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Leggys Secret message Service part 2
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Say are in on the thread and when you see someone who takes your fancy,
message me with a secret message for that person.
I will then post the message for all to see. You will remain nameless unless you choose to confess.
Hopefully some of you will confess!
😉😉
And don't forget the OP
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Daizy Daizy, this one is for you
_aizy
How about a lovely Chinese, my treat.
Your a lovely person and your such a down to earth lady it hurts.  |
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Yay! In again and happy to assist LLB with postie duties |
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Nell
Stunning from head to toe and absolutely brilliant personality. I have become reliant on her to remind me about my thread rules! |
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By *lfa RomeoMan 12 weeks ago
southeast , Herts, Beds |
I'll have a go. But not holding my breath  |
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Nell
Stunning from head to toe and absolutely brilliant personality. I have become reliant on her to remind me about my thread rules!"
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Nice Man...that's a lovely looking flogger, would be a shame to get it messy 😜 |
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dy11. Top guy and his style and charisma will melt all the ladies! And maybe his butt too! |
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This one's for busy
She’s hot and sexy and naughty! So much fun to talk to and wicked sense of humour! |
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Boos back |
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In and will post some random shite to those I 'love'. |
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This made me chuckle
WB69 when she comes on...
I would crawl naked across broken glass on my hands and knees with a snooker ball in my mouth with a naked Warwick Davies on the reigns steering me, just to hear her fart on a walkie talkie.
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Daizy Daizy, this one is for you
_aizy
How about a lovely Chinese, my treat.
Your a lovely person and your such a down to earth lady it hurts. "
Ah thank you, I know who this is, I only hurt people who try to make me watch The Lost Boys, I know this person wouldn't do that!  |
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Nell
could you tell Nell I'd love to cook her a meal some day. What would you fancy? |
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VampireLove.
Great guy, has a mysterious aura about him that will draw in all the ladies. Just a legend. |
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"This one's for busy
She’s hot and sexy and naughty! So much fun to talk to and wicked sense of humour!"
😘 |
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By *mmaleiaWoman 12 weeks ago
East Northamptonshire |
"This made me chuckle
WB69 when she comes on...
I would crawl naked across broken glass on my hands and knees with a snooker ball in my mouth with a naked Warwick Davies on the reigns steering me, just to hear her fart on a walkie talkie.
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He’s a keeper |
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Kopinov
I applaud your willingness to speak openly on some of the more delicate topics. It takes guts to be vulnerable on here x |
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"Daizy Daizy, this one is for you
_aizy
How about a lovely Chinese, my treat.
Your a lovely person and your such a down to earth lady it hurts.
Ah thank you, I know who this is, I only hurt people who try to make me watch The Lost Boys, I know this person wouldn't do that! "
That totally hurt   |
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By *ookie46Woman 12 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
Back in for a little while |
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In, again! |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Daizy Daizy, this one is for you
_aizy
How about a lovely Chinese, my treat.
Your a lovely person and your such a down to earth lady it hurts.
Ah thank you, I know who this is, I only hurt people who try to make me watch The Lost Boys, I know this person wouldn't do that!
That totally hurt "
Good!!  |
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"dy11. Top guy and his style and charisma will melt all the ladies! And maybe his butt too!"
Why thank you 😊 |
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Boo...
Is there room on your world for me? |
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Daizy,
she’s a double whammy - very funny and very hot. We’ve been friends for ages and it makes me sad I still haven’t met her. |
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"VampireLove.
Great guy, has a mysterious aura about him that will draw in all the ladies. Just a legend."
This person sounds like more of a legend in my opinion! |
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In in. Defo do t see you getting in undated lol |
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"Boo...
Is there room on your world for me?"
I'm in the same world as you.... don't listen to the rumours!🤣 |
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cookie
Smart sexy and funny. Could she go on less holidays though!?! |
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"Boo...
Is there room on your world for me?
I'm in the same world as you.... don't listen to the rumours!🤣"
So Elon Musk hasn't sent you to Mars just yet then? 😂 |
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Fabtastic Mr Fox,
I'm going to get up to Scotland one of these days and hunt him down! |
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To the ever lovely Daizy who never upsets anyone...
If you visited me, I would get you d*unk, treat you to some battered haggis, watch the local team get hammered 5 nil then take her to Club Tropicana. There will be fun but no sunshine, the drinks won't be free but I will pick up the tab.
