If you want to make a lasting impression, a kiss must last at least 6 seconds because that’s how long it takes for the Oxytocin generated by the kiss (or hug) to flood to the brain.
So couples, next time your loved one is leaving for work or going away… a quick peck on the cheek or a quick nuzzled embrace is no good. I want you to do something affectionate for a least 6 seconds. Report back on how your partner couldn’t get you out of their minds and thought lovingly about you all day… ❤️
Singles - go to the ready meal isle at the grocery store and get that dessert intended for 4 people. We know how to cope. 💪 |
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"If it ain't serves 6 to 8 it's not worth the energy of opening the packaging 💜
Now this 🔝 gal knows how to self-pity snack.
Fuck those minuscule portions - I only need my cat in my life!"
*Dog.
Unfortunately I'm just a butt and like to eat 6 person desserts to myself and still get laid regularly 💜 |
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"If it ain't serves 6 to 8 it's not worth the energy of opening the packaging 💜
Now this 🔝 gal knows how to self-pity snack.
Fuck those minuscule portions - I only need my cat in my life!
*Dog.
Unfortunately I'm just a butt and like to eat 6 person desserts to myself and still get laid regularly 💜"
Using protection is tucking in a napkin? Gotcha. Get all of those Fab studs you have on rotation to peel the lids |
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"Probably that glo in the dark condom will have a similar effect… 🤯"
Last time I’m shagging that bird that works at Sellafield. People in the nightclubs are starting to ask if I’ve got a glow stick in my pocket |
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