So this is my current situation...
In a meeting room facing a large projector with the face of a stuffy investor talking crap.. so far we are an hour into the meeting... 90 minutes to go.
There must be 25 others in the room and I'm sat off to the right next to a large column which is helping me get on fab without being spotted..
The only benefit is the gorgeous Louise 2 rows ahead of me flashing loads of thigh in her tight skirt..
Please someone come and help me get through this, pretty sure Louise wouldn't be happy knowing she is the only thing keeping me awake right now  |
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"So this is my current situation...
In a meeting room facing a large projector with the face of a stuffy investor talking crap.. so far we are an hour into the meeting... 90 minutes to go.
There must be 25 others in the room and I'm sat off to the right next to a large column which is helping me get on fab without being spotted..
The only benefit is the gorgeous Louise 2 rows ahead of me flashing loads of thigh in her tight skirt..
Please someone come and help me get through this, pretty sure Louise wouldn't be happy knowing she is the only thing keeping me awake right now "
Get yer knob out and pull one off quickly  |
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Look at every face in the room and try to imagine them at a swingers party.
Would they engage with you, would they splutter and run for the hills or something else.
I did it when on school collection, waiting at the school entrance wondering which one of the many mums and dads have ever had a swingers meet.
Watch you don't burst out laughing at the thoughts in your mind.
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"So this is my current situation...
In a meeting room facing a large projector with the face of a stuffy investor talking crap.. so far we are an hour into the meeting... 90 minutes to go.
There must be 25 others in the room and I'm sat off to the right next to a large column which is helping me get on fab without being spotted..
The only benefit is the gorgeous Louise 2 rows ahead of me flashing loads of thigh in her tight skirt..
Please someone come and help me get through this, pretty sure Louise wouldn't be happy knowing she is the only thing keeping me awake right now "
Arent they supposed 2 have u on the edge of ur seat with anticipation like its some sort of 90s time share meeting when ur on hols in spain |
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