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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London

Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

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By *bxanfCouple 6 weeks ago

Shadow Moses, Stourbridge

Just leaving a post here so I don't forget to check it later

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By *usanStoHelitWoman 6 weeks ago

liverpool

What do you mean by factory settings op? 🤔

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks? "

🤣🤣🤣

I can't wait to see how this plays out!

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By *iker JackMan 6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Anyone want to share some 🥤

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿😳

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

🤣🤣🤣

I can't wait to see how this plays out!"

Pmsl I’m playing devils advocate. Asking questions that guys wonder but darnt ask

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"What do you mean by factory settings op? 🤔"

Well if there’s no women around but there is a guy

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿😳"

You know this might get good

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By *issmorganWoman 6 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

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By *vaRose43Woman 6 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿😳"

Budge up 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts


"🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿😳

Budge up 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿"

You got salted or sweet?

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op. "

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!”

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks? "

Be fucking good beer goggles

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By *ea monkeyMan 6 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

From my many conversations with straight and bi women, their constant lament is that contrary to all knowledge and logic, they still fancy men.

In my experience lesbians are very grateful to not have men around

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By *iker JackMan 6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!” "

If you mean sleep with a man I’m guessing the word lesbian maybe the clue to your answer

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!”

If you mean sleep with a man I’m guessing the word lesbian maybe the clue to your answer "

Yes but being gay is a belief system. Apparently.

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By *ot really famousMan 6 weeks ago

monaghan


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!” "

...as a lesbian...I find your post insulting..

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By *vaRose43Woman 6 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿😳

Budge up 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

You got salted or sweet? "

Sweet

And a bag of maltesers

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts


"🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿😳

Budge up 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

You got salted or sweet?

Sweet

And a bag of maltesers "

[Glow budges up. Ensuring the maltesers are within reach]

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!”

If you mean sleep with a man I’m guessing the word lesbian maybe the clue to your answer "

Well the say don’t judge a book by its cover. There’s straight guys here that meet men so not entirely true.

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By *usanStoHelitWoman 6 weeks ago

liverpool


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!” ...as a lesbian...I find your post insulting.. "

Agree, deeply offensive

Would you ask straight men if they would shag other men after a few beers op?

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By *iker JackMan 6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!”

If you mean sleep with a man I’m guessing the word lesbian maybe the clue to your answer

Yes but being gay is a belief system. Apparently. "

Does certain alcohol bring out a different level of gay?

Stella makes you a full grown shagger of any woman that moves

Pimms means you could be interested in anyone

I jest of course. Sometimes I despair of this place and life in general

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By *inceIlkestonMan 6 weeks ago

Ilkeston


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks? "

Nonsense

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!” ...as a lesbian...I find your post insulting..

Agree, deeply offensive

Would you ask straight men if they would shag other men after a few beers op? "

There are plenty of Fab Straight men that would 😁

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!”

If you mean sleep with a man I’m guessing the word lesbian maybe the clue to your answer

Yes but being gay is a belief system. Apparently.

Does certain alcohol bring out a different level of gay?

Stella makes you a full grown shagger of any woman that moves

Pimms means you could be interested in anyone

I jest of course. Sometimes I despair of this place and life in general "

I’m more a Capt Morgan and cola sort. Guess that means I’m trying to turn all the straight men.

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By *iker JackMan 6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!”

If you mean sleep with a man I’m guessing the word lesbian maybe the clue to your answer

Yes but being gay is a belief system. Apparently.

Does certain alcohol bring out a different level of gay?

Stella makes you a full grown shagger of any woman that moves

Pimms means you could be interested in anyone

I jest of course. Sometimes I despair of this place and life in general

I’m more a Capt Morgan and cola sort. Guess that means I’m trying to turn all the straight men. "

I mean everyone loves a sailor or is it seaman 🤣

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!” ...as a lesbian...I find your post insulting..

Agree, deeply offensive

Would you ask straight men if they would shag other men after a few beers op? "

Oh you absolutely beat me to it! It's the reason why I don't drink more than 5 pints nowadays for fear of trombonement.

