"Wouldn't it be good to be able to swap it out for a spare in those moments when the mind wants more but the body is saying "please leave me the fuck alone".
You’ve already got a spare 
Ear sex?"
Don't. Just don't... 😅
LvM |
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By *agatoXXXMan 18 weeks ago
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"Wouldn't it be good to be able to swap it out for a spare in those moments when the mind wants more but the body is saying "please leave me the fuck alone".
You’ve already got a spare
Ear sex?"
Aural sex... |
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"Wouldn't it be good to be able to swap it out for a spare in those moments when the mind wants more but the body is saying "please leave me the fuck alone".
You’ve already got a spare
Ear sex?
Don't. Just don't... 😅
LvM"
You love ear sex Lorenzo!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Now try having to get your vagina hard
My vagina is hard as nails thanks! "
Clearly not hard enough if it's tapping out after a gentle pounding! Take more cock, build that tolerance! |
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"Now try having to get your vagina hard
My vagina is hard as nails thanks!
Clearly not hard enough if it's tapping out after a gentle pounding! Take more cock, build that tolerance!"
Got to keep up it's training *plays rocky theme tune* |
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I mean, I thought my "bumpusy" idea was a winner, with this very problem in mind.
But did the good folk of FAB support this quite genius invention?
Did they fuck!
My bumpussy was ridiculed, mocked, and bashed around by all and sundry.
But I tell you now - the bumpussy is here to stay! |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Now try having to get your vagina hard
My vagina is hard as nails thanks!
Clearly not hard enough if it's tapping out after a gentle pounding! Take more cock, build that tolerance!
Got to keep up it's training *plays rocky theme tune*"
Something, something beating meat. Someone funnier than me can come up with a better joke  |
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"I mean, I thought my "bumpusy" idea was a winner, with this very problem in mind.
But did the good folk of FAB support this quite genius invention?
Did they fuck!
My bumpussy was ridiculed, mocked, and bashed around by all and sundry.
But I tell you now - the bumpussy is here to stay!"
Good for you friend. Stand up for what you believe in  . |
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"I mean, I thought my "bumpusy" idea was a winner, with this very problem in mind.
But did the good folk of FAB support this quite genius invention?
Did they fuck!
My bumpussy was ridiculed, mocked, and bashed around by all and sundry.
But I tell you now - the bumpussy is here to stay!"
I remember it was the origami aspect that was ridiculous, mock-worthy amd bashable. 🤔 |
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"I mean, I thought my "bumpusy" idea was a winner, with this very problem in mind.
But did the good folk of FAB support this quite genius invention?
Did they fuck!
My bumpussy was ridiculed, mocked, and bashed around by all and sundry.
But I tell you now - the bumpussy is here to stay!
Good for you friend. Stand up for what you believe in ."
Don’t encourage him, Lacey! He needs no encouragement whatsoever. |
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"Wouldn't it be good to be able to swap it out for a spare in those moments when the mind wants more but the body is saying "please leave me the fuck alone"."
Anal 
I’m guessing someone already said this though but my eyes are tired and I didn’t read it all |
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"I mean, I thought my "bumpusy" idea was a winner, with this very problem in mind.
But did the good folk of FAB support this quite genius invention?
Did they fuck!
My bumpussy was ridiculed, mocked, and bashed around by all and sundry.
But I tell you now - the bumpussy is here to stay!
Good for you friend. Stand up for what you believe in ."
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"I mean, I thought my "bumpusy" idea was a winner, with this very problem in mind.
But did the good folk of FAB support this quite genius invention?
Did they fuck!
My bumpussy was ridiculed, mocked, and bashed around by all and sundry.
But I tell you now - the bumpussy is here to stay!
I remember it was the origami aspect that was ridiculous, mock-worthy amd bashable. 🤔"
Sounds convenient and portable to me 🤔 |
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"I mean, I thought my "bumpusy" idea was a winner, with this very problem in mind.
But did the good folk of FAB support this quite genius invention?
Did they fuck!
My bumpussy was ridiculed, mocked, and bashed around by all and sundry.
But I tell you now - the bumpussy is here to stay!
Good for you friend. Stand up for what you believe in .
Don’t encourage him, Lacey! He needs no encouragement whatsoever."
But now I wanna! 👀 |
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"I mean, I thought my "bumpusy" idea was a winner, with this very problem in mind.
But did the good folk of FAB support this quite genius invention?
Did they fuck!
My bumpussy was ridiculed, mocked, and bashed around by all and sundry.
But I tell you now - the bumpussy is here to stay!
I remember it was the origami aspect that was ridiculous, mock-worthy amd bashable. 🤔
Sounds convenient and portable to me 🤔"
Exactly!!!
And - if your fanny flaps are mangled from a right good rogering, there's absolutely no reason whatsoever why the origami flaps on the bumpussy can't be set a-whirring like a little fleshy fan to cool them down.
People!!
No vision 😤. |
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"I mean, I thought my "bumpusy" idea was a winner, with this very problem in mind.
But did the good folk of FAB support this quite genius invention?
Did they fuck!
My bumpussy was ridiculed, mocked, and bashed around by all and sundry.
But I tell you now - the bumpussy is here to stay!
I remember it was the origami aspect that was ridiculous, mock-worthy amd bashable. 🤔
Sounds convenient and portable to me 🤔
Exactly!!!
And - if your fanny flaps are mangled from a right good rogering, there's absolutely no reason whatsoever why the origami flaps on the bumpussy can't be set a-whirring like a little fleshy fan to cool them down.
People!!
No vision 😤."
Genius! And you could fold them into ornamental decorations Luke when the maids fold your towel into shapes on the bed. How welcoming would that be! Wouldn't advise adding the pillow chocolate though... |
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"I mean, I thought my "bumpusy" idea was a winner, with this very problem in mind.
But did the good folk of FAB support this quite genius invention?
Did they fuck!
My bumpussy was ridiculed, mocked, and bashed around by all and sundry.
But I tell you now - the bumpussy is here to stay!
I remember it was the origami aspect that was ridiculous, mock-worthy amd bashable. 🤔
Sounds convenient and portable to me 🤔
Exactly!!!
And - if your fanny flaps are mangled from a right good rogering, there's absolutely no reason whatsoever why the origami flaps on the bumpussy can't be set a-whirring like a little fleshy fan to cool them down.
People!!
No vision 😤.
Genius! And you could fold them into ornamental decorations Luke when the maids fold your towel into shapes on the bed. How welcoming would that be! Wouldn't advise adding the pillow chocolate though..."
I tell you Lacey - visionaries like you will make the bumpussy the cultural phenomenonenononon of the 2030s!!
As Schopenhauer famously said "Bumpussies. Dey is da ting!" |
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