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Say you are in. Read the profile of anyone (look at the pictures and veris too if they have them) and post a one sentence synopsis of their profile. Please be respectful. It is just fun, not an excuse to be offensive (usual suspects please stay away if you can control your urge to offend). Use profile name so we know who the synopsis is for. Go  |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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In.
MobileBottom did you start this thread to try and shorten your loooong profile text?
Here's yours: Your cock, my ass - "nice" guys cheating on their wives welcome, shhh! |
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"Dynamicnature:
Happy single fella, loves people and travelling, sexually liberal, seeking adventurous souls for fun times and willy wonka moments
In a nutshell mate,  "
Great, it works if you take a moment to actually read what someone says rather than what you want to read. Glad you enjoyef it. |
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Felix-sighted:
Friendly, well liked and much verified chap who in his own words often talks bollocks, enjoys long foreplay followed by passionate sex and can't tell the difference between orgasms and organisms |
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"I'm in why not
Inexperienced nerdy chap, not fond of gristle whistle, pain and dirty shenanigans but open minded to bew adventures with friendly ladies that will not wish to crucify him. "
thats pretty dam good, thanks.  |
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"I'm in why not
Inexperienced nerdy chap, not fond of gristle whistle, pain and dirty shenanigans but open minded to bew adventures with friendly ladies that will not wish to crucify him.
thats pretty dam good, thanks. "
permission to put it on your status |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"MissBlacked:
Seeks strong dominant men, women too, mmmmmm men trigger her gag reflex and her window of opportunity for meets is rather small "
Haha dammit that's where I was going as well!
Looking to be dominated by 8"... But don't dilly dally, she has no time for chitchat in her 2 hour window ! |
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Woody B:
Friendly chap with a little kinky edge, 99.9% straight as there was that time, seeking special connections as well as boobtastic encounters, select group activities and a few nuns who stay kneeling and don't go on the run |
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"MissBlacked:
Seeks strong dominant men, women too, mmmmmm men trigger her gag reflex and her window of opportunity for meets is rather small
Haha dammit that's where I was going as well!
Looking to be dominated by 8"... But don't dilly dally, she has no time for chitchat in her 2 hour window ! "
Pretty much |
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Yolo:
Adventurous, good looking bisexual who in his own words adores kising and all things oral, loves tatoos and myscles and as for what he might do, well prety much everything though probably he really means almost everything. |
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"I'm just taking a moment to decide if I can resist the urge to offend
No, Raven, find a different thread."
Don’t do it Raven. Unless it’s to me. Then just DM me if you need to get it off your chest. I may not respond though 😂. Let’s keep this thread positive! What I love about the people in these forums! |
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By *aven.Woman 10 weeks ago
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"I'm just taking a moment to decide if I can resist the urge to offend
No, Raven, find a different thread.
Don’t do it Raven. Unless it’s to me. Then just DM me if you need to get it off your chest. I may not respond though 😂. Let’s keep this thread positive! What I love about the people in these forums! "
The fake positivity?
Ok ok I'm going. |
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"I'm just taking a moment to decide if I can resist the urge to offend
No, Raven, find a different thread.
Don’t do it Raven. Unless it’s to me. Then just DM me if you need to get it off your chest. I may not respond though 😂. Let’s keep this thread positive! What I love about the people in these forums!
The fake positivity?
Ok ok I'm going. "
Not fake of you mean it. Say you’re in and I’ll give you genuine positivity! |
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"In"
My profile synopsis of this lady…
She has a great smile and should be treated like a lady. Don’t assume filth with her. Get to know her and build a connection to unlock what she doesn’t reveal to all! |
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Felix:
Vanilla Dolphin Polisher extraordinaire, who is full of sociable loveliness and likely to giggle you into bed, where he will provide you with vast quantities of hot chocolate. While giggling. |
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"I'm just taking a moment to decide if I can resist the urge to offend
No, Raven, find a different thread.
Don’t do it Raven. Unless it’s to me. Then just DM me if you need to get it off your chest. I may not respond though 😂. Let’s keep this thread positive! What I love about the people in these forums!
The fake positivity?
Ok ok I'm going. "
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"Felix:
Vanilla Dolphin Polisher extraordinaire, who is full of sociable loveliness and likely to giggle you into bed, where he will provide you with vast quantities of hot chocolate. While giggling."
Hahaha! That’s good, thank you Nell 😊
I’ll try not to spill the hot chocolate while giggling 😆 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 10 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
VampireLove:
As friendly and inclusive as he is good looking, with some good verifications and an easygoing manner; this guy is looking for liaisons with women and couples, and rates socialising as an essential part of the mix.
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Ray Von.
If you’re looking for someone who embodies the essence of being underwhelming and below average, you’ve come to the right person.
Old, Chubby, Hairy, Knackered, and Tired aren’t just adjectives; they’re practically the life story of this individual. From the moment you meet them, it's clear they wear these traits with a strange sort of pride. They’ve perfected the art of being perpetually exhausted, looking like they just rolled out of bed, and having given up on the idea of self-care long ago.
