Man 'flu.
It's not like any man 'flu others have ever experienced.
It is, of course, much worse than any other man 'flu ever.
But I beat my heroic, manly, hairy chest to fight this monster head on, for I am unbowed!
I do want my Mum though, obvs.
😘😘 xx |
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"You have my sympathy my brother; Man flu is no trifling matter.
I shall prepare the intravenous Lemsip drip.
Original or blackcurrant flavour? 😜
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Only a fellow hero-warrior like you can understand the plight Sensual!
Blackcurrant please - reminds me of Ribena as a kid 😋😋😋. |
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"Man 'flu.
It's not like any man 'flu others have ever experienced.
It is, of course, much worse than any other man 'flu ever.
But I beat my heroic, manly, hairy chest to fight this monster head on, for I am unbowed!
I do want my Mum though, obvs.
😘😘 xx"
You have my sympathy fella. Kudos that you've mustered the strength to type a post.
Heading to shop, do you want some lucozade? |
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"B Willis and Turbo Ted - my brothers 💙.
Our pain is real.
Original Lucozade and a packet of Minstrels please?
No problem fella, stay strong, lucozade and minstrels it is.  "
Only men can understand this pain!
Every man 'flu, even worse than the previous one visited upon a brother.
But do we moan!?
Well, yes...but that's beside the point..
We are warriors!!
With Lucozade and Minstrels our weapons.
Unbowed, heroic, battered....never beaten.
Right....off to cuddle a soft, fluffy pillow.
Catch up with you all later (assuming I don't die, obvs) 💙❤️ xx
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"Mate 🫂
I’ll get a priest on standby.
Can you give him a packet of Minstrels too please mate?
They may be my last....."
For you, I’ll send him with two.
May as well check out in velvety chocolate bliss. |
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"Snap... Currently fighting off the man flu also. 2 days wrapped up in pj's and a hoodie under the duvet. "
I've lifted my head off my fluffy white pillow to respond and sympathise bro'. It's grim innit?
How are your muscles and joints - mine have just given up and flounced off into a corner to sulk 😆😭.
John, Zagato - soup, Minstrels, death....there are worse exits....x |
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Whenever I am struck down mercilessly with this most heinous of malady’s, I like to have an 1980’s, balls out macho, fighting playlist on emergency standby.
‘Eye of the Tiger’, from Rocky 3,
‘You’re The Best’ from the original, The Karate Kid,
and ‘Fight To Survive’ from Bloodsport
Upon subsequent listening, I grow an instantaneous Grizzly Adams style beard and my balls swell to mighty proportions as a direct result of the sudden bequeathed testosterone boost - which helps me to fight on and prevail in this most Herculean of battles 👍🏻👍🏻
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"Snap... Currently fighting off the man flu also. 2 days wrapped up in pj's and a hoodie under the duvet.
I've lifted my head off my fluffy white pillow to respond and sympathise bro'. It's grim innit?
How are your muscles and joints - mine have just given up and flounced off into a corner to sulk 😆😭.
John, Zagato - soup, Minstrels, death....there are worse exits....x"
Mine are making a recovery... Just forced myself into a hot bath which I think helped. |
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