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By *teveanddebsCouple 6 weeks ago

Norwich


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

🤣🤣🤣

I can't wait to see how this plays out!

Pmsl I’m playing devils advocate. Asking questions that guys wonder but darnt ask "

I don't think Devils Advocate means what you think it does.

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

🤣🤣🤣

I can't wait to see how this plays out!

Pmsl I’m playing devils advocate. Asking questions that guys wonder but darnt ask

I don't think Devils Advocate means what you think it does. "

What, to present a view which is opposite to what most believe. Which would be that lesbians go with women mainly or only. And I’m asking if they have had enough to drink do they care and will they go with a guy because he’s there. I’d say I understand the meaning

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By *teveanddebsCouple 6 weeks ago

Norwich

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By *llaandGCouple 6 weeks ago

London


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

🤣🤣🤣

I can't wait to see how this plays out!

Pmsl I’m playing devils advocate. Asking questions that guys wonder but darnt ask

I don't think Devils Advocate means what you think it does. "

It's a pinball machine, isn't it?

G

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By *teveanddebsCouple 6 weeks ago

Norwich


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!”

If you mean sleep with a man I’m guessing the word lesbian maybe the clue to your answer

Yes but being gay is a belief system. Apparently.

Does certain alcohol bring out a different level of gay?

Stella makes you a full grown shagger of any woman that moves

Pimms means you could be interested in anyone

I jest of course. Sometimes I despair of this place and life in general

I’m more a Capt Morgan and cola sort. Guess that means I’m trying to turn all the straight men.

I mean everyone loves a sailor or is it seaman 🤣"

Remember the Navy motto:

It's not gay if you're underway.

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By *acey_RedWoman 6 weeks ago

Liverpool


"What do you mean by factory settings op? 🤔

Well if there’s no women around but there is a guy"

Why is that "factory settings"? I'm confused.

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!” ...as a lesbian...I find your post insulting..

Agree, deeply offensive

Would you ask straight men if they would shag other men after a few beers op? "

On fabswingers? Well I could ask yes. But I think you can also maKe assumptions by which pictures are posted on a profile sometimes. Would I ask my mates down the pub? Probably not

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!”

If you mean sleep with a man I’m guessing the word lesbian maybe the clue to your answer

Yes but being gay is a belief system. Apparently.

Does certain alcohol bring out a different level of gay?

Stella makes you a full grown shagger of any woman that moves

Pimms means you could be interested in anyone

I jest of course. Sometimes I despair of this place and life in general

I’m more a Capt Morgan and cola sort. Guess that means I’m trying to turn all the straight men.

I mean everyone loves a sailor or is it seaman 🤣"

My life is a Jean Paul Gautier advert. It’s horrendous 😃

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By *ora the explorerWoman 6 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks? "

. This did make me laugh 😂

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By *iker JackMan 6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!”

If you mean sleep with a man I’m guessing the word lesbian maybe the clue to your answer

Yes but being gay is a belief system. Apparently.

Does certain alcohol bring out a different level of gay?

Stella makes you a full grown shagger of any woman that moves

Pimms means you could be interested in anyone

I jest of course. Sometimes I despair of this place and life in general

I’m more a Capt Morgan and cola sort. Guess that means I’m trying to turn all the straight men.

I mean everyone loves a sailor or is it seaman 🤣

My life is a Jean Paul Gautier advert. It’s horrendous 😃"

Hang on. I wear Pour Homme, does that mean I’m trying to attract men 🤣😂

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!” ...as a lesbian...I find your post insulting.. "

being offended is subjective. I’m sure you’ll be fine

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

. This did make me laugh 😂 "

It just seemed the shortest and sweetest way to ask it

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Gets a FORUM INSURANCE claim form ready

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!”

If you mean sleep with a man I’m guessing the word lesbian maybe the clue to your answer

Yes but being gay is a belief system. Apparently.

Does certain alcohol bring out a different level of gay?

Stella makes you a full grown shagger of any woman that moves

Pimms means you could be interested in anyone

I jest of course. Sometimes I despair of this place and life in general

I’m more a Capt Morgan and cola sort. Guess that means I’m trying to turn all the straight men.

