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By (user no longer on site) OP 6 weeks ago
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Dear males, what is best in life?
-To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
-Since no one chooses to be born, and life is but an unavoidable plodding towards death anyway, it's better not to be born al all.
-To crack open a cold one on a rainy summer afternoon, slap a couple of quarter pounders on a grill because fuck the weather and watch them ride the very fine line between getting grilled and getting soggy. |
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Cook the burgers which are eaten by my enemies who get food poisoning and wish they were dead cause their souls have just evacuated in the toilet. I crack open a cold one and break a nail doing it, this balancing the universe.
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