And yet, there’s something oddly endearing about them. Despite being past their prime (by quite some distance), they seem blissfully unbothered. Confidence, though misplaced, is present—this person knows who they are and makes no apologies for it. In fact, they seem convinced you want them just as they are, unpolished and all.
So, if you’re seeking someone who’s mastered the art of doing the bare minimum and making it a lifestyle, look no further. They may not bring excitement or energy, but they’ve definitely cornered the market on unapologetic mediocrity. |
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"VampireLove:
As friendly and inclusive as he is good looking, with some good verifications and an easygoing manner; this guy is looking for liaisons with women and couples, and rates socialising as an essential part of the mix.
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I need to use this for my bio! Excluding the good looking part 😂😂
Thank you 😘😘 |
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"Ray Von.
If you’re looking for someone who embodies the essence of being underwhelming and below average, you’ve come to the right person.
Old, Chubby, Hairy, Knackered, and Tired aren’t just adjectives; they’re practically the life story of this individual. From the moment you meet them, it's clear they wear these traits with a strange sort of pride. They’ve perfected the art of being perpetually exhausted, looking like they just rolled out of bed, and having given up on the idea of self-care long ago.
And yet, there’s something oddly endearing about them. Despite being past their prime (by quite some distance), they seem blissfully unbothered. Confidence, though misplaced, is present—this person knows who they are and makes no apologies for it. In fact, they seem convinced you want them just as they are, unpolished and all.
So, if you’re seeking someone who’s mastered the art of doing the bare minimum and making it a lifestyle, look no further. They may not bring excitement or energy, but they’ve definitely cornered the market on unapologetic mediocrity."
I know this wasn't meant for me, but I feel read |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 10 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"VampireLove:
As friendly and inclusive as he is good looking, with some good verifications and an easygoing manner; this guy is looking for liaisons with women and couples, and rates socialising as an essential part of the mix.
I need to use this for my bio! Excluding the good looking part 😂😂
Thank you 😘😘"
Leave the good looking part in  |
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By *rispyDuckMan 10 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Tiny Delight
Tiny by name, big at heart ❤️
A fun loving sexy classy lil minx with a great sense of humour and great taste photography. 1 taste of what she’s hiding underneath her lingerie & you’ll be hooked. Some say she’s hiding candy 🍭 cane down there 👀 some says she’s hiding the map to pleasure island 🏝️ haha 😜 x |
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James250122:
The only man in the world ever to have fallen asleep while taking a selfie. Twice.
Loves a club night or a long evening of mouth action at home. Nice body with a good sossij and likes a clean fanny to pop it in. |
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"Nell Gwynn.
NOT CURRENTLY MEETING ANYONE NEW
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As you weren't happy with this 
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Frodo looking, grey-haired ENM lurker who meets rarely(CURRENTLY NOT LOOKING FOR ANYONE NEW)If you're allergic to coffee, pass me by. If I don’t reply, it’s not you, it’s... well, maybe it’s you. Likes: sensuality, wit, rhubarb, and Kayvan Novak (obviously). Dislikes: cocky avatars, parsnips, and Zippy from Rainbow. No exclusivity here—just honesty and good vibes. Let’s skip the finger-blasting and face-f**king, cool?
TL;DR CURRENTLY NOT LOOKING(unless you're Kayvan Novak) |
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"Nell Gwynn.
NOT CURRENTLY MEETING ANYONE NEW
As you weren't happy with this
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Frodo looking, grey-haired ENM lurker who meets rarely(CURRENTLY NOT LOOKING FOR ANYONE NEW)If you're allergic to coffee, pass me by. If I don’t reply, it’s not you, it’s... well, maybe it’s you. Likes: sensuality, wit, rhubarb, and Kayvan Novak (obviously). Dislikes: cocky avatars, parsnips, and Zippy from Rainbow. No exclusivity here—just honesty and good vibes. Let’s skip the finger-blasting and face-f**king, cool?
TL;DR CURRENTLY NOT LOOKING(unless you're Kayvan Novak)"
Why is it NEVER Kayvan Novak? *deep, forlorn sigh* |
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_urve_your_enthusiasm
Wonderful woman, very sexy, intellectual, friendly and speaking of arses. Sure mine might be great, but yours is a work of art that deserves to be in the Louvre. Just overall pure sexiness. |
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"_urve_your_enthusiasm
Wonderful woman, very sexy, intellectual, friendly and speaking of arses. Sure mine might be great, but yours is a work of art that deserves to be in the Louvre. Just overall pure sexiness. "
You're too kind xxx |
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"James250122:
The only man in the world ever to have fallen asleep while taking a selfie. Twice.
Loves a club night or a long evening of mouth action at home. Nice body with a good sossij and likes a clean fanny to pop it in."
Awww thank, I love it. I promise I don’t suffer narcolepsy in real life lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"Woody B:
Friendly chap with a little kinky edge, 99.9% straight as there was that time, seeking special connections as well as boobtastic encounters, select group activities and a few nuns who stay kneeling and don't go on the run "
Cheers dude.