The only thing I would want in return is for her to be lowered to my standards and tell someone of my choice to "fuck off, cunt"
I would love to see her purity vanish before my eyes.
Deal? |
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By *ookie46Woman 12 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"cookie
Smart sexy and funny. Could she go on less holidays though!?!"
Haha definitely not |
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Crimson Rose
I’m very much looking forward to having you sat on my face again soon :p |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"To the ever lovely Daizy who never upsets anyone...
If you visited me, I would get you d*unk, treat you to some battered haggis, watch the local team get hammered 5 nil then take her to Club Tropicana. There will be fun but no sunshine, the drinks won't be free but I will pick up the tab.
The only thing I would want in return is for her to be lowered to my standards and tell someone of my choice to "fuck off, cunt"
I would love to see her purity vanish before my eyes.
Deal?"
Deal!! |
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From a most beautiful forumite...
Please tell Admirer if he was 300 miles closer, I’d be tugging his fur regularly
Thank you! |
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LLB, another for you...
LLB,, your a stunner its always lovely to see you on the forums |
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Daizy,
If you sit on my face, I will let you squeeze and grab my peachy arse.
Deal? |
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"Daizy Daizy, this one is for you
_aizy
How about a lovely Chinese, my treat.
Your a lovely person and your such a down to earth lady it hurts.
Ah thank you, I know who this is, I only hurt people who try to make me watch The Lost Boys, I know this person wouldn't do that!
That totally hurt
Good!! "
I’m storing all this meanness to me by the way! 😂 |
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"Daizy,
If you sit on my face, I will let you squeeze and grab my peachy arse.
Deal?"
Thank you |
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"Nell
could you tell Nell I'd love to cook her a meal some day. What would you fancy? "
Drop into my box and we'll mull it over |
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To the lovely people who have sent messages in for me, please pop into my inbox so I can thank you
😊 |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Daizy,
If you sit on my face, I will let you squeeze and grab my peachy arse.
Deal?"
Go on then! 🍑 |
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"Boo...
Is there room on your world for me?
I'm in the same world as you.... don't listen to the rumours!🤣
So Elon Musk hasn't sent you to Mars just yet then? 😂"
Trying to get rid of me? 😟 |
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Northern Beard
Please could you tell _orthern beard I need to see more of his wilder side 😉
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Message for beautiful LLB from my very handsome friend:
LLB my sweet Xena gigantor lady... If you travelled to see me and beat me at Curling, I would let you 'wheelbarrow' me naked whilst in a 'sexually heightened state of arousal' and rake a field full of freshly sprinkled cayenne pepper with my love plough. |
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"Message for beautiful LLB from my very handsome friend:
LLB my sweet Xena gigantor lady... If you travelled to see me and beat me at Curling, I would let you 'wheelbarrow' me naked whilst in a 'sexually heightened state of arousal' and rake a field full of freshly sprinkled cayenne pepper with my love plough."
🤣🤣🤣 |
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Minxy
is so stunning and beautiful inside and out. Always brings sunshine to any forum x |
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"Boo...
Is there room on your world for me?
I'm in the same world as you.... don't listen to the rumours!🤣
So Elon Musk hasn't sent you to Mars just yet then? 😂
Trying to get rid of me? 😟"
I was going to say you could take me with you 😉 |
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For LLB from a VERY cute butt...
Just a stunner. Always friendly on the forums. Just a great credit to fab |
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One for LLB again
Always so engaging and welcoming to people in her threads. She also has some great threads that are so positive and great to see and be part of x |
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"For LLB from a VERY cute butt...
Just a stunner. Always friendly on the forums. Just a great credit to fab"
I need to see this butt, please. Blokes bums are a favourite of mine.
And thank you |
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"LLB, another for you...
LLB,, your a stunner its always lovely to see you on the forums"
Thank you 😊 |
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"For LLB from a VERY cute butt...
Just a stunner. Always friendly on the forums. Just a great credit to fab"
Thank you 😊 |
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Daizy,
I have a LED butt plug waiting for you to christen it 🚦 |
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I'll give it a whirl  |
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"Northern Beard
Please could you tell _orthern beard I need to see more of his wilder side 😉
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Once you open the box you can’t put it back in…be warned |
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Crimson Rose...
