"Sorry, I can't come in, sat on too many cocks and can't possibly sit down at a desk, may be back in tomorrow unless I sit on more cocks in the meantime"
Lmao if I was your boss I’d let you off work but ask you to come to my office Tuesday  |
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By *uacksplat.Woman 9 weeks ago
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"im terribly sorry, im unable to attend the workplace tomorrow as i suffered a dual death over the weekend.. i had my back blown out while simultaneously being drowned via the art of female ejaculation while his wife was sitting on my face. as you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for me while i arrange my own funeral. therefore i'd welcome your respect of my privacy, in never contacting me again. yours.. "
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My penis is caught in my fly and last time I came in like this you had me dragged in front of HR, however, if Debbie from HR wishes to visit me and help release said snagged shag rod I will happily attend in the afternoon. |
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Curly wurly for the best answer 
But since my boss is me ill let me off 
