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By *agatoXXX OP Man 1 week ago

North Haverbrook

My friend just watched the Chernobyl series. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's, and said he was able to count at least 8 hostorical inaccuracies on one hand...😳

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By *hromosexualsCouple 1 week ago

Near Abercynon

Well I liked it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 1 week ago

Den of Iniquity

I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad ".

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By *ir tootusMan 1 week ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad "."

I can't say this here can ?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 1 week ago

BRIDPORT

The doctor gave me 1 year to live, so I shot him.

The Judge gave me 15 years, problem solved

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By *COverwatchMan 1 week ago

Derby

What do you call a lesbian on a grill

A LGBBQ...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 1 week ago

Den of Iniquity

"What do you call a lesbian on a grill

A LGBBQ..."

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By *uperSalopian7Man 1 week ago

Shrewsbury

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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By *ickylouCouple 1 week ago

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 1 week ago

BRIDPORT

What did the leper say to the pr0stitute

You can keep the tip

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By *luttTV/TS 1 week ago

Duns

"I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad "."

When does Saddam Hussein have his tea?

When Tariq Aziz!

(Joke vintage 2003)

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By *akesta100Man 1 week ago

Kings langley

My mate and his family got so annoyed with me when caught me going down on his sister, I only got embrassed because I hit my head on coffin coming up maybe I shouldn't of done it at her funeral

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 1 week ago

Den of Iniquity

"I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad ".

When does Saddam Hussein have his tea?

When Tariq Aziz!

(Joke vintage 2003)"

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By *AJMLKTV/TS 1 week ago

Burley

My ex girlfriend had really bad crossed-eyes. I dumped her because I suspected she was seeing someone on the side.