Crimson, if I manage to get down to the Midlands and we have a social and it goes well. Before the gentle lovemaking stage, what are the chances of us both drinking 10 pints of real ale each and getting naked on one of your pole things and pulling off some moves?
In? |
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littlemiss
Sexy and sweet. Has a beautiful vibe to her |
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Crimson Rose you have a very amorous admirer here:
Crimson Rose, I genuinely can't wait to sit you down on a sofa and go down on you like the Titan submersible, minus the horrific billionaire deaths. Point in case, I truly want to spend an unnatural amount of time down there, after which I'll never wash my beard again because it'll carry the sweet smell of your ambrosia. It's gonna be YOU time, over and over, until my neck starts giving up (I'm at that age). |
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"One for LLB again
Always so engaging and welcoming to people in her threads. She also has some great threads that are so positive and great to see and be part of x "
Thank you
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Daizy,
I have a LED butt plug waiting for you to christen it 🚦 "
🤣😂 fab's very own MacGyver 🤣😂 |
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"littlemiss
Sexy and sweet. Has a beautiful vibe to her"
Aww thanks |
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"Crimson Rose...
Crimson, if I manage to get down to the Midlands and we have a social and it goes well. Before the gentle lovemaking stage, what are the chances of us both drinking 10 pints of real ale each and getting naked on one of your pole things and pulling off some moves?
In?"
The 10 pints - slim. I’m lightweight.
The pole - can be arranged.
If you’re better than me, I’ll sulk and you’ll owe me one.
In. |
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Daizy Daizy Daizy Daizy Daizy Daizy Daizy Daizy Daizy Daizy 🤣
Only kidding. She’s alright for someone who doesn’t like cheese 😘 |
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"Crimson Rose you have a very amorous admirer here:
Crimson Rose, I genuinely can't wait to sit you down on a sofa and go down on you like the Titan submersible, minus the horrific billionaire deaths. Point in case, I truly want to spend an unnatural amount of time down there, after which I'll never wash my beard again because it'll carry the sweet smell of your ambrosia. It's gonna be YOU time, over and over, until my neck starts giving up (I'm at that age)."
Oof. Well. I’m glad there won’t be deaths. I’d experience a small twinge of guilt if that were the case. |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
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"Daizy Daizy Daizy Daizy Daizy Daizy Daizy Daizy Daizy Daizy 🤣
Only kidding. She’s alright for someone who doesn’t like cheese 😘"
🧀🤢🤮 |
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Raven...
Could you ask Raven exactly how much Rum would I need to ply her with? |
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Raven
I think you're frickin' awesome. I'd totally be your friend if you ever decided you wanted any. |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
Raven
Please tell Raven that from what I’ve seen I think she is stunning |
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Raven
If someone talked to you
The way you do to you
I’d put their teeth through
Love yourself |
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By *B69Woman 12 weeks ago
Wiltshire |
In and thank you for the msgs on the last one x |
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One for Cookie and Boo from a refined gentleman whose offer you’d be mad to refuse.
I'm really split on which one of you two that I would take behind the bike sheds and which one to play poo sticks with. Naked.
My qualifying question would be...
"I would love to play poo sticks, naked with this lovely gentleman because.............leaving Cookie/Boo (delete name) to have a fumble with him behind the bike sheds because she........" |
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By *opinovMan 12 weeks ago
Point Nemo, Cumbria |
"Kopinov
I applaud your willingness to speak openly on some of the more delicate topics. It takes guts to be vulnerable on here x"
 Thanks, though I sometimes wonder if I'm too open about how I feel.  |
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By *B69Woman 12 weeks ago
Wiltshire |
"This made me chuckle
WB69 when she comes on...
I would crawl naked across broken glass on my hands and knees with a snooker ball in my mouth with a naked Warwick Davies on the reigns steering me, just to hear her fart on a walkie talkie.
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You sweet talker |
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Teamonkey, you got mail!
Is it only tea you dip your biscuit in? |
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WB69
What a wonderful smile and legs that go for miles x |
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By *aven.Woman 12 weeks ago
Not the North West... |
"Raven...
Could you ask Raven exactly how much Rum would I need to ply her with?"
Just a double to be honest, the good stuff though none of that Captain Morgan crap |
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"One for Cookie and Boo from a refined gentleman whose offer you’d be mad to refuse.
I'm really split on which one of you two that I would take behind the bike sheds and which one to play poo sticks with. Naked.