I mean everyone loves a sailor or is it seaman 🤣

My life is a Jean Paul Gautier advert. It’s horrendous 😃

Hang on. I wear Pour Homme, does that mean I’m trying to attract men 🤣😂"

I do too. FFS. I might have to break out the Joop again.

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By *iker JackMan 6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!”

If you mean sleep with a man I’m guessing the word lesbian maybe the clue to your answer

Yes but being gay is a belief system. Apparently.

Does certain alcohol bring out a different level of gay?

Stella makes you a full grown shagger of any woman that moves

Pimms means you could be interested in anyone

I jest of course. Sometimes I despair of this place and life in general

I’m more a Capt Morgan and cola sort. Guess that means I’m trying to turn all the straight men.

I mean everyone loves a sailor or is it seaman 🤣

My life is a Jean Paul Gautier advert. It’s horrendous 😃

Hang on. I wear Pour Homme, does that mean I’m trying to attract men 🤣😂

I do too. FFS. I might have to break out the Joop again."

Hi Karate for me, I’ll have masculinity pouring out of me

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts

Jack. Fox. My office. 👉

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By *teveanddebsCouple 6 weeks ago

Norwich


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

🤣🤣🤣

I can't wait to see how this plays out!

Pmsl I’m playing devils advocate. Asking questions that guys wonder but darnt ask

I don't think Devils Advocate means what you think it does.

What, to present a view which is opposite to what most believe. Which would be that lesbians go with women mainly or only. And I’m asking if they have had enough to drink do they care and will they go with a guy because he’s there. I’d say I understand the meaning "

Clearly you don't, you asked a question with a blindingly obvious answer*.

Devil's Advocate:

Someone who pretends, in an argument or discussion, to be against an idea or plan that a lot of people support, in order to make people discuss and consider it in more detail

* Capt Obvious says if anyone that shags blokes and women is bisexual, whatever they call themselves.

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By *aomilatteCouple 6 weeks ago

Midlands


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

. This did make me laugh 😂 "

The funniest opening post today! Straight over some heads

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By *elix SightedMan 6 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

. This did make me laugh 😂 "

Look who’s back!!!! 🥳

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By *ora the explorerWoman 6 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

. This did make me laugh 😂

The funniest opening post today! Straight over some heads "

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By *ora the explorerWoman 6 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

. This did make me laugh 😂

Look who’s back!!!! 🥳"

❤️

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By *iker JackMan 6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Jack. Fox. My office. 👉"

I am on my way. Mr Fox is first in, the office

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Jack. Fox. My office. 👉

I am on my way. Mr Fox is first in, the office "

Magazine down the back of my trousers, I'll let you know how it goes Jack.

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

🤣🤣🤣

I can't wait to see how this plays out!

Pmsl I’m playing devils advocate. Asking questions that guys wonder but darnt ask

I don't think Devils Advocate means what you think it does.

What, to present a view which is opposite to what most believe. Which would be that lesbians go with women mainly or only. And I’m asking if they have had enough to drink do they care and will they go with a guy because he’s there. I’d say I understand the meaning

Clearly you don't, you asked a question with a blindingly obvious answer*.

Devil's Advocate:

Someone who pretends, in an argument or discussion, to be against an idea or plan that a lot of people support, in order to make people discuss and consider it in more detail

* Capt Obvious says if anyone that shags blokes and women is bisexual, whatever they call themselves. "

Sorry I think we’ll have to agree to disagree I don’t think there’s any “blindly obvious” in anything sexual nowadays. That would mean you would have to assume a hell of a lot and you know what thought did?

I find it always best to ask nowadays

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 6 weeks ago

Leeds

😂😂 - I can't find the words.

No.

Mrs

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts


"Jack. Fox. My office. 👉

I am on my way. Mr Fox is first in, the office

Magazine down the back of my trousers, I'll let you know how it goes Jack."

[Glow realises doesn’t have an office. Awkward.]

