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A bit of fun before bed. Say you are in and send something to someoneone else in the thread that they must put on their status for 10mins. You say done but don't tell us who you sent it to or what it was but check they did it. You can do more than one person. After the 10 mins passed the person who changed their status can tell us what it was (and who asked them to change it, but only if they want to).  I am in too. |
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I'm in but will wait til there's more in |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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We’re in! |
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A bit of a slow uptake. Post weekend fatigue |
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This is usually good fun. I'm in
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Oh I’m in, just for a giggle |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Sent one also |
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M in bit probably won't get anything lol |
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If you get more than one request to change your status, you can do so in less than ten minutes but everytime you change it please tell us what it was before |
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My 10 mins is up - not sure I'm doing that again lol
Perfect boobs, I tick that box |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Ahh 10mins are up, thank you mb! I will keep it for now! |
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"Ahh 10mins are up, thank you mb! I will keep it for now! "
Glad you liked |
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"My 10 mins is up - not sure I'm doing that again lol
Perfect boobs, I tick that box "
And mine done too. I can't believe you asked me to put that on. "I f... like I bake, slow and hot |
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"My 10 mins is up - not sure I'm doing that again lol
Perfect boobs, I tick that box
And mine done too. I can't believe you asked me to put that on. "I f... like I bake, slow and hot"
Did it not help?  |
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"My 10 mins is up - not sure I'm doing that again lol
Perfect boobs, I tick that box
And mine done too. I can't believe you asked me to put that on. "I f... like I bake, slow and hot
Did it not help? "
Actually I had a message |
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"My 10 mins is up - not sure I'm doing that again lol
Perfect boobs, I tick that box
And mine done too. I can't believe you asked me to put that on. "I f... like I bake, slow and hot
Did it not help?
Actually I had a message "
Was worth it then |
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I can't believe what I was asked to put on but hey ho |
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"My 10 mins is up - not sure I'm doing that again lol
Perfect boobs, I tick that box
And mine done too. I can't believe you asked me to put that on. "I f... like I bake, slow and hot
Did it not help?
Actually I had a message
Was worth it then "
Will tell you next week lol |
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Glow you wete naughty witj mine but is still on
I’m less mobile if you use handcuffs |
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"Glow you wete naughty witj mine but is still on
I’m less mobile if you use handcuffs"
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"I hope people sending them "
And don't forget when it comes down to tell us what it was and who from ( if you want) |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Still waiting for ours! |
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I can put up one new status before I go to bed, it can stay up all night (ooo err) |
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I'm in.. this could be a laugh |
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By *ir tootMan 18 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
Up for a kink. Teach me everything you know.
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I think I might regret this new one but here goes… |
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I had ‘ I really enjoyed last night but next time can we do it without lube?’ from Give me a chance Ladies |
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"Sent one and put one up "
When it’s been up 10 mins you can tell us what it is and who sent it. |
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I had
I won’t chase you bare arsed through the woods , surely we can just walk ?
From Glow |
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A good one sent and put up already |
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I had Let us drizzle each other with Onken and I’ll suck your cherries from Ad mirer |
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Can stretch to another
No sniggering at the back |
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I am busty, I am bi, why don't you both try?
Happy to report that while there is a little more attention in my inbox than usual nothing from this particular status |
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"I had Let us drizzle each other with Onken and I’ll suck your cherries from Ad mirer "
Let’s be honest here Glow , that was feasible 😂 |
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"Can stretch to another
No sniggering at the back "
Sorry, I'll stop! |
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"I had Let us drizzle each other with Onken and I’ll suck your cherries from Ad mirer
Let’s be honest here Glow , that was feasible 😂"
Licking yoghurt off hot men? In |
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"Can stretch to another
No sniggering at the back "
I got off lightly so far far except the one you and busty gave me |
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I had Look at my bum, what do you think? Does it raise your temperature? courtesy of Mobile B. A few comments but I think late at night is the best time to do these |
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Short lived one from glow as had another too.
