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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"Surprised Fab hasn’t crashed with all the women rushing to reply to this"
It's only because the whole internet was busy buying the tickets to Oasis. Once that fad is done, they'll be swarming to this thread, I'm sure! |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 18 weeks ago
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I envisage the OP as a man in an ice hockey mask with a hook for a hand standing hitching at the side of tbe road, holding a sign saying "anywhere".
Go on, pick him up. What could go wrong?
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"Anyone else wondering if we're kinda making fun of it, but he's actually gotten a few interested DMs? 😅"
The way this usually goes is that they claim they do, whether they do or not (yes, this isn't the first time an offer like this has appeared) |
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The guy who had the offer, for a Cyprus holiday, I think it was, did handsomely. Every summer Fab has a selection of holidays offe
It can be bad enough going with the wrong people that you do know, so it probably wouldn't work for me.
I think having a separate bedroom or chalet would probably be the more attractive option. And a clear indication of how much alone time, the person accepting it, would need.
The Lounge would be the official mediator, whilst they're away, to manage any disputes or issues. |
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"Surprised Fab hasn’t crashed with all the women rushing to reply to this
It's only because the whole internet was busy buying the tickets to Oasis. Once that fad is done, they'll be swarming to this thread, I'm sure! "
two weeks ago. |
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"The guy who had the offer, for a Cyprus holiday, I think it was, did handsomely. Every summer Fab has a selection of holidays offe
It can be bad enough going with the wrong people that you do know, so it probably wouldn't work for me.
I think having a separate bedroom or chalet would probably be the more attractive option. And a clear indication of how much alone time, the person accepting it, would need.
The Lounge would be the official mediator, whilst they're away, to manage any disputes or issues. "
That sounds like a reality show or something.
Two strangers have a fully paid holiday somewhere wonderful, on condition that they share a two bed place, and do xyz things together that will cause conflict. A jury of their peers, also televised, will decide how to resolve the conflict.
Misery ensues. |
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"Any Lady's want a free 5 nights in tenerife including spend money
Same room same bed
Pics on request any uk airport u choose going to be las Americas
5 star "
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That would be a flat out “No” from me op, however I would be intrigued as to what sort of character would graciously accept your generous proposal. Please keep us posted on your endeavour to find a travel partner.
Stay safe! |
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"Anyone else wondering if we're kinda making fun of it, but he's actually gotten a few interested DMs? 😅"
Im wondering this also…?!
How comes it has to be same bed?
Whats the baggage allowance?
Are excursions included? |
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"Ooooh no no no Tenerife is not first meet material at all, try Costa coffee or Starbucks first, or Greggs if you get there before 11 the tills are still hot, you are welcome "
My first meet used to always be Wetherspoons. No investment, I'm not usually there for any other reason, so if it all goes to shit it's not the end of the world |
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"Ooooh no no no Tenerife is not first meet material at all, try Costa coffee or Starbucks first, or Greggs if you get there before 11 the tills are still hot, you are welcome "
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I like your thinking, for me it’s always a Costa. |
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"The guy who had the offer, for a Cyprus holiday, I think it was, did handsomely. Every summer Fab has a selection of holidays offe
It can be bad enough going with the wrong people that you do know, so it probably wouldn't work for me.
I think having a separate bedroom or chalet would probably be the more attractive option. And a clear indication of how much alone time, the person accepting it, would need.
The Lounge would be the official mediator, whilst they're away, to manage any disputes or issues.
That sounds like a reality show or something.
Two strangers have a fully paid holiday somewhere wonderful, on condition that they share a two bed place, and do xyz things together that will cause conflict. A jury of their peers, also televised, will decide how to resolve the conflict.
Misery ensues."
We're not going for it Swing - it wouldn't suit either of us and we're not desperate. I can't imagine the level of horror to have to share a room and bed with someone unknown, as well as the rest of the holiday |
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"The guy who had the offer, for a Cyprus holiday, I think it was, did handsomely. Every summer Fab has a selection of holidays offe
It can be bad enough going with the wrong people that you do know, so it probably wouldn't work for me.
I think having a separate bedroom or chalet would probably be the more attractive option. And a clear indication of how much alone time, the person accepting it, would need.
The Lounge would be the official mediator, whilst they're away, to manage any disputes or issues.
That sounds like a reality show or something.
Two strangers have a fully paid holiday somewhere wonderful, on condition that they share a two bed place, and do xyz things together that will cause conflict. A jury of their peers, also televised, will decide how to resolve the conflict.
Misery ensues.
We're not going for it Swing - it wouldn't suit either of us and we're not desperate. I can't imagine the level of horror to have to share a room and bed with someone unknown, as well as the rest of the holiday "
Yeah, I'm not touching either my idea or the holiday! |
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"Any dumb victims want a free 5 nights in tenerife including some minor death?
Same hotel but you get your own shallow grave.
Pics on request any uk airport (one way) u choose going to be las Albanias.
5 star knives used"
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"Ooooh no no no Tenerife is not first meet material at all, try Costa coffee or Starbucks first, or Greggs if you get there before 11 the tills are still hot, you are welcome
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I like your thinking, for me it’s always a Costa. "
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Suddenly your credibility swiftly plummeted when you mentioned Costa™. |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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"I don't think there will be many who'd choose to go on hols & share a bed with a stranger for a 5 nights op.
Good luck though. "
Yup , my thought exactly, difficult enough to get a lady to reply never mind go off to Lanzarote with a complete stranger. |
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"Ooooh no no no Tenerife is not first meet material at all, try Costa coffee or Starbucks first, or Greggs if you get there before 11 the tills are still hot, you are welcome
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I like your thinking, for me it’s always a Costa.
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Suddenly your credibility swiftly plummeted when you mentioned Costa™."
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But Dear Nero, I also like Nero *coffee* too, but I think you know that already  |
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Or take a mate and timeshare the bed