I had

By (user no longer on site) OP 18 weeks ago

A wet dream about you last night

I pissed myself laughing as you fell off a cliff

By *inky_couple2020Couple 18 weeks ago

North West

My brakes failed

By *haveanicevoiceMan 18 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

Maybe only thing yet to see written on a major newspaper front page

By *agatoXXXMan 17 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Maybe only thing yet to see written on a major newspaper front page"

The Daily Star is not a major newspaper.