There are lots of things I have not done yet but willing to do and most of them might be you |
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"Short lived one from glow as had another too.
There are lots of things I have not done yet but willing to do and most of them might be you"
That new one is perfect for you MB you should keep that one up! |
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"Short lived one from glow as had another too.
There are lots of things I have not done yet but willing to do and most of them might be you
That new one is perfect for you MB you should keep that one up! "
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Ok last one as I’m off to bed shortly |
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New one sent and I’m proud to see it up |
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New one up and I’m off to bed before they get any worse |
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By *ir tootMan 18 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
Give me a toot and I’ll kiss yer
Who knows who did this |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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In! |
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"New one up and I’m off to bed before they get any worse "
It's a good one. Leave it on, harvest the fruits in the morning |
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I had Shake your cake and I’ll run to your buns from Ad mirer |
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New one up 😂
I’m getting my comeuppance 😂 |
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"New one up 😂
I’m getting my comeuppance 😂"
You are not the only one |
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"Give me a toot and I’ll kiss yer
Who knows who did this "
Yeah
That might have been me 😂 |
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I had
I am bi I can do 180*
From MB 😂 |
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"I had
I am bi I can do 180*
From MB 😂"
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By *ir tootMan 18 weeks ago
Burton-on-Trent |
"Give me a toot and I’ll kiss yer
Who knows who did this
Yeah
That might have been me 😂"
I dunno man maybe 🤣
I'll keep ot up untill tomorrow morning see if any one takes the bait 🤣 |
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How could I not join a game from MB! I’m in! |
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Right, last one for tonight before bed time for me |
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"Right, last one for tonight before bed time for me "
I think I asked for it. |
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Ok the last one for me was from VL
I’d like to see the delivery guys tip. Bet it’s big!
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Carry on everyone if you like and enjoy. Thank you all but I need my bed now. Goodnight |
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You’ll be gutted to know the last status about dick pics did not get my inbox inundated with dick pics.
I don’t know if I’m pleased, or disappointed. |
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"You’ll be gutted to know the last status about dick pics did not get my inbox inundated with dick pics.
I don’t know if I’m pleased, or disappointed. "
They are probably just having a rest |
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I was too tired last night but in today |
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"I was too tired last night but in today "
I will wait for glow to give you a good one. If not, I am thinking |
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"I was too tired last night but in today
I will wait for glow to give you a good one. If not, I am thinking "
Waits with dread… |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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In |
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"I was too tired last night but in today
I will wait for glow to give you a good one. If not, I am thinking
Waits with dread…"
Don’t worry Felix he means a status |
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"I was too tired last night but in today
I will wait for glow to give you a good one. If not, I am thinking
Waits with dread…
Don’t worry Felix he means a status "
How disappointing 😆
Status updated |
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Sent one too. Mine is creating quite some interest  |
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I’m gonna be gentle. Initially.
Can’t promise how long I can keep that up though (no sniggering at the back) |
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I struggle with being gentle so apologise in advance for any of mine |
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"I struggle with being gentle so apologise in advance for any of mine "
Just taken the one you gave me down as created havoc.
I’m in the bath with my local lollipop lady. She’s 83 and filthy - made me wear her hat and spanked me with her lollipop.
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"I struggle with being gentle so apologise in advance for any of mine
Just taken the one you gave me down as created havoc.
I’m in the bath with my local lollipop lady. She’s 83 and filthy - made me wear her hat and spanked me with her lollipop.
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I hope more join in or we will keep amusing one another |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Let's try. In. |
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I had Any rugby team around that want to celebrate? from MB |
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"I had Any rugby team around that want to celebrate? from MB "
Your current one is a scream |
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"I had Any rugby team around that want to celebrate? from MB
Your current one is a scream "
My current one is the work of a sadist I’m howling with laughter 🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Done my 10 minutes now lol |
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"Done my 10 minutes now lol"
What was it? |
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I’m keeping mine up (ooer) because I’ve only had one view so far |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Mine's up and I keep laughing at it. |
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I had I’ve noticed that if I do a naked headstand my todger nestles against my hoop. Just need someone to push it in for me
From Felix |
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"Mine's up and I keep laughing at it."
