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By *oneyDukes OP Couple 9 weeks ago
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It’s a Sunday service for those that are sinners amongst us this week.
Come and step into the confessional box and confess your bad doings and Rev Woody will offer his forgiveness or ask you to get on your knees… *extra forgiveness if dressed as a nun.. 
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Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows.
We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself. |
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"Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows.
We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself."
Marry her - sorted 🤷🏼♀️ |
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Dearest Reverend it seems I've upset someone again.... not a clue what I've done and can't even ask them as they've blocked me..... am I a bad person for thinking I don't can't be bothered to care... ? |
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"Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows.
We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself.
Marry her - sorted 🤷🏼♀️ "
I refer you to my crush thread!! 🤦♂️ |
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"Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows.
We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself."
But have you acted on these dirty filthy perversions? |
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"Dearest Reverend it seems I've upset someone again.... not a clue what I've done and can't even ask them as they've blocked me..... am I a bad person for thinking I don't can't be bothered to care... ? "
Other people’s actions are not yours to dictate.., you are forgiven for not giving a sh…. Sorry - you are forgiven for letting them have a free choice.  |
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"Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows.
We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself.
But have you acted on these dirty filthy perversions? "
Not yet! |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"Dearest Reverend, I have sinned this week. I have been having filthy carnal thoughts about a woman I know. I even looked at her boobs during the briefest of tit windows.
We’re not married and I’m ashamed of myself.
But have you acted on these dirty filthy perversions?
Not yet!"
Keep your pure thoughts Felix ….. you are forgiven.
and comeback next week with an update, and bring a cushion for your knees. |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"I woke up with impure thoughts.
How can I be cleansed of this carnal affliction?"
Three hail Marys… or whatever she’s called who you had those thoughts about. ⚡️ |
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"I need forgiveness for very naughty behaviour in church car park 😂
It’s in the car park…. You are forgiven… unless there’s details you are hiding.  "
I did say lots of "oh god" and "Jesus Christ" so that's ok yeah? |
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"I woke up with impure thoughts.
How can I be cleansed of this carnal affliction?
Three hail Marys… or whatever she’s called who you had those thoughts about. ⚡️
I am reborn. "
Hallelujah 🤚 |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"I need forgiveness for very naughty behaviour in church car park 😂
It’s in the car park…. You are forgiven… unless there’s details you are hiding.
I did say lots of "oh god" and "Jesus Christ" so that's ok yeah?"
You’ve already prayed, you are forgiven. 🙏🏻 |
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