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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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I don't think quality or uniqueness will be high on the list.
Don't know what you mean by longevity.
Any of the following should bring you some success:
- BBW appreciation
- It's definitely piss
- Do real women have curves?
- Please help me cheat on my wife
- We need more vegan cyclists
- JK Rowling speaks sense and you know it
- Real men prefer slim women
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Vanity games always do well. We all love a compliment and some free porn in our mail box
Controversy does very well. Starting a fight with strangers on the internet and dying on that hill is an age old tradition.
Lounge regulars could start a thread about almost anything including but not limited to vegetables, hot tubs or parking tickets and they will do well because friends shooting the shit is a forum staple.
Newbies asking oft repeated questions are doomed to oblivion.
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"I don't think quality or uniqueness will be high on the list.
Don't know what you mean by longevity.
Any of the following should bring you some success:
- BBW appreciation
- It's definitely piss
- Do real women have curves?
- Please help me cheat on my wife
- We need more vegan cyclists
- JK Rowling speaks sense and you know it
- Real men prefer slim women
Good luck "
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I think you've misconstrued my curiosity: I am not looking for hints or tips or best practices. ♥️
"Longevity" - some threads are a slow burn, they age and mature like Marsala wine...and every now and again they resurface when someone 'bumps' them. 🙂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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""Longevity" - some threads are a slow burn, they age and mature like Marsala wine...and every now and again they resurface when someone 'bumps' them. 🙂"
I've never noticed that, but then I've never knowingly d*unk garam masala.
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"I don't think quality or uniqueness will be high on the list.
Don't know what you mean by longevity.
Any of the following should bring you some success:
- BBW appreciation
- It's definitely piss
- Do real women have curves?
- Please help me cheat on my wife
- We need more vegan cyclists
- JK Rowling speaks sense and you know it
- Real men prefer slim women
Good luck "
I'm gonna post one of these and see how it flies  |
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"There is a lot of repetition of threads.
I don’t have an issue with that as you may have missed them previously
I will say the most likely point is who the OP is or who joins in on it "
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In fairness some threads require repetition, such as the dating threads or the compliment threads.☮️🕊️ |
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"Vanity games always do well. We all love a compliment and some free porn in our mail box
Controversy does very well. Starting a fight with strangers on the internet and dying on that hill is an age old tradition.
Lounge regulars could start a thread about almost anything including but not limited to vegetables, hot tubs or parking tickets and they will do well because friends shooting the shit is a forum staple.
Newbies asking oft repeated questions are doomed to oblivion.
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I know what you mean. I'm not mentioning names because that would be ungentlemanly but it's Mrs KC, isn't it?
Seriously, KC² flaunts her thr'penny bits all over this place, asking for scores on her (fine) areolas. I've even seen her eat an 'Nduja pizza with chopsticks. I always fall for the quirky ones. 😋
The wench. |
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I miss your threads, Willy. Or rather I miss your willy, Threads. Retirement is such a debilitating bitch. 😘"
Know when to retire. I gave it a good go at the top but you just can't compete with MobileArse and his food related threads. That man is churning out classics like "Olives" and "Liquorice" like they're going out of fashion. |
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People want familiarity, they crave comfort and to be entertained. Sure there are few exceptions, here and there, the odd anomaly.
Building brand loyalty, is the key to success.
Bread and circuses are the order of the day. And those who would suggest otherwise are the sacrificial fodder to fuel our entertainment.
Such is the nature of humanity. |
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By *bi HaiveMan 12 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I don't think quality or uniqueness will be high on the list.
Don't know what you mean by longevity.
Any of the following should bring you some success:
- BBW appreciation
- It's definitely piss
- Do real women have curves?
- Please help me cheat on my wife
- We need more vegan cyclists
- JK Rowling speaks sense and you know it
- Real men prefer slim women
Good luck
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I think you've misconstrued my curiosity: I am not looking for hints or tips or best practices. ♥️
"Longevity" - some threads are a slow burn, they age and mature like Marsala wine...and every now and again they resurface when someone 'bumps' them. 🙂"
Bump.
Probs too early, but.....🤷♂️ |
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By *eliWoman 12 weeks ago
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Success doesn't necessarily equate to being filled in my mind. Going with the idea it does...
chewing gum for the brain. People like simple ones. Ones that require a yes or no.
Ones that require flirting/circle jerking.