It's funny. |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Mine's up and I keep laughing at it.
It's funny. "
You can thank Felix! |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Still in and waiting 🤔"
You might want to open up your dm filters. |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Gonna actually leave mine. It's too good. |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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In and done 🤣 |
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I’ve just retired this cracker from Glow:
“If my penis was a dolphin what tricks would you train it to perform?” and put up a new one. |
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"In and done 🤣"
Can't send you one. Someone else might be able to |
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"Still in and waiting 🤔
You might want to open up your dm filters."
Done |
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Thanks for this beauty MB: “I had Tom and Harry, not had Dick yet.”
Now onto my next one! |
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"Thanks for this beauty MB: “I had Tom and Harry, not had Dick yet.”
Now onto my next one!"
I liked that one. I am empty too for now |
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I’m stuck hiding from the rain so, in. |
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Someone has been very, very cruel to me with the status they sent me  |
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"Someone has been very, very cruel to me with the status they sent me "
Hahaha that made me laugh!! |
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"Someone has been very, very cruel to me with the status they sent me "
Yeah, well, you want to be grateful 😩😵💫🥹 |
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"Someone has been very, very cruel to me with the status they sent me "
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Someone has been very, very cruel to me with the status they sent me "
Saw it. Brilliant. Was it by CR? 🤣 |
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Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins |
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"Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins"
 ty |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins"
Why? Are they privy to your fab statuses? 🤣🤣🤣 |
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"Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins
Why? Are they privy to your fab statuses? 🤣🤣🤣"
Haha no but I’m supposed to be paying attention  |
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"Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins
Why? Are they privy to your fab statuses? 🤣🤣🤣"
They’re ABOUT his fab statuses |
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"Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins
Why? Are they privy to your fab statuses? 🤣🤣🤣
They’re ABOUT his fab statuses "
Good job Glow is the HR manager |
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"Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins
Why? Are they privy to your fab statuses? 🤣🤣🤣
Haha no but I’m supposed to be paying attention "
*snorts derisively* |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Out now folks as I have meetings all afternoon. Thanks for the grins
Why? Are they privy to your fab statuses? 🤣🤣🤣
They’re ABOUT his fab statuses "
Should've known! XD |
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Cruel CR gave me this one that I have just taken down.
Only one more inch to stretch till I can suck it myself.
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Willy Idol, who I note isn’t actually in so I could technically have ignored it, gave me ‘I have daddy issues.’
I now have 14 new dads 😂😂 |
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"Willy Idol, who I note isn’t actually in so I could technically have ignored it, gave me ‘I have daddy issues.’
I now have 14 new dads 😂😂"
He is very naugjty for doing that but as long as were ok with that is all good |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Cruel CR gave me this one that I have just taken down.
Only one more inch to stretch till I can suck it myself.
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Tbh if you're only 1 inch away from self sucking, you're already VWE buddy. Sounds like a compliment to me..😅 |
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"Willy Idol, who I note isn’t actually in so I could technically have ignored it, gave me ‘I have daddy issues.’
I now have 14 new dads 😂😂
He is very naugjty for doing that but as long as were ok with that is all good"
It’s fine. After all, you can never have too many people to come over and put up curtains, change washers or build sheds. |
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"Willy Idol, who I note isn’t actually in so I could technically have ignored it, gave me ‘I have daddy issues.’
I now have 14 new dads 😂😂
He is very naugjty for doing that but as long as were ok with that is all good
It’s fine. After all, you can never have too many people to come over and put up curtains, change washers or build sheds. "
If they have time send them over as have a few jobs myself that need doing |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Willy Idol, who I note isn’t actually in so I could technically have ignored it, gave me ‘I have daddy issues.’
