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What are some guaranteed ways to insult a British person
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By *ragonbaitCouple 10 weeks ago
Reading and Aberdare |
"Tell them the 1966 World Cup win was a fluke !!!"
Ok so I’m Welsh, British, European and a world citizen
So a (rather good) game of a silly sport 48 years ago is still the pinnacle of English sporting prowess?
Come on old man! Keep this British! Tea and crumpets please, not soccer!! |
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By *ragonbaitCouple 10 weeks ago
Reading and Aberdare |
"Put something other than butter first on a crumpet "
Oh goodness, the thought makes me sick.
I once didn’t toast the crumpet quite enough and nearly ended up single!
I would have deserved it frankly
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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Suggest that Henderson's Relish is the same as Worcestershire sauce! (maybe that's more how to insult someone from Sheffield).
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Mispronounce our towns, cities and county names, such as Worcestershire, Gloucestershire, Birmingham, Bicester, Edinburgh, Marleybone, Leicester... |
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By *irthandgirthMan 10 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Tell someone that we didn't win the second world war single handed  "
That's nothing on telling Americans they only played a minor part in our war with France, Spain and the Netherlands in 1776 amd we weren't really trying, and didnt really notice. Also they need to thank the French on 4th of July. |
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"Offer sommeone a brew and then give them Tetley
I'd rather drink dishwater
You deserve to be banned for mentioning tetley, worse still would have been PG tips or god forbid Lipton….
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Oi don't knock Pg tips, it's what puts the T into English.
I can't stand that poncey twinings crap. |
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"Suggest that Henderson's Relish is the same as Worcestershire sauce! (maybe that's more how to insult someone from Sheffield).
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Mispronounce our towns, cities and county names, such as Worcestershire, Gloucestershire, Birmingham, Bicester, Edinburgh, Marleybone, Leicester..."
Ah yes, edin-burrow.
And names, like St John, or Menzies, or macfadzeon |
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"Start a debate on whether jam goes before cream on scones.
(It's obviously jam...)  "
Yes, jam first.
But you skipped a step … start a debate on how scone is pronounced first.
And if in doubt, fart loudly |
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By *ooBulMan 10 weeks ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
An American having a fully made cup of tea that they drink with a tea bag hanging out of a mug....
Why didn't you take a big dump in the mug 1st as well to add insult to injury?
China teapot, china cup & saucer, proper sugar bowl. A China mug as an alternative. Either tea leaves or teabags (string-less.) Milk or cream or UHT or Condensed milk as an option. Highland short bread or Niece biscuits on a side plate.
If yer pushin' the boat out perhaps chocolate fingers or a French Fancy
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"An American having a fully made cup of tea that they drink with a tea bag hanging out of a mug....
Why didn't you take a big dump in the mug 1st as well to add insult to injury?
China teapot, china cup & saucer, proper sugar bowl. A China mug as an alternative. Either tea leaves or teabags (string-less.) Milk or cream or UHT or Condensed milk as an option. Highland short bread or Niece biscuits on a side plate.
If yer pushin' the boat out perhaps chocolate fingers or a French Fancy
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I once saw an American in a hotel demanding cream for his tea, as the afternoon tea was billed as “cream tea”. The poor waitress tried explaining that you don’t actually pour cream in your tea, but he insisted, loudly shouting about how much he had paid, so she gave him a jug of cream, he poured it into the tea, announced that it was shit and that Cream Teas were a stupid idea.
A bit like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon will knock a few pieces over, shit on the board, and then strut around as if he has won. |
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