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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

people minded their own business before they mind yours

fixed their own shit before mending yours

kept their own house in order before..... (and the rest )

What would be good if .... for you ?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 9 weeks ago

North West

...my brain didn't automatically jump to songs from thread titles or other random things.

Because I now have Nik Kershaw's Wouldn’t It Be Good and the Beach Boys' Wouldn't It Be Nice in my head.

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By *oofy321Man 9 weeks ago

moon base zero


"...my brain didn't automatically jump to songs from thread titles or other random things.

Because I now have Nik Kershaw's Wouldn’t It Be Good and the Beach Boys' Wouldn't It Be Nice in my head. "

Snap for Nik kershaw

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By *icecouple561Couple 9 weeks ago
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East Sussex

People stopped patronising old people

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By *ellinever70Woman 9 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Men didn't feel the need to share the weird contents of their head

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By *obilebottomMan 9 weeks ago

All over

Drove mondful of the highway code.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West


"People stopped patronising old people "

And disabled people of all ages

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"...my brain didn't automatically jump to songs from thread titles or other random things.

Because I now have Nik Kershaw's Wouldn’t It Be Good and the Beach Boys' Wouldn't It Be Nice in my head. "

Thanks ....... Beach Boy Brain now ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Forum messages were read out to you in the messagers voice

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By *ust_hunter_2022Man 9 weeks ago

Harrogate

If all display text was kerned correctly

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"...my brain didn't automatically jump to songs from thread titles or other random things.

Because I now have Nik Kershaw's Wouldn’t It Be Good and the Beach Boys' Wouldn't It Be Nice in my head.

Thanks ....... Beach Boy Brain now ...... "

The Beach Boys I just wasn’t made for these times is on a near constant repeat in my head 😂

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West


"Forum messages were read out to you in the messagers voice"

I can't decide what I think your voice sounds like, Granny. I just know it's not Scouse

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Forum messages were read out to you in the messagers voice

I can't decide what I think your voice sounds like, Granny. I just know it's not Scouse "

Mwahahahhahaaaaaa haaa it isn't

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By *ell GwynnWoman 9 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

You know how when you're comfy on the sofa and dont want to move, someone can fetch you a drink or a snack if they're getting one for themselves? Wouldn't it be good if they could also go for a wee for you if they happen to be going to the toilet?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West


"You know how when you're comfy on the sofa and dont want to move, someone can fetch you a drink or a snack if they're getting one for themselves? Wouldn't it be good if they could also go for a wee for you if they happen to be going to the toilet? "

I need someone to go for a wee for me right now, actually. I've got tea in a big thermal cup so I don't have to move too much

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By *aven.Woman 9 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Forum messages were read out to you in the messagers voice"

This would not help my chances on here granny

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By *ell GwynnWoman 9 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"You know how when you're comfy on the sofa and dont want to move, someone can fetch you a drink or a snack if they're getting one for themselves? Wouldn't it be good if they could also go for a wee for you if they happen to be going to the toilet?

I need someone to go for a wee for me right now, actually. I've got tea in a big thermal cup so I don't have to move too much "

If only, MrsKC

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By *eliWoman 9 weeks ago

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"Forum messages were read out to you in the messagers voice"

Yes please! I'd love this. I give people accents/voices when I read their posts anyway, it'd be good to see how accurate they are.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West


"You know how when you're comfy on the sofa and dont want to move, someone can fetch you a drink or a snack if they're getting one for themselves? Wouldn't it be good if they could also go for a wee for you if they happen to be going to the toilet?

I need someone to go for a wee for me right now, actually. I've got tea in a big thermal cup so I don't have to move too much

If only, MrsKC "

Shall we do that thing where women go to the loo together?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 9 weeks ago

BRIDPORT


"Forum messages were read out to you in the messagers voice

I can't decide what I think your voice sounds like, Granny. I just know it's not Scouse "

I’ve always thought it was Granny who went in and voiced up ‘The Old Lady’, on Steve Wright in The Afternoon

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Forum messages were read out to you in the messagers voice

I can't decide what I think your voice sounds like, Granny. I just know it's not Scouse

I’ve always thought it was Granny who went in and voiced up ‘The Old Lady’, on Steve Wright in The Afternoon "

Oh Huggy ......... i'm so chill this savvy lad. I can't even raise an eybrow to you tiny little pecker

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

*your*

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 9 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Forum messages were read out to you in the messagers voice

This would not help my chances on here granny"

Sound like a cheese grater on heat ?

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By *ell GwynnWoman 9 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"You know how when you're comfy on the sofa and dont want to move, someone can fetch you a drink or a snack if they're getting one for themselves? Wouldn't it be good if they could also go for a wee for you if they happen to be going to the toilet?

I need someone to go for a wee for me right now, actually. I've got tea in a big thermal cup so I don't have to move too much

If only, MrsKC

Shall we do that thing where women go to the loo together? "

You mean share a cubicle like the "proper girls" did when I was at uni?

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By *aven.Woman 9 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Forum messages were read out to you in the messagers voice

This would not help my chances on here granny

Sound like a cheese grater on heat ?"

That's the polite way of describing it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 9 weeks ago

North West


"You know how when you're comfy on the sofa and dont want to move, someone can fetch you a drink or a snack if they're getting one for themselves? Wouldn't it be good if they could also go for a wee for you if they happen to be going to the toilet?

I need someone to go for a wee for me right now, actually. I've got tea in a big thermal cup so I don't have to move too much

If only, MrsKC

Shall we do that thing where women go to the loo together?

You mean share a cubicle like the "proper girls" did when I was at uni? "

If you wanna come in the special cubicle for special people, well..... *Proffers RADAR key*

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By *8on33Man 9 weeks ago

winfrith

wouldn't it be loverly

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By *ell GwynnWoman 9 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"You know how when you're comfy on the sofa and dont want to move, someone can fetch you a drink or a snack if they're getting one for themselves? Wouldn't it be good if they could also go for a wee for you if they happen to be going to the toilet?

I need someone to go for a wee for me right now, actually. I've got tea in a big thermal cup so I don't have to move too much

If only, MrsKC

Shall we do that thing where women go to the loo together?

You mean share a cubicle like the "proper girls" did when I was at uni?

If you wanna come in the special cubicle for special people, well..... *Proffers RADAR key* "

In

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By *ust_hunter_2022Man 9 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Forum messages were read out to you in the messagers voice

This would not help my chances on here granny

Sound like a cheese grater on heat ?

That's the polite way of describing it"

*Puts cheese grater over hob to simulate

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