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By *edonisthenry OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Cambridge

What do you think of the idea of a lady's pussy being corked after ejaculation and after 15 minutes uncorking? If a lady was looking to get pregnant,does this improve fertilisation and conception?

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By *ib.Man 19 weeks ago

Hampshire

That's a very interesting question, Henry. I can't say I've ever thought about it before.

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By *agatoXXXMan 19 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Cork it, leave it for a few weeks, freeze it, take the cork out, add some sugar, and re-cork for a second fermentation. There should be plenty yeast in there.

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

😳😳😳

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By *edonisthenry OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Cambridge


"Cork it, leave it for a few weeks, freeze it, take the cork out, add some sugar, and re-cork for a second fermentation. There should be plenty yeast in there."

That sounds horrible!!! Imagine the smell.

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By *ib.Man 19 weeks ago

Hampshire

What do you reckon would happen if we put a Mentos and some cola in and then corked them?

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By *ib.Man 19 weeks ago

Hampshire

I think corking is going to be my new favourite saying.

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By *eroLondonMan 19 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Corked" means spoilt, impaired or 'gone off', such as old musty wine.

A fine pussy is rarely any of these things.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 19 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I would imagine if it’s a cork cork, if the temperature was slightly too high and there was pressure built inside or a bit of a gape from a ruddy good pounding, there may well be seepage and you will therefore say goodbye to your baby making batter.

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By *ib.Man 19 weeks ago

Hampshire


"I would imagine if it’s a cork cork, if the temperature was slightly too high and there was pressure built inside or a bit of a gape from a ruddy good pounding, there may well be seepage and you will therefore say goodbye to your baby making batter. "

A fellow scientist I see.

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By *naswingdressWoman 19 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

... and that's enough internet for me today!

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman 19 weeks ago

south coast IOW

🤢🤮.

In order to ease my horrible imagination can we cork it with another cock instead of a cork. And can it be re ‘cocked’ regularly?

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

What if it's a screw top 🤔🤔🤔

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By *orksRockerMan 19 weeks ago

Bradford


"What do you think of the idea of a lady's pussy being corked after ejaculation and after 15 minutes uncorking? If a lady was looking to get pregnant,does this improve fertilisation and conception? "

You're how old OP??

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By *d4funtimesMan 19 weeks ago

Cambridge

It might be easier to just grab an ovulation test. These tests can take the guesswork out of tracking your cycle and help you pinpoint the best time for conception.

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By *edonisthenry OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Cambridge


"I would imagine if it’s a cork cork, if the temperature was slightly too high and there was pressure built inside or a bit of a gape from a ruddy good pounding, there may well be seepage and you will therefore say goodbye to your baby making batter.

A fellow scientist I see."

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By *eordieJeansCouple 19 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

If she does a fanny fart would it fire out like a champagne bottle?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 19 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I would imagine if it’s a cork cork, if the temperature was slightly too high and there was pressure built inside or a bit of a gape from a ruddy good pounding, there may well be seepage and you will therefore say goodbye to your baby making batter.

A fellow scientist I see."

I love threads like this. I have learned something new. Having said that, I am definitely not going to take the practical lesson.

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By *exycarlashane181Couple 19 weeks ago

Leamington Spa


"What do you think of the idea of a lady's pussy being corked after ejaculation and after 15 minutes uncorking? If a lady was looking to get pregnant,does this improve fertilisation and conception? "

Don't know about corking when trying to conceive. I always lay on my back with a cushion under my hips tilting my pelvis for about 15 minutes to half an hour after. Worked every time 5 times..

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 19 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I'm not sure I've d*unk enough to understand any of this thread.

B

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By *ad NannaWoman 19 weeks ago

East London

We're gonna need a bigger cork.

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By *edonisthenry OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Cambridge

I'm glad to see we have got a sense of humour. I just saw a mention on the internet and wondered what Fab thought. Obviously a bonkers idea!!! 😀

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 19 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I'm glad to see we have got a sense of humour. I just saw a mention on the internet and wondered what Fab thought. Obviously a bonkers idea!!! 😀 "

Oh come on Henry, not that old chestnut 😉

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By *orksRockerMan 19 weeks ago

Bradford


"I'm glad to see we have got a sense of humour. I just saw a mention on the internet and wondered what Fab thought. Obviously a bonkers idea!!! 😀

Oh come on Henry, not that old chestnut 😉 "

Good call

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Whatisthisidonteven

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By *naswingdressWoman 19 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Whatisthisidonteven"

Quite right. Cork is far too porous. You need silicone.

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By *edonisthenry OP   Man 19 weeks ago

Cambridge

Ok, I've got the message. May I apologise for raising a ludicrous and obviously distasteful subject.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 19 weeks ago

Central


"I would imagine if it’s a cork cork, if the temperature was slightly too high and there was pressure built inside or a bit of a gape from a ruddy good pounding, there may well be seepage and you will therefore say goodbye to your baby making batter. "

Bathroom sealant left over from a refurb?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 19 weeks ago

Central


"Whatisthisidonteven

Quite right. Cork is far too porous. You need silicone."

You'd had enough interest Swing

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By *naswingdressWoman 19 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ok, I've got the message. May I apologise for raising a ludicrous and obviously distasteful subject. "

What response were you expecting?

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By *naswingdressWoman 19 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Whatisthisidonteven

Quite right. Cork is far too porous. You need silicone.

You'd had enough interest Swing "

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By *agatoXXXMan 19 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"If she does a fanny fart would it fire out like a champagne bottle?"

See, that's what I was going for. 🍾

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By *orthern StarsCouple 19 weeks ago

Durham


"If she does a fanny fart would it fire out like a champagne bottle?"

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By *weetkitten65Woman 19 weeks ago

Halifax


"If she does a fanny fart would it fire out like a champagne bottle?"

This made me lol..🤣🤣🤣

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By *weetkitten65Woman 19 weeks ago

Halifax


"What do you think of the idea of a lady's pussy being corked after ejaculation and after 15 minutes uncorking? If a lady was looking to get pregnant,does this improve fertilisation and conception? "

WTF have I just read?..

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS 19 weeks ago

Stockport

Corking was victorian slang for up the bum. Which generally ain't going to make too many babies...

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By *arley QuimWoman 19 weeks ago

Somewhere

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By *arley QuimWoman 19 weeks ago

Somewhere


"What do you think of the idea of a lady's pussy being corked after ejaculation and after 15 minutes uncorking? If a lady was looking to get pregnant,does this improve fertilisation and conception? "

Do you have kids?... This is not how it really works btw

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