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A Statistical Analysis Of Your Messages On Behalf Of Sydney University
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Ey up good folks 👍🏻
Some quickie questions for you all:
1. How many unsolicited messages have you received today?
2. Of the said messages that you have thus far read, how many have been respectfully worded and are comprised of more than the obligatory, ‘Hi - FAF?’ and the like?
3. How many random photos depicting genitalia in various states of arousal have you received today?
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" 47
At a quick glance I'd say 40 seem to be whole sentences.
About half have a picture attached but I haven't opened them so I don't know what it is yet, the excitement! "
Wha…what? Whole sentences you say?! 😱 Such things surely cannot be 😜 |
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1. No idea. Whenever I'm online I usually flick to new messages and delete any less than 4 words without really registering them on the count every few minutes, when I'm done replying to someone I delete the message thread too.
2. I've sent 14 replies to new message threads so far today, so probably 14.
3. Too many to count. If the message was 4 words or less and had an attachment it was never opened to see if it was the assumed penis. But plenty of unfortunately witnessed dick pics too. |
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"1. No idea. Whenever I'm online I usually flick to new messages and delete any less than 4 words without really registering them on the count every few minutes, when I'm done replying to someone I delete the message thread too.
2. I've sent 14 replies to new message threads so far today, so probably 14.
3. Too many to count. If the message was 4 words or less and had an attachment it was never opened to see if it was the assumed penis. But plenty of unfortunately witnessed dick pics too."
Ahhh just as I suspected; a definite correlation between messages containing fewer words and the likely addition of a phallus attached.
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