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By *hubby guy 999 OP Man 21 weeks ago

BISHOP AUCKLAND

Why do guys like to show how big there cok is by having it rest next to the remote control I have 3 remotes and all are different sizes?

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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago

Maybe it’s a party trick and it’s how they turn the tv over

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By *allySlinkyWoman 21 weeks ago

Leeds

How big is your Lynx can ?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 21 weeks ago

Leeds

I believe slipping your shlong into a toilet roll tube is the correct way of measurement.

The mr

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By *allySlinkyWoman 21 weeks ago

Leeds

Why not alongside a tape measure ?

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 21 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

There's a reason why the remote control is one of the dirtiest items in a home!!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 21 weeks ago

The Continental

"Why not alongside a tape measure ? "

Or draw the tape measure onto the dick……I’ve heard it’s been done before

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By *allySlinkyWoman 21 weeks ago

Leeds

"Why not alongside a tape measure ?

Or draw the tape measure onto the dick……I’ve heard it’s been done before

There is surely a joke to be made there:

King Richard (Dick) Ruler

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 21 weeks ago

The Continental

"Why not alongside a tape measure ?

Or draw the tape measure onto the dick……I’ve heard it’s been done before

There is surely a joke to be made there:

King Richard (Dick) Ruler"

I never thought of that when I did………I mean my mate did it.

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By *ossssMan 21 weeks ago

North East of England

Or a lighter

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By *ripfillMan 21 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"Why not alongside a tape measure ?

Or draw the tape measure onto the dick……I’ve heard it’s been done before

To great effect - I seem to remember!

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By *onSMan 21 weeks ago

Bradford

Soo I've got 2 types of lynx cans here

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By *orridgeCoupleCouple 21 weeks ago

Torridge

You really can’t beat a good size comparison picture tho 😜

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By *avexxMan 21 weeks ago

cheshire

i use amazon firestick remote about 4inch

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By *ickshawedCouple 21 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I thought they were just showing off that they could afford Sky.

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By *allySlinkyWoman 21 weeks ago

Leeds

"I thought they were just showing off that they could afford Sky. "

Is that a snub to Sunak ?

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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago

Well I used ring donuts to compare size now.

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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago

We haven't had a remote yet, we have had plenty Lynx cans and Monster Energy cans though.

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By (user no longer on site) 21 weeks ago

"Why do guys like to show how big there cok is by having it rest next to the remote control I have 3 remotes and all are different sizes?"

They just like to show off that they have SkyTv. … or other multiple hardware with remotes ….

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