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By *agatoXXX OP Man 12 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

My friend just watched the Chernobyl series. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's, and said he was able to count at least 8 hostorical inaccuracies on one hand...😳

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By *hromosexualsCouple 12 weeks ago

Near Abercynon

Well I liked it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 12 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad ".

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By *ir Toot of the frostMan 12 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

"I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad "."

I can't say this here can ?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 12 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

The doctor gave me 1 year to live, so I shot him.

The Judge gave me 15 years, problem solved

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By *COverwatchMan 12 weeks ago

Derby

What do you call a lesbian on a grill

A LGBBQ...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 12 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"What do you call a lesbian on a grill

A LGBBQ..."

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By *uperSalopian7Man 12 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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By *ickylouCouple 12 weeks ago

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 12 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

What did the leper say to the pr0stitute

You can keep the tip

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By *luttTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Duns

"I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad "."

When does Saddam Hussein have his tea?

When Tariq Aziz!

(Joke vintage 2003)

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By *akesta100Man 12 weeks ago

Kings langley

My mate and his family got so annoyed with me when caught me going down on his sister, I only got embrassed because I hit my head on coffin coming up maybe I shouldn't of done it at her funeral

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 12 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

"I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

She said " thanks for the Baghdad ".

When does Saddam Hussein have his tea?

When Tariq Aziz!

(Joke vintage 2003)"

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By *AJMLKTV/TS 12 weeks ago

Burley

My ex girlfriend had really bad crossed-eyes. I dumped her because I suspected she was seeing someone on the side.