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Alright lads🤜🤛
What was the last manly thing you did? |
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Watching this one…….I’d love to know what manly men get up to  |
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I actually had a shave last night.
First time in ages. |
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By *ou345Woman 10 weeks ago
Derby |
I'm not a man but.....
I bought myself a drill and fixed a fence. 💪😁 |
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"Chopped some firewood"
Currently winning, John |
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By *zeroMan 10 weeks ago
Glasgow |
Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands) |
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Sorted a wedgie that’s been annoying me all morning |
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"Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands)"
You had my respect till you washed your hands  |
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By *YDB75Man 10 weeks ago
East Yorkie |
Dropped a fart that cleared a room |
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I scratched my ball sack,before i shaved  |
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Gave up my bed and Slept on the sofa |
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Helped my pregnant mrs out of bed |
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"felled 10 trees in my garden "
Currently leading 🤜🤛 |
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Formed an arched doorway then made and fitted a curved door lining into it. |
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"Helped my pregnant mrs out of bed "
Those bills won't pay themselves  |
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By *rBobbMan 10 weeks ago
Birmingham |
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By *rBobbMan 10 weeks ago
Birmingham |
Currently doing my Ironing and not taking it to the ironing shop  |
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By *aprica2Couple 10 weeks ago
Addlestone |
Cam belt on the car and a big wheelie on my motorbike grrrrrr manly man man  |
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"Formed an arched doorway then made and fitted a curved door lining into it. "
Good work  |
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Changed the bed and did the washing. |
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Had a lovely morning with my teddy friends at my 5 year old daughter’s tea party, I even wore a unicorn hat 🧐.
The mr |
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Hid from my crazy 70 Yr old neighbour after knocking a flower pot over... crazy old lady  |
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Replaced a set of injectors on a Cummins euro 6 engine this morning |
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By *enk15Man 10 weeks ago
Evesham |
Sprayed myself with Old Spice. |
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Sharpened a stick with a pen knife for no reason at all |
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"Replaced a set of injectors on a Cummins euro 6 engine this morning "
Did she fire up 1st time?
I'm no good with cars so apologies if that makes no sense |
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"Sharpened a stick with a pen knife for no reason at all"
It's in your manly DNA |
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"Currently doing my Ironing and not taking it to the ironing shop "
🤣🤣 |
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Reversed 60 ft truck down a side road tighter than a mosquito’s asshole  |
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"Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands)"
Did you do the shakey thing to get the drips off first? |
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"Alright lads🤜🤛
What was the last manly thing you did?"
Brought all the shopping in with one trip. |
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Damn! Someone beat me to that! 🤦🏽♂️ |
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Watched a YouTube video, then explained the topic to someone like I was an expert |
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"Reversed 60 ft truck down a side road tighter than a mosquito’s asshole "
Well this explains Lou's broken fence panel |
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"Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands)
Did you do the shakey thing to get the drips off first? "
Milk action first (squeeze down the shaft), shake and wipe. |
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"Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands)
Did you do the shakey thing to get the drips off first? "
Milk action first (squeeze down the shaft), shake and wipe. |
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Did my domestic God duties, rock n roll ironing and washing up whilst listening to Motörhead |
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Lifted weights and grunted but I evened it out by plucking my wife’s eyebrows before work this morning. |
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Performed a 3-point turn in a country lane. Easy peasy cheddar cheesy. If a woman can do this in 15 manoeuvres or fewer then she is marriage material. 🚗↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃 |
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How about you OP? Did you spank your own ass? |
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"How about you OP? Did you spank your own ass? "
I just spilt a bit of my builders tea on the work tops. Did I get a cloth? No, I wiped it clean with my bare hands |
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"Alright lads🤜🤛
What was the last manly thing you did?"
Got rid of a spider, obviously |
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I fixed my car. |
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"Performed a 3-point turn in a country lane. Easy peasy cheddar cheesy. If a woman can do this in 15 manoeuvres or fewer then she is marriage material. 🚗↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃"
What’s a 3 point turn? I got 3 points for speeding does that count? |
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"How about you OP? Did you spank your own ass?
I just spilt a bit of my builders tea on the work tops. Did I get a cloth? No, I wiped it clean with my bare hands"
That'll teach you to spank your own ass while drinking tea. It's a mugs game |
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Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide. |
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By *lowhands7Man 10 weeks ago
South Leicestershire / Burton on Trent |
Opened my bonnet with the engine running, got oil/dirt over my hands and arms while pretending I knew what I was looking at  |
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By *AJMLKTV/TS 10 weeks ago
Burley |
Replaced the brake pads in my tractor and took it for a spin round the garden |
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"Waxed my bum hole
Mr "
impressive |
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By *lowhands7Man 10 weeks ago
South Leicestershire / Burton on Trent |
"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide."