Threads that discuss the forum. Bonus points to if it's about negative topics, I can think of a few posters who lap those kind up.
Ones about the best of. People like attention and competition. Even more so if it allows for a lot of perving.
Gently suggestive, flirty ones. They work well depending on the OP.
Threads where a poster says something a bit dickish. The usual suspects will make an appearance.
Ones where the OP actively engages with posters - inclusivity has dropped and people like to feel read. Seen. |
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People want familiarity, they crave comfort and to be entertained. Sure there are few exceptions, here and there, the odd anomaly.
Building brand loyalty, is the key to success.
Bread and circuses are the order of the day. And those who would suggest otherwise are the sacrificial fodder to fuel our entertainment.
Such is the nature of humanity."
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I always enjoy your musings. You should have been a court minstrel in another life. 😊 |
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"Success doesn't necessarily equate to being filled in my mind. Going with the idea it does...
chewing gum for the brain. People like simple ones. Ones that require a yes or no.
Ones that require flirting/circle jerking.
Threads that discuss the forum. Bonus points to if it's about negative topics, I can think of a few posters who lap those kind up.
Ones about the best of. People like attention and competition. Even more so if it allows for a lot of perving.
Gently suggestive, flirty ones. They work well depending on the OP.
Threads where a poster says something a bit dickish. The usual suspects will make an appearance.
Ones where the OP actively engages with posters - inclusivity has dropped and people like to feel read. Seen. "
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You're the only person that I know who 'uses' the "circle jerk" idiom. Thank you, PSL-girl. 🧋 |
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Threads will go 175 Thread Full Where the OP can be torn apart, ridiculed, and corrected by the forum bourgeoisie clique who will backslap, make all kinds of in-jokes, self promote to the detriment of the OP and cock a snook at the forum proletariat for their pathetic attempts to contribute.
They all go to the same socials you know. |
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People want familiarity, they crave comfort and to be entertained. Sure there are few exceptions, here and there, the odd anomaly.
Building brand loyalty, is the key to success.
Bread and circuses are the order of the day. And those who would suggest otherwise are the sacrificial fodder to fuel our entertainment.
Such is the nature of humanity.
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I always enjoy your musings. You should have been a court minstrel in another life. 😊"
Why thank you, kind sir.
I've always leant toward the wandering bard. Living the high life, amongst the aristocracy, one moment and hustling amongst gutter rats the next. Resting; anonymously, in a pauper's grave, after meeting my demise beneath a mighty oak with naught but an empty bottle of champagne in my hand and a feather in my cap. |
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"Threads will go 175 Thread Full Where the OP can be torn apart, ridiculed, and corrected by the forum bourgeoisie clique who will backslap, make all kinds of in-jokes, self promote to the detriment of the OP and cock a snook at the forum proletariat for their pathetic attempts to contribute.
They all go to the same socials you know. "
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I think you might have something there: this thread has already had me ripped apart, torn like a fake ten pound note, ridiculed like a court jester and summoned by all and sundry. Curses! 😉 |
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Underrated comment. Most topics have been done to death, but if a forum regular, or a hot woman posts it, plentiful responses are guaranteed. "
Slight amendment needed - ‘forum regular or any woman’
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Simping works.
Don’t have a decisive opinion on anything and be sycophantic whenever you see an opportunity.
Also, whatever happens, don’t act like you have any self respect.
Hey presto… forum popularity ensues 💜 |
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"Threads will go 175 Thread Full Where the OP can be torn apart, ridiculed, and corrected by the forum bourgeoisie clique who will backslap, make all kinds of in-jokes, self promote to the detriment of the OP and cock a snook at the forum proletariat for their pathetic attempts to contribute.
They all go to the same socials you know.
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I think you might have something there: this thread has already had me ripped apart, torn like a fake ten pound note, ridiculed like a court jester and summoned by all and sundry. Curses! 😉"
Don’t try and slum it and get down with us forum common folk Nero… You’re a forum elite. Just because they eat the weakest doesn’t mean you can escape, you made your bed, you fuck in it
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"I don't think quality or uniqueness will be high on the list.
Don't know what you mean by longevity.
Any of the following should bring you some success:
- BBW appreciation
- It's definitely piss
- Do real women have curves?
