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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next |
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A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. |
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The lady of the lake gave me the sword Excalibur. Listen mate, some watery tart dishing out scimitars is no form of government representation is it. Shut up peasant. See that brothers and sisters, I'm being repressed. |
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" You can't handle the truth "
" Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.
We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!"
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"I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
"Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing."
"This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." |
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"I had to say that one out loud, in the voice 
It’s genuinely impossible not to. Even in your head, you do the voice."
Ain't it funny how everyone can do Arnie's voice.
I do a great "Yo, Adrian" too |
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