So…what’s your magazine about?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 6 weeks ago

Leeds

Do you guys turn gay after a few drinks? Any holes a goal right.

Mrs

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"Do you guys turn gay after a few drinks? Any holes a goal right.

Mrs "

Well I’m the wrong one to ask I’m bi. But there’s a lot of fab straight guys

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By *ot really famousMan 6 weeks ago

monaghan


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!” ...as a lesbian...I find your post insulting..

being offended is subjective. I’m sure you’ll be fine "

...I hope you're not suggesting I'm a "fab" lesbian..?

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By *andPextraCouple 6 weeks ago

North West

Im only “half” lesbian so a “proper” one may have a different opinion.

I have yet to find anything a man can do de facto better than a lady (including the obvious ) so I doubt very much there is much need for a factory reset. Unless I need a spider dealing with….

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!” ...as a lesbian...I find your post insulting..

being offended is subjective. I’m sure you’ll be fine ...I hope you're not suggesting I'm a "fab" lesbian..?"

Well I assume nothing nowadays

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By *ot really famousMan 6 weeks ago

monaghan


"Im only “half” lesbian so a “proper” one may have a different opinion.

I have yet to find anything a man can do de facto better than a lady (including the obvious ) so I doubt very much there is much need for a factory reset. Unless I need a spider dealing with…. "

...or parking your car...

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By *orkshire UnicornWoman 6 weeks ago

Yorkshire

I’d always prefer women. D*unk or sober. As has been mentioned previously by someone else, I’d echo that I lament at being sexually attracted to men as a gender a times. As a general rule (not always - but much much, more often than not) they do not have the emotional intelligence I prioritise in a partner and usually turn me off with some icky blanket stereotyping statement about gender or sexuality 😉

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"Im only “half” lesbian so a “proper” one may have a different opinion.

I have yet to find anything a man can do de facto better than a lady (including the obvious ) so I doubt very much there is much need for a factory reset. Unless I need a spider dealing with…. "

Pmsl. I wasn’t referring to a full, full time factory reset. I was referring to an at that time factory reset

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts


"Jack. Fox. My office. 👉

I am on my way. Mr Fox is first in, the office "

Harley riders are back. Nothing unusual there

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By *aven.Woman 6 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

🤣🤣🤣

I can't wait to see how this plays out!

Pmsl I’m playing devils advocate. Asking questions that guys wonder but darnt ask "

This proves my theory that people should be made to take a basic intelligence test before using the internet.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts


"Jack. Fox. My office. 👉

I am on my way. Mr Fox is first in, the office

Harley riders are back. Nothing unusual there "

* at the back.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Jack. Fox. My office. 👉

I am on my way. Mr Fox is first in, the office

Magazine down the back of my trousers, I'll let you know how it goes Jack.

[Glow realises doesn’t have an office. Awkward.]

So…what’s your magazine about? "

It's not what it's about (Steam trains of Shropshire if it helps) it's the thickness that can withstand the cane, which helps.

*I went to boarding school.

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"I’d always prefer women. D*unk or sober. As has been mentioned previously by someone else, I’d echo that I lament at being sexually attracted to men as a gender a times. As a general rule (not always - but much much, more often than not) they do not have the emotional intelligence I prioritise in a partner and usually turn me off with some icky blanket stereotyping statement about gender or sexuality 😉"

Hallelujah, but if you were in a situation where not completely intoxication was the case but enough to make you insanely horny and there was no woman within the vicinity but there was a horny guy there you would not be completely adverse to sexual interaction to satisfy a need?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts


"Jack. Fox. My office. 👉

I am on my way. Mr Fox is first in, the office

Magazine down the back of my trousers, I'll let you know how it goes Jack.

[Glow realises doesn’t have an office. Awkward.]

So…what’s your magazine about?

It's not what it's about (Steam trains of Shropshire if it helps) it's the thickness that can withstand the cane, which helps.

*I went to boarding school."

Steam Trains of Shropshire you say? Does it have a SECR Maunsell D1 Class Southern SR Maunsell in Olive Green? I might need a wan err a copy of that magazine.