That's actually mildly erotic lol |
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"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide."
Sounds like you could do with some of my special cream on that scratch |
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Plastered my bedroom wall IYKWIM 😉 |
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By *irthandgirthMan 10 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
I've just fitted a spare wheel for a lady who got a puncture on a country lane. |
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By *zeroMan 10 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"Lifted weights and grunted but I evened it out by plucking my wife’s eyebrows before work this morning."
More importantly, did you throw the weights down once you were finished? |
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Left the loo seat up too !!!!! |
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Also saved a baby hedghog from the middle of the main road manly style |
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"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide."
Making things out of pallet wood is sooooo 2010 |
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By *irthandgirthMan 10 weeks ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
Not the last thing, but in the last 2 weeks I fixed a bicycle for my neighbours daughter. I also stripped, cleaned, fixed and reassembled my cooker extractor hood. I sharpened my knives too (using stones and strops)
I also shave with an old style straight razor every day.
Do I still need more man points? |
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"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide.
Making things out of pallet wood is sooooo 2010"
So nit-picky, Willy 
If it helps, I left it rugged and didn't sand it smooth afterwards. |
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By *rPunxMan 10 weeks ago
Hull |
Built large industrial heating systems. |
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"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide.
Making things out of pallet wood is sooooo 2010
So nit-picky, Willy
If it helps, I left it rugged and didn't sand it smooth afterwards. "
Sanding is SUCH a girly thing to do. A real man enjoys the splinters in his bum when he sits down |
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"Made a shoe rack out of pallet wood, then scratched my arse before sitting down with my knees spread really wide.
Making things out of pallet wood is sooooo 2010
So nit-picky, Willy
If it helps, I left it rugged and didn't sand it smooth afterwards.
Sanding is SUCH a girly thing to do. A real man enjoys the splinters in his bum when he sits down "
Hence my scratching 💪💪💪 |
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Mmm, define manly?
- Got 1 son out of bed and dressed.
- Fed 1 son
- Took the another to the hair dressers.
- Educated him on nano particle usage in biologics, then went of piste, talked about biologics and screening applications. He loves software talk.
- Making something to eat shortly, he’s helping
- today I’ve been running a multi million dollar business unit
- meeting some coffin dodgers at a committee meeting
- telling my son that he’s normal and that it’s okay to ginger! As life limiting as it might be.
What is the definition of manly. For me role modelling to my sons and others how to be competent, capable, compassionate, courageous human being in today’s world. (Plus a few other things I cannot discuss here)
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Washed some windows on a fifteen storey building with my top off and using a a squeegee. Only to pause to drink from a can of Coca Cola.
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I hand forged a sword today aswell |
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"Had a lovely morning with my teddy friends at my 5 year old daughter’s tea party, I even wore a unicorn hat 🧐.
The mr "
Now this is 🔥🔥🔥 |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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I groaned when I sat down, the groaned as I got up. |
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Totally beat up a tiger for no reason. |
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"Performed a 3-point turn in a country lane. Easy peasy cheddar cheesy. If a woman can do this in 15 manoeuvres or fewer then she is marriage material. 🚗↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃
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What’s a 3 point turn? I got 3 points for speeding does that count?"
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Everything counts in large amounts. 🎶 |
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Suppressed my inner rage and pain to make sure that it explodes out in the form of a heart attack in 50 years time 👍 |
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I taught a tiger self defence after it got beaten up 💪👊🥋 |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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I taught a gerbil how to fight a tiger.
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Used a drill an hour ago |
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"I taught a gerbil how to fight a tiger.
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That gerbil’s going down I tell ya |
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"I taught a gerbil how to fight a tiger.
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Lemme attim!! |
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Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story! |
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By *aizyWoman 10 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story!"
Which is your favourite member of NKOTB? 🤔 |
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"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story!
Which is your favourite member of NKOTB? 🤔"
Jordan. 😳😬 |
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was craving a snack, so I had some ice cubes out the freezer |
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"I'm not a man but.....
I bought myself a drill and fixed a fence. 💪😁"
Didn't use a drill, and fixed a fence |
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"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story!
Which is your favourite member of NKOTB? 🤔"
Was Jordan. Still Jordan 😂😂 |
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Sorry I missed some posts had Chuck Norris on the phone asking for advice on being more Chuck Norris |
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By *aizyWoman 10 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story!