Good fun. I’m out. |
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Nero
He's a heterosexual man seeking a casual, sensual relationship. He prefers engaging, witty conversations and values physical connection. He is open to meeting new people but has specific boundaries, including avoiding one-sided conversations and excessive talking about mundane topics. He is looking for a partner who is spontaneous, unconventional, and shares his appreciation for physical intimacy.
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"Gíngérellå,
She only rubs shoulders with the elite, the swinging royalty and the bourgeois few."
Satyric0n: A well rounded human being, thankfully without body to match, living, loving and couch surfing with the relaxed immediacy of the students of yore. |
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Mr Black is a big guy with a big personality and even bigger hair! It touches his bum and, if you can make him laugh, he’ll let you touch it too.
Always on holiday in far flung exotic destinations but he can be persuaded to visit you in the uk if you’re fun to be with. |
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"As expected, nobody looks at me  "
Sorry to hear that chap, but ask yourself - did you look at anyone else and do one for them? These games work best on reciprocation. I gave more than I got and therein lies the pleasure. |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"As expected, nobody looks at me
Sorry to hear that chap, but ask yourself - did you look at anyone else and do one for them? These games work best on reciprocation. I gave more than I got and therein lies the pleasure."
I found them quite hard to do, they needed a surprising amount of time +effort, so i definitely just did a few easy ones that didn't tax my fevered brain |
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Damn it ! Was going to do midnight but can’t see her profile! So will make something up….
Works hard all day and deserves to party at night. When it turns to midnight she realises she has work the next day but leaves everyone that been in contact with her mesmerised and searching for her the day after!
Ok I may have taken Cinderella as inspiration when seeing the word midnight 😂😂 how close was I?!!! |
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"Ad mirer is more charming than Chewbacca and doest need a willy splint, according to passing motorists. "
Glow waves banners for good manners
Doesn’t talk , with a mouthful of cock
Is thicc and glam with touch of fake tan
Thong sized attention span , dontcha know
Well heeled and sharp witted is our Glow
Will guzzle all yer rum though
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"Ad mirer is more charming than Chewbacca and doest need a willy splint, according to passing motorists.
Glow waves banners for good manners
Doesn’t talk , with a mouthful of cock
Is thicc and glam with touch of fake tan
Thong sized attention span , dontcha know
Well heeled and sharp witted is our Glow
Will guzzle all yer rum though
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🤣🤣🤣 that was brilliant! |
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"As expected, nobody looks at me
You and me both, Chubs "
If you can look past the award winning arse, you’ll find a social and sarcastic giver of massages who will hiccup his way into your bed, or a dog walk his way to your local pub. |
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"As expected, nobody looks at me
You and me both, Chubs
If you can look past the award winning arse, you’ll find a social and sarcastic giver of massages who will hiccup his way into your bed, or a dog walk his way to your local pub. "
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"As expected, nobody looks at me
You and me both, Chubs
If you can look past the award winning arse, you’ll find a social and sarcastic giver of massages who will hiccup his way into your bed, or a dog walk his way to your local pub.
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And not a hacksaw in sight 🤷🏼♀️ |
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"As expected, nobody looks at me
You and me both, Chubs "
He's more than just a pretty face (and a great butt). He's looking for someone to spice up his life with a little bit of naughty fun. Think: sensual play, maybe a little kink, and lots of kissing. But don’t worry, he's not a sex addict. He's just someone who appreciates the finer things in life, like a good massage and a bad joke.
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Mobile bottom is a man who is a genuine ray of sunshine and positivity in the wilderness of the forums.
He's more certain of what he seeks in a partner these days, is happy to travel and has a fab selection of cakes.
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Willy idol, a man who not only raises a smile on the forums but also the temperatures with his stylish pics.
Big hands for massage and hiccups to spice up his providing of oral pleasure.
He's a smooth operator.
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Mrs sweet k has a lovely smile and a chest to raise one in others.
Doesn't like persistent and pushy, she has a rather lovely hubby.
A lot of no's on her profile but she likes to say yes to those who read it and fit the bill.
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Chubs101
Only does smooth, likes a good holiday proping up a bar, has a penchant for bbqs and travels far for sometimes rather small jobs but gets paid for it and doesn't mind the odd hotel stay as long as there is good grub and beer nearby. |
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By *hubs101Man 9 weeks ago
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"Chubs101
Only does smooth, likes a good holiday proping up a bar, has a penchant for bbqs and travels far for sometimes rather small jobs but gets paid for it and doesn't mind the odd hotel stay as long as there is good grub and beer nearby. "
Spot on 😅 |
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"Chubs101
Only does smooth, likes a good holiday proping up a bar, has a penchant for bbqs and travels far for sometimes rather small jobs but gets paid for it and doesn't mind the odd hotel stay as long as there is good grub and beer nearby.
Spot on 😅"
It's a gift |
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