I had

By (user no longer on site) OP 23 weeks ago

A wet dream about you last night

I pissed myself laughing as you fell off a cliff

By *inky_couple2020Couple 23 weeks ago

North West

My brakes failed

By *outhernC0mfortMan 23 weeks ago

Cumbria

Maybe only thing yet to see written on a major newspaper front page

By *agatoXXXMan 22 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Maybe only thing yet to see written on a major newspaper front page"

The Daily Star is not a major newspaper.