Which is your favourite member of NKOTB? 🤔
Was Jordan. Still Jordan 😂😂"
It was his brother Jon for me back in the day 😍 |
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"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story!"
god damn it now im dancing to nkotb damn you
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Slapped a fire breathing dragon for accumulating a number of daughters belonging to royalty hostage. He saw the error of his ways. |
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"Alright lads🤜🤛
What was the last manly thing you did?"
Left the toilet seat up |
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"Dancing to New Kids on the Block while no one is around. Current true story! god damn it now im dancing to nkotb damn you "
“Bring Back The Time”. Don’t just dance to NKTOB… you can dance to En Vogue, Rick Astley and Salt n’ Peppa! 😂😂😂 |
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By *eliWoman 10 weeks ago
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So much fap material, thank you Willy. |
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"Performed a 3-point turn in a country lane. Easy peasy cheddar cheesy. If a woman can do this in 15 manoeuvres or fewer then she is marriage material. 🚗↩️↪️⤴️⤵️🔃
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What’s a 3 point turn? I got 3 points for speeding does that count?
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Everything counts in large amounts. 🎶"
It's a competitive world |
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"Did my domestic God duties, rock n roll ironing and washing up whilst listening to Motörhead "
That's overkill |
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By *agic.MMan 10 weeks ago
Orpington |
Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building |
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By *aizyWoman 10 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building "
That is so manly 😋🤤😍 |
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"Sorry I missed some posts had Chuck Norris on the phone asking for advice on being more Chuck Norris"
Sorry I didn’t read this sooner. I was loading the wood my Gerbil has chopped for my open fire. |
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"Built a house "
What, a whole one in a day?! Kudos! |
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Arnie used to say I’ll be back in a bit and I made him use less words. Brevity is manliness. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 10 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
The last manly thing I did was a guy in a sex club  |
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"The last manly thing I did was a guy in a sex club "
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Spent the last 3 days using a chain saw , taken down 7 trees in my garden and even filed it sharp today and flattened the little grabbing teeth so it cuts faster. And I’ve made fires. I have rough hands like a manual worker now |
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"Spent the last 3 days using a chain saw , taken down 7 trees in my garden and even filed it sharp today and flattened the little grabbing teeth so it cuts faster. And I’ve made fires. I have rough hands like a manual worker now "
I'm not saying you're not manly but wouldn't it have been better to sharpen it first? It might have saved you a couple of days |
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Became a femboy. It's the most manly thing a man can do. |
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Showed my son how to fire a rifle from the prone position …. Was not expecting that when I got up this morning (admittedly it was a soft air on a 10m range). |
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"Became a femboy. It's the most manly thing a man can do."
Love that!!!! |
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"Became a femboy. It's the most manly thing a man can do."
Based |
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By *agic.MMan 10 weeks ago
Orpington |
"Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building
That is so manly 😋🤤😍"
And now I've just given myself a trim by using nothing but my viking axe 🪓 |
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By *lueLotusWoman 10 weeks ago
the wilderness |
Yep, swooning over all the Gaston's over here |
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I played football AND then had a pint of Guinness. Manly overload.
I'm just lads, lads, lads. |
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By *aizyWoman 10 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building
That is so manly 😋🤤😍
And now I've just given myself a trim by using nothing but my viking axe 🪓 "
Stop it!! 🥵 |
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I freed up my seised stopcock.
Not the most manly, but a relief. |
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I'm going to hire a scaffold tower tomorrow and erect it myself and change the facia and guttering |
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I was a very manly man until about five years ago when I became Lucy.
Before that very masculine, military, active, etc. all my life.
Now trying to get rid of my manly bits and loving girly things and much happier! |
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Not one of you said pissed on the toilet seat and didn't lift it up.
Disappointed.
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Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers? |
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By *agic.MMan 10 weeks ago
Orpington |
"Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building
That is so manly 😋🤤😍
And now I've just given myself a trim by using nothing but my viking axe 🪓
Stop it!! 🥵"
And in between all of that I also managed to squeeze in uploading a video on fab where I recreate the BYE BYE BYE choreography from Deadpool and Wolverine...because there's nothing manlier on this planet than 90s boy bands dancing...and that's FACTS |
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"Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers?"
That's a given really. |
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"Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers?"
