When I was pregnant (wasn't meeting) some guy wanted me to go to a club so him and his mates could wank over the bump 🤮
Then there was one when we asked for photo suggestions some guy stated a scene with penis flowers and vagina traps..... Still no clue on the latter.
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A women asked me if I liked wine I said yes she then said after bottle is finished she wanted me to fill her wine bottle up with cum and she will save it up to pour out and drink the following week .yes it's true |
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We've had quite a few, but they generally pale in comparison to the good old "so what are you guys looking for? 🤣🤣 er, it's stated in the profile, you've looked at it at least once, maybe have another read? |
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"We've had quite a few, but they generally pale in comparison to the good old "so what are you guys looking for? 🤣🤣 er, it's stated in the profile, you've looked at it at least once, maybe have another read?"
We most often reply to that the TV remote. As it’s true. I swear that thing has legs |
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I don't want to type out the weirdest because it was so gross.
The second weirdest was a man 10 years younger wanting me to be his stay-at-home "surrendered wife". I pointed out he'd be stepfather to two teenagers, and he said that wouldn't be a problem, that he was financially well-off, and that we'd all be well provided for. |
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"We've had quite a few, but they generally pale in comparison to the good old "so what are you guys looking for? 🤣🤣 er, it's stated in the profile, you've looked at it at least once, maybe have another read?
We most often reply to that the TV remote. As it’s true. I swear that thing has legs"
Borrowing that 🤣 |
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"We've had quite a few, but they generally pale in comparison to the good old "so what are you guys looking for? 🤣🤣 er, it's stated in the profile, you've looked at it at least once, maybe have another read?
We most often reply to that the TV remote. As it’s true. I swear that thing has legs
Borrowing that 🤣"
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By *bxanfCouple 6 weeks ago
Shadow Moses, Stourbridge |
A guy messaged us who wanted to know if he could pay to watch his golden retriever have sex with Juno.
A bonus one, a dude messaged saying his wife had passed and would we be willing to help cheer him up after her funeral with MFM |
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I know worn knickers are often requested but one guy wanted me to wear the same pair for a week, work, sleep etc in then for 7 days and send them to him. Sorry but I prefer fresh underwear daily (sometimes even twice daily) so that didn't happen. |
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Was on a 90s weekend in butlins and had a message from a couple saying at 11pm they will leave their door open and misses will be in the shower , and want me to walk in straight to the bathroom and piss on her and possibly take a shit aswell and walk out again
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Got told how gorgeous I was, and invited to spend a weekend in an apartment overlooking the river Thames. Included was his phone number, a video of him masturbating and one of him having sex with a woman (no doubt she'd be horrified if she knew). I declined as I was busy! 🫢 |
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"I once sent someone a 650-words piece of bread erotica (a genre I made up). They loved it and loathed it at the same time.
*Loafed it perhaps?"
Very well played. Chapeau. |
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By *HUSH-Man 6 weeks ago
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"I have two.
Man wanted to lick the soles of my feet when dipped in ketchup
Another wanted to come and read me romeo and juliet and expected me to wank to it
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Cracking one out to Romeo & Juliet. It’s weird…but has a slight touch of class.
What’s wrong with me
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A while ago a guy messaged and asked if he could pay me to shove a biro down their cock. Another just recently asked if I would let him get me pregnant and make him support me and the baby… erm no |
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