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By *orkshire UnicornWoman 6 weeks ago

Yorkshire


"I’d always prefer women. D*unk or sober. As has been mentioned previously by someone else, I’d echo that I lament at being sexually attracted to men as a gender a times. As a general rule (not always - but much much, more often than not) they do not have the emotional intelligence I prioritise in a partner and usually turn me off with some icky blanket stereotyping statement about gender or sexuality 😉

Hallelujah, but if you were in a situation where not completely intoxication was the case but enough to make you insanely horny and there was no woman within the vicinity but there was a horny guy there you would not be completely adverse to sexual interaction to satisfy a need? "

I can meet my own needs, I don’t require a sub par male partner just because he is there and horny at the same time as me. Now if said male could mentally stimulate me, then we might be onto something

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By *andPextraCouple 6 weeks ago

North West


"Im only “half” lesbian so a “proper” one may have a different opinion.

I have yet to find anything a man can do de facto better than a lady (including the obvious ) so I doubt very much there is much need for a factory reset. Unless I need a spider dealing with…. ...or parking your car... "

Nah. My Aston has a great reversing camera so even helpless little me can manage without. Im used to judging small things like parking spqces.. I get plenty of practice on here judging that 9 inches is more like 5 in the real world

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By *iker JackMan 6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"Jack. Fox. My office. 👉

I am on my way. Mr Fox is first in, the office

Harley riders are back. Nothing unusual there "

Bringing up the rear so to speak

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By *issmorganWoman 6 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

The thing is this must be a common view that gay women will still have sex with men.

I've seen a few male profiles looking for women, couples & lesbians (they've specifically written that).

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Jack. Fox. My office. 👉

I am on my way. Mr Fox is first in, the office

Magazine down the back of my trousers, I'll let you know how it goes Jack.

[Glow realises doesn’t have an office. Awkward.]

So…what’s your magazine about?

It's not what it's about (Steam trains of Shropshire if it helps) it's the thickness that can withstand the cane, which helps.

*I went to boarding school.

Steam Trains of Shropshire you say? Does it have a SECR Maunsell D1 Class Southern SR Maunsell in Olive Green? I might need a wan err a copy of that magazine. "

Sorry, it's the May 2008 one I have.

The apple green London & North Eastern Railway engine, No. 61306 Mayflower features heavily.

As you may know, Glow, it's a member of the B1 class, designed to haul freight and passenger trains, it was one of 410 built between 1942 and 1952, emerging from the North British Locomotive Company workshop in Glasgow in April 1948.

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By *ionycusMan 6 weeks ago

Babylon

I rented out a movie years ago "Anal Lesbians 6" , turns out it was two old fat chicks rearranging their cd collection in alphabetical order and their cupboards supermarket style.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts


"I rented out a movie years ago "Anal Lesbians 6" , turns out it was two old fat chicks rearranging their cd collection in alphabetical order and their cupboards supermarket style."

What were the other 4 doing?

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"The thing is this must be a common view that gay women will still have sex with men.

I've seen a few male profiles looking for women, couples & lesbians (they've specifically written that). "

You’ll notice I don’t as Ive always presumed they would have no interest, so I asked the question

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By *ot the Same99Man 6 weeks ago

Fife


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

🤣🤣🤣

I can't wait to see how this plays out!

Pmsl I’m playing devils advocate. Asking questions that guys wonder but darnt ask "

I have never wondered this so I've never needed to ask.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts


"Jack. Fox. My office. 👉

I am on my way. Mr Fox is first in, the office

Magazine down the back of my trousers, I'll let you know how it goes Jack.

[Glow realises doesn’t have an office. Awkward.]

So…what’s your magazine about?

It's not what it's about (Steam trains of Shropshire if it helps) it's the thickness that can withstand the cane, which helps.

*I went to boarding school.

Steam Trains of Shropshire you say? Does it have a SECR Maunsell D1 Class Southern SR Maunsell in Olive Green? I might need a wan err a copy of that magazine.

Sorry, it's the May 2008 one I have.

The apple green London & North Eastern Railway engine, No. 61306 Mayflower features heavily.