I now have 14 new dads 😂😂
He is very naugjty for doing that but as long as were ok with that is all good
It’s fine. After all, you can never have too many people to come over and put up curtains, change washers or build sheds.
If they have time send them over as have a few jobs myself that need doing "
If any of those is a sugar one, I wouldn't mind some free cash |
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"Cruel CR gave me this one that I have just taken down.
Only one more inch to stretch till I can suck it myself.
Tbh if you're only 1 inch away from self sucking, you're already VWE buddy. Sounds like a compliment to me..😅"
If I said that, I would be done under the misdescription of goods act |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Cruel CR gave me this one that I have just taken down.
Only one more inch to stretch till I can suck it myself.
Tbh if you're only 1 inch away from self sucking, you're already VWE buddy. Sounds like a compliment to me..😅
If I said that, I would be done under the misdescription of goods act "
I see, you're like the overhead menu at McDonald's!
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"Cruel CR gave me this one that I have just taken down.
Only one more inch to stretch till I can suck it myself.
Tbh if you're only 1 inch away from self sucking, you're already VWE buddy. Sounds like a compliment to me..😅
If I said that, I would be done under the misdescription of goods act
I see, you're like the overhead menu at McDonald's!
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I assume you mean everything looks bigger |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Haha. Just found this. I’m in. |
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I had Anyone knows if curry sauce is dangerous for your lady parts?
Courtesy of Satyric0n. It generated quite some interest 😂 |
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I am up for one ladt one before I have to get on with some stuff |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"I had Anyone knows if curry sauce is dangerous for your lady parts?
Courtesy of Satyric0n. It generated quite some interest 😂"
Can you give us a definitive answer now?
I guess a korma would be mild enough, a jalfrezi perhaps more hazardous. |
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"Haha. Just found this. I’m in. "
I am afraid only CR can give you one, so to speak |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Haha. Just found this. I’m in.
I am afraid only CR can give you one, so to speak "
Is that a euphemism? I never got the hang of brass instruments. |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Haha. Just found this. I’m in.
I am afraid only CR can give you one, so to speak
Is that a euphemism? I never got the hang of brass instruments. "
I think he meant to hint at the fact that you have your message filters on, abd therefore can only receive messages from CR, amongst the currently present... |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Haha. Just found this. I’m in.
I am afraid only CR can give you one, so to speak
Is that a euphemism? I never got the hang of brass instruments.
I think he meant to hint at the fact that you have your message filters on, abd therefore can only receive messages from CR, amongst the currently present... "
Oh! Thanks for that, yes of course. 2 ticks. |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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Done |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Done
Oh bloody hell 😂"
As a bonus ball, I also offer this magnificent headwear. |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Done! "
LMAO. Anyway, I'm omw |
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Done
Shakes head as this is going to become a lot of admin |
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"Done
Shakes head as this is going to become a lot of admin"
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Docteur Wombat had me post
Who’s coming over to smear me with lemon curd and cream crackers? |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Docteur Wombat had me post
Who’s coming over to smear me with lemon curd and cream crackers?"
Did you get any good offers? 😜 |
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"Docteur Wombat had me post
Who’s coming over to smear me with lemon curd and cream crackers?
Did you get any good offers? 😜"
Good offers? No 😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Docteur Wombat had me post
Who’s coming over to smear me with lemon curd and cream crackers?
Did you get any good offers? 😜
Good offers? No 😂"
I take offence to that! 😭 |
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"Docteur Wombat had me post
Who’s coming over to smear me with lemon curd and cream crackers?
Did you get any good offers? 😜
Good offers? No 😂
I take offence to that! 😭"
Did you make me an offer involving lemon curd?! |
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"Done
Shakes head as this is going to become a lot of admin"
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Docteur Wombat had me post
Who’s coming over to smear me with lemon curd and cream crackers?
Did you get any good offers? 😜
Good offers? No 😂
I take offence to that! 😭
Did you make me an offer involving lemon curd?! "
No, but I was on my way with a bucket of cream crackers! |
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