Is it less manly if I admit to occasionally slipping a digit? |
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By *aizyWoman 10 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Did a 40 minute training montage listening to "eye of the tiger " on repeat...than finished it off with doing the splits shirtless on the rooftop of my apartment building
That is so manly 😋🤤😍
And now I've just given myself a trim by using nothing but my viking axe 🪓
Stop it!! 🥵
And in between all of that I also managed to squeeze in uploading a video on fab where I recreate the BYE BYE BYE choreography from Deadpool and Wolverine...because there's nothing manlier on this planet than 90s boy bands dancing...and that's FACTS"
I need a lie down after a cold shower!😍 |
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I fixed a puncture on my son’s bike. |
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"Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers?
Is it less manly if I admit to occasionally slipping a digit?"
Do you moan when it goes in? |
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My day to day is looking after my sons. I did have a wobble thinking doing what I do wasn’t manly, but comes down to it I’m a man doing it and that’s it. |
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"Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers?
Is it less manly if I admit to occasionally slipping a digit?
Do you moan when it goes in?"
Yes, but usually because my fingers aren't wide enough. |
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"I fixed a puncture on my son’s bike."
I gave a puncture to your son's bike and ran away laughing!! Mwah ha ha |
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"Washed some windows on a fifteen storey building with my top off and using a a squeegee. Only to pause to drink from a can of Coca Cola.
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You should have taken pics and uploaded them
I'm seriously impressed with the level of manliness the Fab man have demonstrated in this thread. What more could a woman want? |
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"Anyone scratch their arsehole and sniff their fingers?
Is it less manly if I admit to occasionally slipping a digit?
Do you moan when it goes in?
Yes, but usually because my fingers aren't wide enough."
You could use more than one. |
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I need a manly man to come to my bedroom.
And get rid of the spider on my wall.
There's a blow job in it for you.
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Had my snapped wrist screwed together without a general anaesthetic. Wide awake when the drill kicked in. |
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Watched Liz move some paving flags in a wheelbarrow and stack them where they need to be laid.
I thought it best not to help should she have an accident and I needed to call an ambulance.
I think its very manly to be so thoughtful. |
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I got lost while out driving and refused to ask for directions. |
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By *929Man 10 weeks ago
newcastle |
"Watched Liz move some paving flags in a wheelbarrow and stack them where they need to be laid.
I thought it best not to help should she have an accident and I needed to call an ambulance.
I think its very manly to be so thoughtful. "
Hahaha that was great is she laying them as well? |
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"Watched Liz move some paving flags in a wheelbarrow and stack them where they need to be laid.
I thought it best not to help should she have an accident and I needed to call an ambulance.
I think its very manly to be so thoughtful.
Hahaha that was great is she laying them as well? "
She's even used YouTube to find correct mix of sand and cement.
She said its addictive doing stuff like this.
Small area, 24 flags but looking great, finish this weekend.
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By *8on33Man 10 weeks ago
winfrith |
I chewed some beef jerky and wrestled an alligator. |
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"My day to day is looking after my sons. I did have a wobble thinking doing what I do wasn’t manly, but comes down to it I’m a man doing it and that’s it."
Absolutely, Ragnar |
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By *rispyDuckMan 10 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Told a milf I was flirting with ‘I’m gonna face fuck you, till your eyes run & ruin your makeup 💄’
She said “what”, told her it’s “what sir, and you’re gonna take it with enthusiasm & love it!” 😈
she replied with “yes sir” |
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"Did a pee standing up (yes I washed my hands)"
It’s not manly if you wash your hands |
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Climbed up my 110 meter crane this morning and off to rugby training tonight.
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I put up a shelf. Does that count? |
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"I put up a shelf. Does that count? "
Is it still up ? Haha |
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"Just about "
Haha job well done then mate |
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"Spent the last 3 days using a chain saw , taken down 7 trees in my garden and even filed it sharp today and flattened the little grabbing teeth so it cuts faster. And I’ve made fires. I have rough hands like a manual worker now
I'm not saying you're not manly but wouldn't it have been better to sharpen it first? It might have saved you a couple of days "
Look I’m learning okay
Well now , day 5 , I am now approaching ‘professional’ - every time I fill it will Petrol I sharpen the teeth a little , flatten the rakers and top up the bar oil. What did we do before U-Tube eh ? |
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"I'm not a man but.....
I bought myself a drill and fixed a fence. 💪😁"
Stop taking our jobs away. Next you will be wanting equal pay!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"felled 10 trees in my garden "
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers... |
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"Climbed up my 110 meter crane this morning and off to rugby training tonight.
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How do you play rugby in a crane? |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"I need a manly man to come to my bedroom.
And get rid of the spider on my wall.
There's a blow job in it for you.
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Your spider gives blow jobs! |
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