As you may know, Glow, it's a member of the B1 class, designed to haul freight and passenger trains, it was one of 410 built between 1942 and 1952, emerging from the North British Locomotive Company workshop in Glasgow in April 1948."

Nice. Very nice. I think I’m having sone sort of spasm. Or a stroke.

Speaking of strokes, does the mag have those commemorative glued pages? Special edition sort, like I heard ‘Big Juggs’ does?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 6 weeks ago

Leeds


"The thing is this must be a common view that gay women will still have sex with men.

I've seen a few male profiles looking for women, couples & lesbians (they've specifically written that).

You’ll notice I don’t as Ive always presumed they would have no interest, so I asked the question "

You were right in presuming they have no interest.

Mrs

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By *vaRose43Woman 6 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"I rented out a movie years ago "Anal Lesbians 6" , turns out it was two old fat chicks rearranging their cd collection in alphabetical order and their cupboards supermarket style."

Look I needed the money

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By *entlemanrogueMan 6 weeks ago

Motherwell

[Removed by poster at 23/09/24 12:36:59]

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By *ot really famousMan 6 weeks ago

monaghan


"Im only “half” lesbian so a “proper” one may have a different opinion.

I have yet to find anything a man can do de facto better than a lady (including the obvious ) so I doubt very much there is much need for a factory reset. Unless I need a spider dealing with…. ...or parking your car...

Nah. My Aston has a great reversing camera so even helpless little me can manage without. Im used to judging small things like parking spqces.. I get plenty of practice on here judging that 9 inches is more like 5 in the real world "

....suitably chastened in my Mercedes ..(slinks towards the door)..

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By *entlemanrogueMan 6 weeks ago

Motherwell


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks? "

Then they would be Bi or Pan, not lesbian

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Jack. Fox. My office. 👉

I am on my way. Mr Fox is first in, the office

Magazine down the back of my trousers, I'll let you know how it goes Jack.

[Glow realises doesn’t have an office. Awkward.]

So…what’s your magazine about?

It's not what it's about (Steam trains of Shropshire if it helps) it's the thickness that can withstand the cane, which helps.

*I went to boarding school.

Steam Trains of Shropshire you say? Does it have a SECR Maunsell D1 Class Southern SR Maunsell in Olive Green? I might need a wan err a copy of that magazine.

Sorry, it's the May 2008 one I have.

The apple green London & North Eastern Railway engine, No. 61306 Mayflower features heavily.

As you may know, Glow, it's a member of the B1 class, designed to haul freight and passenger trains, it was one of 410 built between 1942 and 1952, emerging from the North British Locomotive Company workshop in Glasgow in April 1948.

Nice. Very nice. I think I’m having sone sort of spasm. Or a stroke.

Speaking of strokes, does the mag have those commemorative glued pages? Special edition sort, like I heard ‘Big Juggs’ does? "

No, but you can build your own signal box by collecting the pieces available in each month edition. Just 216 pieces which is great VFM on the £5.99 magazine.

I wish these people above would stop side tracking out rail thread (see what I did there)

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By *ot really famousMan 6 weeks ago

monaghan


"I’d always prefer women. D*unk or sober. As has been mentioned previously by someone else, I’d echo that I lament at being sexually attracted to men as a gender a times. As a general rule (not always - but much much, more often than not) they do not have the emotional intelligence I prioritise in a partner and usually turn me off with some icky blanket stereotyping statement about gender or sexuality 😉

Hallelujah, but if you were in a situation where not completely intoxication was the case but enough to make you insanely horny and there was no woman within the vicinity but there was a horny guy there you would not be completely adverse to sexual interaction to satisfy a need? "

...you seem to be confusing bisexual women with lesbians...?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts


"Jack. Fox. My office. 👉

I am on my way. Mr Fox is first in, the office

Magazine down the back of my trousers, I'll let you know how it goes Jack.

[Glow realises doesn’t have an office. Awkward.]

So…what’s your magazine about?

It's not what it's about (Steam trains of Shropshire if it helps) it's the thickness that can withstand the cane, which helps.

