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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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So apparently two astronauts(male & female) have been stuck on the ISS for the past 8 months. When they should have only been there for a week. I think it was. Well I'm not being funny, if you was stranded in a similar situation. What would you do? Have sex? I'm sure humans can do this in space, can't they? |
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Toan, does Nora know you're back?
I'd only have space sex if I knew Houston weren't watching and/or recording. I think they're always listening in so I wouldn't have space sex in that environment. |
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By *lder.Woman 9 weeks ago
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I would be harvesting space junk and spare parts lying arounf the space station to fashion myself my own spaceship to bugger off home and get my feet back on solid ground. I wouldn't be a very good spacewoman. |
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"So apparently two astronauts(male & female) have been stuck on the ISS for the past 8 months. When they should have only been there for a week. I think it was. Well I'm not being funny, if you was stranded in a similar situation. What would you do? Have sex? I'm sure humans can do this in space, can't they?"
How on earth or space did you manage to get unbanned OP? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago
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"Toan, does Nora know you're back?
I'd only have space sex if I knew Houston weren't watching and/or recording. I think they're always listening in so I wouldn't have space sex in that environment. "
Oh wow is our Nora still here? Hahaha I thought she'd found someone here and got happily married by now surely! |
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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago
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"I'd be planning out how I'm going to spend all of that lawsuit money and where uni retire to.
LvM"
I did see a tweet that made me laugh, it said when they come back, the landing and recovery crews should all dress up as apes  |
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"I’d have to know what happens to jizz in space before I made the leap.
It’ll float around the capsule like a massive silvery snail trail. Just waiting to hit the unexpected right in the face."
So you’re saying I could play real life Pac-Man with jizz? I think we’ve solved what they’ve been doing for entertainment. |
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"I’d have to know what happens to jizz in space before I made the leap.
It’ll float around the capsule like a massive silvery snail trail. Just waiting to hit the unexpected right in the face.
So you’re saying I could play real life Pac-Man with jizz? I think we’ve solved what they’ve been doing for entertainment."
Boom.
We should take jobs at NASA or ESA |
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"I’d have to know what happens to jizz in space before I made the leap.
It’ll float around the capsule like a massive silvery snail trail. Just waiting to hit the unexpected right in the face.
So you’re saying I could play real life Pac-Man with jizz? I think we’ve solved what they’ve been doing for entertainment.
Boom.
We should take jobs at NASA or ESA"
True. We’re wasted on these forums. |
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By *lynJMan 9 weeks ago
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"So apparently two astronauts(male & female) have been stuck on the ISS for the past 8 months. When they should have only been there for a week. I think it was. Well I'm not being funny, if you was stranded in a similar situation. What would you do? Have sex? I'm sure humans can do this in space, can't they?"
They haven't been in space for 8 months yet. They'll be up there until February. It was supposed to be for just 8 days but the space capsule they went up in was dreamed unsafe for humans. Ironically it was sent back and landed safely. 🤔 |
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