My qualifying question would be...
"I would love to play poo sticks, naked with this lovely gentleman because.............leaving Cookie/Boo (delete name) to have a fumble with him behind the bike sheds because she........""
But..... poo sticks is a game before my childhood time 🤭 |
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To the fiery mcrimson rose
Elden ring and chill perhaps, or maybe a nice baldurs gate 3 local coop playthrough |
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Hey fabulousMrFox
How about me and your new vixen tie you down and tease every part of you |
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Willy
Please can you tell wee willy to put his knee down, it's blocking the view. |
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"To the fiery mcrimson rose
Elden ring and chill perhaps, or maybe a nice baldurs gate 3 local coop playthrough "
I’m in! |
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For Willy Idol
Fancy a quickie in the back of your van and swift half a cider on your lunch break? |
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"Willy
Please can you tell wee willy to put his knee down, it's blocking the view."
Join me sometime and you can have whatever view you like. |
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Raven, I would like nothing better
Than to sit in the dark and brood together
Listening to the drumming rain
And the silence of our own pain
I lie, there's one thing I'd rather do
With no one else but with you
That is watch through a window tall
A red fire engulf the city a whole. |
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"For Willy Idol
Fancy a quickie in the back of your van and swift half a cider on your lunch break?"
You seedy little devil 😈 |
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Willy
Please could you tell Willy Idol that his saddle and bridle will be waiting for another time. |
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Boo
Would love to play peek a boo with boo in those sexy black lingerie
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A message from a verrry sexy lady:
FabtasticMrFox
When are you going to let me ride you like sea biscuit? |
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My very ambitious friend has messaged again
WB69, LLB, Daizy, Cookie, Boo and Crimson Rose
You are all pretty hot, sexy, beautiful ladies. But for me, true beauty lies within.
To that end, after a ten hour session, could you piss in a dark alley whilst holding a kebab, then use the same kebab as a compass to navigate our way to your house?
If 'no' you will be unfriended immediately.
If 'yes' could you still down a Pernod and Black before some tender lovemaking took place? |
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"My very ambitious friend has messaged again
WB69, LLB, Daizy, Cookie, Boo and Crimson Rose
You are all pretty hot, sexy, beautiful ladies. But for me, true beauty lies within.
To that end, after a ten hour session, could you piss in a dark alley whilst holding a kebab, then use the same kebab as a compass to navigate our way to your house?
If 'no' you will be unfriended immediately.
If 'yes' could you still down a Pernod and Black before some tender lovemaking took place?"
At this point I'd declare myself out as you'd never catch me pissing in a dark alley!
The kebab I can do though 🤣
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Willy,
I am sorry I called you a baboons arse, but I am still waiting for a private viewing of the backside I voted for in the fabs best bum competition. |
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Thigh High socks...
Just simple but dead sexy .. |
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"Willy,
I am sorry I called you a baboons arse, but I am still waiting for a private viewing of the backside I voted for in the fabs best bum competition."
Apology accepted 🙌 |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"My very ambitious friend has messaged again
WB69, LLB, Daizy, Cookie, Boo and Crimson Rose
You are all pretty hot, sexy, beautiful ladies. But for me, true beauty lies within.
To that end, after a ten hour session, could you piss in a dark alley whilst holding a kebab, then use the same kebab as a compass to navigate our way to your house?
If 'no' you will be unfriended immediately.
If 'yes' could you still down a Pernod and Black before some tender lovemaking took place?"
My sense of direction is awful but, I'd give it a go if a Pernod and Black was on offer! |
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By *B69Woman 12 weeks ago
Wiltshire |
"My very ambitious friend has messaged again
WB69, LLB, Daizy, Cookie, Boo and Crimson Rose
You are all pretty hot, sexy, beautiful ladies. But for me, true beauty lies within.
To that end, after a ten hour session, could you piss in a dark alley whilst holding a kebab, then use the same kebab as a compass to navigate our way to your house?
If 'no' you will be unfriended immediately.
If 'yes' could you still down a Pernod and Black before some tender lovemaking took place?"
I’m out, can’t drink Pernod |
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Message for Felix...