*I went to boarding school.

Steam Trains of Shropshire you say? Does it have a SECR Maunsell D1 Class Southern SR Maunsell in Olive Green? I might need a wan err a copy of that magazine.

Sorry, it's the May 2008 one I have.

The apple green London & North Eastern Railway engine, No. 61306 Mayflower features heavily.

As you may know, Glow, it's a member of the B1 class, designed to haul freight and passenger trains, it was one of 410 built between 1942 and 1952, emerging from the North British Locomotive Company workshop in Glasgow in April 1948.

Nice. Very nice. I think I’m having sone sort of spasm. Or a stroke.

Speaking of strokes, does the mag have those commemorative glued pages? Special edition sort, like I heard ‘Big Juggs’ does?

No, but you can build your own signal box by collecting the pieces available in each month edition. Just 216 pieces which is great VFM on the £5.99 magazine.

I wish these people above would stop side tracking out rail thread (see what I did there)"

Yes. Drives me loco, motive not withstanding it’s an open forum though.

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By *iss DevilWoman 6 weeks ago

Bedford


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks? "

Would you ask gay men the same question? Also, what do you understand by "factory settings", OP?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Jack. Fox. My office. 👉

I am on my way. Mr Fox is first in, the office

Magazine down the back of my trousers, I'll let you know how it goes Jack.

[Glow realises doesn’t have an office. Awkward.]

So…what’s your magazine about?

It's not what it's about (Steam trains of Shropshire if it helps) it's the thickness that can withstand the cane, which helps.

*I went to boarding school.

Steam Trains of Shropshire you say? Does it have a SECR Maunsell D1 Class Southern SR Maunsell in Olive Green? I might need a wan err a copy of that magazine.

Sorry, it's the May 2008 one I have.

The apple green London & North Eastern Railway engine, No. 61306 Mayflower features heavily.

As you may know, Glow, it's a member of the B1 class, designed to haul freight and passenger trains, it was one of 410 built between 1942 and 1952, emerging from the North British Locomotive Company workshop in Glasgow in April 1948.

Nice. Very nice. I think I’m having sone sort of spasm. Or a stroke.

Speaking of strokes, does the mag have those commemorative glued pages? Special edition sort, like I heard ‘Big Juggs’ does?

No, but you can build your own signal box by collecting the pieces available in each month edition. Just 216 pieces which is great VFM on the £5.99 magazine.

I wish these people above would stop side tracking out rail thread (see what I did there)

Yes. Drives me loco, motive not withstanding it’s an open forum though. "

Lots of huff and puff, they're generally running out of steam though keeping the wheels in motion on here.

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By *ouple4voyeurCouple 6 weeks ago

Birmingham

goes on our list of 'the most stupidest posts'

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By *avexxMan 6 weeks ago

cheshire


"goes on our list of 'the most stupidest posts'"

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"goes on our list of 'the most stupidest posts'"

It's the trains isn't it?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 6 weeks ago

North West

Really? 🤢🤮

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By *andPextraCouple 6 weeks ago

North West


"goes on our list of 'the most stupidest posts'

It's the trains isn't it?"

This would be a better question than that posted by the OP.

WTAF do grown men see in trains ? I get their interest in lesbians.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Herts


"goes on our list of 'the most stupidest posts'

It's the trains isn't it?

This would be a better question than that posted by the OP.

WTAF do grown men see in trains ? I get their interest in lesbians. "

Trains. Tunnels. It’s very Freudian.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"goes on our list of 'the most stupidest posts'

It's the trains isn't it?

This would be a better question than that posted by the OP.

WTAF do grown men see in trains ? I get their interest in lesbians. "

It's very trainsphobic of you.

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By *iker JackMan 6 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"goes on our list of 'the most stupidest posts'

It's the trains isn't it?

This would be a better question than that posted by the OP.

WTAF do grown men see in trains ? I get their interest in lesbians. "

The look, the smell, the design, the fact they can be so fickle

And I mean steam engines not lesbians 🤣

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By *ittlebirdWoman 6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"

Well the say don’t judge a book by its cover. There’s straight guys here that meet men so not entirely true. "

You know they’re not really straight right? Right? 😳

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By *8on33Man 6 weeks ago

winfrith


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!” ...as a lesbian...I find your post insulting.. "

You're not a lesbian though .