- Please help me cheat on my wife
- We need more vegan cyclists
- JK Rowling speaks sense and you know it
- Real men prefer slim women
Good luck
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I think you've misconstrued my curiosity: I am not looking for hints or tips or best practices. ♥️
"Longevity" - some threads are a slow burn, they age and mature like Marsala wine...and every now and again they resurface when someone 'bumps' them. 🙂"
JJ 😇 |
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"Simping works.
Don’t have a decisive opinion on anything and be sycophantic whenever you see an opportunity.
Also, whatever happens, don’t act like you have any self respect.
Hey presto… forum popularity ensues 💜"
You’re so wise! I completely agree with you and everyone else on the thread! 😍 |
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"Simping works.
Don’t have a decisive opinion on anything and be sycophantic whenever you see an opportunity.
Also, whatever happens, don’t act like you have any self respect.
Hey presto… forum popularity ensues 💜
You’re so wise! I completely agree with you and everyone else on the thread! 😍"
Not at all Julie, I’m just a simple guy with a mediocre penis trying to make his way in the forum world without ruffling feathers  |
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"Simping works.
Don’t have a decisive opinion on anything and be sycophantic whenever you see an opportunity.
Also, whatever happens, don’t act like you have any self respect.
Hey presto… forum popularity ensues 💜"
You’re right. I love this post |
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"Simping works.
Don’t have a decisive opinion on anything and be sycophantic whenever you see an opportunity.
Also, whatever happens, don’t act like you have any self respect.
Hey presto… forum popularity ensues 💜
You’re so wise! I completely agree with you and everyone else on the thread! 😍
Not at all Julie, I’m just a simple guy with a mediocre penis trying to make his way in the forum world without ruffling feathers "
Mediocre? It's magnificent!  |
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"Simping works.
Don’t have a decisive opinion on anything and be sycophantic whenever you see an opportunity.
Also, whatever happens, don’t act like you have any self respect.
Hey presto… forum popularity ensues 💜"
Having a beautiful penis can help too |
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Underrated comment. Most topics have been done to death, but if a forum regular, or a hot woman posts it, plentiful responses are guaranteed.
Slight amendment needed - ‘forum regular or any woman’
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Haha I think you're right |
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"What determines the success of a thread? And what determines its demise? Is it about longevity, quality or uniqueness?
This thread has no purpose. I am simply curious. 🦋"
Me not commenting 🤣 Angel-ish ❤️ |
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By *batMan 12 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"Starting a fight with strangers on the internet and dying on that hill is an age old tradition."
What a load of bollocks!
And I might die on a hill. I’m up a mountain in Liechtenstein and it’s pissing down. But I bet you don’t agree!!!
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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I think the more challenging threads don't do as well as the light hearted easy threads, just because they need more thought /engagement
I think the lighthearted easy threads are accessible to all which obviously adds to peoples joy ❤️ |
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"I don't think quality or uniqueness will be high on the list.
Don't know what you mean by longevity.
Any of the following should bring you some success:
- BBW appreciation
- It's definitely piss
- Do real women have curves?
- Please help me cheat on my wife
- We need more vegan cyclists
- JK Rowling speaks sense and you know it
- Real men prefer slim women
Good luck
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I think you've misconstrued my curiosity: I am not looking for hints or tips or best practices. ♥️
"Longevity" - some threads are a slow burn, they age and mature like Marsala wine...and every now and again they resurface when someone 'bumps' them. 🙂
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JJ 😇"
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I knew you would get this!  |
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Dee, seeing that you're now a quadragenarian this remark no longer surprises me. 🅱️oo🅱️s
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It's because they've now dropped to my knees, so they're on my mind a lot "
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Not long to go until they're on your feet. 😘 |
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"I think the more challenging threads don't do as well as the light hearted easy threads, just because they need more thought /engagement
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I think the lighthearted easy threads are accessible to all which obviously adds to peoples joy ❤️"
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My next thread will be an obsequious and vegan one, just for you Míddèrs. |
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"A curious lethario, what more could a woman want ?
Neró 💕
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Katë, I've missed you and now you answer me with one of my favourite Danish words "lethario". 💌"
It's always a pleasure my dear, sweet swain.
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"I think the more challenging threads don't do as well as the light hearted easy threads, just because they need more thought /engagement
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I think the lighthearted easy threads are accessible to all which obviously adds to peoples joy ❤️
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My next thread will be an obsequious and vegan one, just for you Míddèrs."
Guaranteed to bomb  |
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