Felix, every week I look forward to bumping into you at swimming. When will you take the hint and pluck up the courage to ask me out for that coffee? You didn't think I'm swimming in the slow lane for shits and giggles, did you? |
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Crimson,
I see you're having daddy issues. Would you like me to spank that brat out of you?🍑🤚 |
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"My very ambitious friend has messaged again
WB69, LLB, Daizy, Cookie, Boo and Crimson Rose
You are all pretty hot, sexy, beautiful ladies. But for me, true beauty lies within.
To that end, after a ten hour session, could you piss in a dark alley whilst holding a kebab, then use the same kebab as a compass to navigate our way to your house?
If 'no' you will be unfriended immediately.
If 'yes' could you still down a Pernod and Black before some tender lovemaking took place?
My sense of direction is awful but, I'd give it a go if a Pernod and Black was on offer!"
Daizy, you can take this one for the team, im out! Pernod 🤢 |
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By *ookie46Woman 12 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"My very ambitious friend has messaged again
WB69, LLB, Daizy, Cookie, Boo and Crimson Rose
You are all pretty hot, sexy, beautiful ladies. But for me, true beauty lies within.
To that end, after a ten hour session, could you piss in a dark alley whilst holding a kebab, then use the same kebab as a compass to navigate our way to your house?
If 'no' you will be unfriended immediately.
If 'yes' could you still down a Pernod and Black before some tender lovemaking took place?
My sense of direction is awful but, I'd give it a go if a Pernod and Black was on offer!"
Kebab and Pernod I’m good for |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"My very ambitious friend has messaged again
WB69, LLB, Daizy, Cookie, Boo and Crimson Rose
You are all pretty hot, sexy, beautiful ladies. But for me, true beauty lies within.
To that end, after a ten hour session, could you piss in a dark alley whilst holding a kebab, then use the same kebab as a compass to navigate our way to your house?
If 'no' you will be unfriended immediately.
If 'yes' could you still down a Pernod and Black before some tender lovemaking took place?
My sense of direction is awful but, I'd give it a go if a Pernod and Black was on offer!
Daizy, you can take this one for the team, im out! Pernod 🤢"
I've never had a Pernod, it can't be that bad, can it?? |
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Nell...
Please tell Nell that I fucking love her too. And I feel guilty that my picture was extremely lame compared to hers! |
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"Crimson,
I see you're having daddy issues. Would you like me to spank that brat out of you?🍑🤚"
I like my inner brat. But I also like being spanked.
Yeah, go on. |
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WB69
I’ve always admired your style and class, I’ve never forgotten your words of wisdom to me in my fab journey, truly thankful |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"My very ambitious friend has messaged again
WB69, LLB, Daizy, Cookie, Boo and Crimson Rose
You are all pretty hot, sexy, beautiful ladies. But for me, true beauty lies within.
To that end, after a ten hour session, could you piss in a dark alley whilst holding a kebab, then use the same kebab as a compass to navigate our way to your house?
If 'no' you will be unfriended immediately.
If 'yes' could you still down a Pernod and Black before some tender lovemaking took place?
My sense of direction is awful but, I'd give it a go if a Pernod and Black was on offer!
Daizy, you can take this one for the team, im out! Pernod 🤢
I've never had a Pernod, it can't be that bad, can it??"
It can be 🤢 |
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"My very ambitious friend has messaged again
WB69, LLB, Daizy, Cookie, Boo and Crimson Rose
You are all pretty hot, sexy, beautiful ladies. But for me, true beauty lies within.
To that end, after a ten hour session, could you piss in a dark alley whilst holding a kebab, then use the same kebab as a compass to navigate our way to your house?
If 'no' you will be unfriended immediately.
If 'yes' could you still down a Pernod and Black before some tender lovemaking took place?
My sense of direction is awful but, I'd give it a go if a Pernod and Black was on offer!
Daizy, you can take this one for the team, im out! Pernod 🤢
I've never had a Pernod, it can't be that bad, can it??"
No it’s, er, lovely 😬😵💫 |
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VeronicaExplorer,
do you fancy exploring up towards the Midlands? |
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By *ookie46Woman 12 weeks ago
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"One for Cookie and Boo from a refined gentleman whose offer you’d be mad to refuse.
I'm really split on which one of you two that I would take behind the bike sheds and which one to play poo sticks with. Naked.
My qualifying question would be...
"I would love to play poo sticks, naked with this lovely gentleman because.............leaving Cookie/Boo (delete name) to have a fumble with him behind the bike sheds because she........""
I only play Pooh sticks fully clothed these days |
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"Nell...