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"

Well the say don’t judge a book by its cover. There’s straight guys here that meet men so not entirely true.

You know they’re not really straight right? Right? 😳"

I'll put my head on the block here. I'm 💯 straight. Not Fab straight, but there are probably 3 or 4 blokes on here I'd love to have a beer with.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"goes on our list of 'the most stupidest posts'

It's the trains isn't it?

This would be a better question than that posted by the OP.

WTAF do grown men see in trains ? I get their interest in lesbians.

The look, the smell, the design, the fact they can be so fickle

And I mean steam engines not lesbians 🤣"

Hahaha brilliant.

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By *ikeC81Man 6 weeks ago

harrow

I always wonder if my lesbian friends perv couples or single blokes😂in porn

Probably get told hell no. I know one of my lesbian friends thinks lesbian is awful and objectifies lesbians

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By *oontuneMan 6 weeks ago

Menston

Are we talking about 'American Lesbians' like the ones in films or the type that work for the council wheel clamping unit?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Central


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

🤣🤣🤣

I can't wait to see how this plays out!

Pmsl I’m playing devils advocate. Asking questions that guys wonder but darnt ask "

You've not defined 'factory settings', as if being lesbian, gay etc isn't natural or standard for millions of people

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By *herrybakewellCouple 6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Fucks sake.....what a thread.

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By *ayleedsMan 6 weeks ago

Leeds

Spaghetti is straight till it gets wet

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By *carlettxWoman 6 weeks ago

Essex

Oh this will be a good one ….

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By *.T.Man 6 weeks ago

Gloucester ish

Has someone seen a joke on the Face Book and thought it funny to repost it here?

☠️

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By *ot really famousMan 6 weeks ago

monaghan


"I'm guessing they'll still be lesbians, even after a few drinks op.

Oh yeah I’m not expecting them to change their whole belief system. I’m just wondering if they’ve had enough to drink and they were horny enough would they go “sod it, in for a penny In for a pound!” ...as a lesbian...I find your post insulting.. You're not a lesbian though ."

..I identify as a lesbian...

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks? "

Have tou ever reverted to sausage after a few drinks? I bet you have thought of it a few times lol

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

Have tou ever reverted to sausage after a few drinks? I bet you have thought of it a few times lol"

Well as I’m bi quite possibly pmsl

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By *ex1111Woman 6 weeks ago

Oxford

As a lesbian, I would say I do not suddenly lose my identity and preferences, temporary or otherwise after a few beers. Alcohol is great but its not that magicial 🤣🤣

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By *ojo2joWoman 6 weeks ago

Penclawdd


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks? "

Is that why you identify as bi-curious OP?

Have a few beers and think ‘sod it, bit of penis will do’?

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 6 weeks ago

the moon

I’m a lesbian too

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By * Willis OP   Man 6 weeks ago

London


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks?

Is that why you identify as bi-curious OP?

Have a few beers and think ‘sod it, bit of penis will do’?"

No although I’m more open if I’ve had a drink.

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By *ot really famousMan 6 weeks ago

monaghan


"I’m a lesbian too "
....feck off you...I was here first...

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By *agatoXXXMan 6 weeks ago

Mordor

The real factory reset is if you stimulate the G-spot & Clitoris at the same time. Legend has it that it can "cure" Lesbians, but no man has ever found either, never mind both. /s

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 6 weeks ago

the moon


"I’m a lesbian too ....feck off you...I was here first... "

😂

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By *hesblokeMan 6 weeks ago

Derbyshire village


"Do you revert to factory settings after a few drinks? "

I'm gonna take a wild stab at "no"

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By *hesblokeMan 6 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

" It's not your fault that you're lesbians. Look, please, give me one more chance. Come back to my place - and I'll cure you."

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By *eordieJeansCouple 6 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I guarantee this all came from a meme on Twitter.

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