"You’re not scr@ping the bottom of the bellend, sorry barrel, by asking strangers on the internet for a serving of smegma.
Things could be worse."
Yeah do not go into the smegma thread. That will definitely not cheer you up  |
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"You’re not scr@ping the bottom of the bellend, sorry barrel, by asking strangers on the internet for a serving of smegma.
Things could be worse.
Yeah do not go into the smegma thread. That will definitely not cheer you up "
Actually it might, there’s some hilarious posts in there. |
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By *ickawitchCouple 6 weeks ago
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"Tell me some good news or something naughty xx need some positivity for todays end
Mrs C "
I’m sorry that you need cheering up . MrsC you are a very sexy looking girl. And if naughty would help cheer you up. I would bury my face between your legs and would not stop eating you until you’d had so many orgasms you couldn’t walk . |
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Yes I have read the smegma thread lol. Wasn’t pretty but humorous.
Nice win on the scratchy. Just feeling overwhelmed today doesn’t help I get ignored by my doctor when they shove new meds at me.
Thank you all made me chuckle and smile. Xxx
Mrs C |
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I walked through my kitchen naked earlier, and farted as I went past the cooker. Being at arse-height, the burners were on and ignited it!
The wife wasn't amused, but I'm glad it wasn't a long, dribbly one, as would have travelled back to the source like the plane blowing up at the end of Die Hard 2!  |
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