To your money back!
As a Fab user, were you miss-sold premium subscriptions?
Have you paid for gold site supporter, yet found yourself still unable to bypass messaging filters?
Has the site failed to provide you with an unending stream of penis and/ or vag as you are so entitled to, regardless of attraction?
Have you not had your bi-weekly blowjobs that Platinum supporters are entitled to?
Then please contact your local Sydney Uni researcher to log your claim. All you need is your bank card details, some personal information, and a list of all of the Fab users that have wronged you.
LvM (Researcher of Head, Sydney University) |
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Have you paid for gold site supporter, yet found yourself still unable to bypass messaging filters? 💜 I've yet to try to message someone I couldn't.
Has the site failed to provide you with an unending stream of penis and/ or vag as you are so entitled to, regardless of attraction? 💜 the abundance of genitalia is, if anything, excessive.
Have you not had your bi-weekly blowjobs that Platinum supporters are entitled to? 💜 bi weekly is twice weekly rather than fortnightly right? Either way that's an absurdly low amount of blowjobs. I'm only on silver for way more than that.
Then please contact your local Sydney Uni researcher to log your claim. All you need is your bank card details, some personal information, and a list of all of the Fab users that have wronged you. 💜 I can't remember who has the Sydney University tees. Damnit. |
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"To your money back!
As a Fab user, were you miss-sold premium subscriptions?
Have you paid for gold site supporter, yet found yourself still unable to bypass messaging filters?
Has the site failed to provide you with an unending stream of penis and/ or vag as you are so entitled to, regardless of attraction?
Have you not had your bi-weekly blowjobs that Platinum supporters are entitled to?
Then please contact your local Sydney Uni researcher to log your claim. All you need is your bank card details, some personal information, and a list of all of the Fab users that have wronged you.
LvM (Researcher of Head, Sydney University)"
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"Please remove that post lorenzo!
We rely on the royalty payments we get for posting our content, this could effect us significantly if profits tumble.
Kind regards."
Unfortunately, as our diamond level supportership lapsed, we are no longer able to remove ours or others topics. Soz 😘
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"My Plutonium membership was a disappointment. I was promised two forum hotties a night for that. Not one has turned."
Please ensure you follow Fab's resolution protocol of at least two [2] forum threads bemoaning your situation first, otherwise we won't have a leg to stand on with your case.
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"My Plutonium membership was a disappointment. I was promised two forum hotties a night for that. Not one has turned.
Me too!
Fancy a Class Action? "
Class Action is either a massive orgy (in  ) or something that'll get me sacked 
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"My Plutonium membership was a disappointment. I was promised two forum hotties a night for that. Not one has turned.
Please ensure you follow Fab's resolution protocol of at least two [2] forum threads bemoaning your situation first, otherwise we won't have a leg to stand on with your case.
LvM"
Ummmmmmmm. Hello? Is that the Fab Equality Act team? Yes, I'd like to complain about ableist language.
*Mutters* leg to fucking well stand on   |
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"My Plutonium membership was a disappointment. I was promised two forum hotties a night for that. Not one has turned.
Please ensure you follow Fab's resolution protocol of at least two [2] forum threads bemoaning your situation first, otherwise we won't have a leg to stand on with your case.
LvM
Ummmmmmmm. Hello? Is that the Fab Equality Act team? Yes, I'd like to complain about ableist language.
*Mutters* leg to fucking well stand on "
Your complaint has been logged, corporate language will be changed to "you'll have as much chance as a single guy with only dick pics". Your input is valued and we hope we've retained you as a valuable fucktomer 🖤
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"My Plutonium membership was a disappointment. I was promised two forum hotties a night for that. Not one has turned.
Please ensure you follow Fab's resolution protocol of at least two [2] forum threads bemoaning your situation first, otherwise we won't have a leg to stand on with your case.
LvM
Ummmmmmmm. Hello? Is that the Fab Equality Act team? Yes, I'd like to complain about ableist language.
*Mutters* leg to fucking well stand on
Your complaint has been logged, corporate language will be changed to "you'll have as much chance as a single guy with only dick pics". Your input is valued and we hope we've retained you as a valuable fucktomer 🖤
LvM"
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