Please tell Nell that I fucking love her too. And I feel guilty that my picture was extremely lame compared to hers!"
Your picture was amazing |
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"My very ambitious friend has messaged again
WB69, LLB, Daizy, Cookie, Boo and Crimson Rose
You are all pretty hot, sexy, beautiful ladies. But for me, true beauty lies within.
To that end, after a ten hour session, could you piss in a dark alley whilst holding a kebab, then use the same kebab as a compass to navigate our way to your house?
If 'no' you will be unfriended immediately.
If 'yes' could you still down a Pernod and Black before some tender lovemaking took place?
At this point I'd declare myself out as you'd never catch me pissing in a dark alley!
The kebab I can do though 🤣
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She prefers the doorway of Wetherspoons |
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"Message for Felix...
Felix, every week I look forward to bumping into you at swimming. When will you take the hint and pluck up the courage to ask me out for that coffee? You didn't think I'm swimming in the slow lane for shits and giggles, did you?"
Haha! Someone has been paying attention to my tragic love life 😆
I hope you didn’t see any shits…. |
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"Message for Felix...
Felix, every week I look forward to bumping into you at swimming. When will you take the hint and pluck up the courage to ask me out for that coffee? You didn't think I'm swimming in the slow lane for shits and giggles, did you?
Haha! Someone has been paying attention to my tragic love life 😆
I hope you didn’t see any shits…."
Ask her, for the love of all that is good and pure on Earth! |
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"Message for Felix...
Felix, every week I look forward to bumping into you at swimming. When will you take the hint and pluck up the courage to ask me out for that coffee? You didn't think I'm swimming in the slow lane for shits and giggles, did you?
Haha! Someone has been paying attention to my tragic love life 😆
I hope you didn’t see any shits…."
Hopefully 🥰 |
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"From a most beautiful forumite...
Please tell Admirer if he was 300 miles closer, I’d be tugging his fur regularly
Thank you!"
Oooh ! Maybe come a little closer ? |
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MandT2023
What an amazing array of lingerie and such artistic pics / poses x so tantalising and sensual x |
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For LLB...
Could you please tell Leggy that I’d love to bump into her in the deep end 😉 |
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By *andT2023Couple 12 weeks ago
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"MandT2023
What an amazing array of lingerie and such artistic pics / poses x so tantalising and sensual x"
Thanks 😄..i will compliment the photographer x |
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admirer
I love all of the photos of him..the guy that put the sin in sincere ...cant wait for the games to begin xx |
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In again..
And thank you to whoever sent the message to me on the last thread.. |
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"For LLB...
Could you please tell Leggy that I’d love to bump into her in the deep end 😉"
Of a swimming pool?
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I'm out now.
Thank you to everyone who send messages in for others. You make doing the threads worthwhile.
And thank you for all my lovely messages.
❤️❤️
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A late arrival
raven;
Having admired you from afar, I was pained when you described yourself as "nothing special".
I beg to differ, you are very special. More special than you think, more special than you know. Believe in yourself Raven. Although we may live far apart, I hope one day we'll meet and I get the opportunity to show you how special I am too. |
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"I'm out now.
Thank you to everyone who send messages in for others. You make doing the threads worthwhile.
And thank you for all my lovely messages.
❤️❤️
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Thank you LLB for being such a great host (as always) |
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By *ookie46Woman 12 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
Thanks LLB, great thread as always |
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Thanks LLB, such a fun and lovely thread. |
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"VeronicaExplorer,
do you fancy exploring up towards the Midlands?"
Why not? |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"My very ambitious friend has messaged again
WB69, LLB, Daizy, Cookie, Boo and Crimson Rose
You are all pretty hot, sexy, beautiful ladies. But for me, true beauty lies within.
To that end, after a ten hour session, could you piss in a dark alley whilst holding a kebab, then use the same kebab as a compass to navigate our way to your house?
If 'no' you will be unfriended immediately.
If 'yes' could you still down a Pernod and Black before some tender lovemaking took place?
At this point I'd declare myself out as you'd never catch me pissing in a dark alley!
The kebab I can do though 🤣
She prefers the doorway of Wetherspoons "
I don't go to places like those!
Behave! |
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Who’s postie while LLB isn’t around? |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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In |
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Niceman123,
you're nice, man... I'd give you a kiss x |
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I only posted as it was in my inbox from last night.
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