"Not sure if I’m the only size king, I’ve possibly invented the phrase, but I’m a self confessed SIZE KING. If your fanny is too slack for my 5 inches, move the ffff along.
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Charming. OP I suspect you’re about to alienate at least 175 women. And remember they don’t half natter to others…. |
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"Not sure if I’m the only size king, I’ve possibly invented the phrase, but I’m a self confessed SIZE KING. If your fanny is too slack for my 5 inches, move the ffff along.
Charming. OP I suspect you’re about to alienate at least 175 women. And remember they don’t half natter to others…."
172 by my calculation |
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"Not sure if I’m the only size king, I’ve possibly invented the phrase, but I’m a self confessed SIZE KING. If your fanny is too slack for my 5 inches, move the ffff along.
Charming. OP I suspect you’re about to alienate at least 175 women. And remember they don’t half natter to others….
172 by my calculation "
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By *essTTWoman 19 weeks ago
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"Not sure if I’m the only size king, I’ve possibly invented the phrase, but I’m a self confessed SIZE KING. If your fanny is too slack for my 5 inches, move the ffff along.
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Surely 'slackness' would refer to width not length?
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔
LvM not sure you 2 understand irony
Maybe I’m the one who has it wrong but I thought it was just a joke 🤷♂️"
Correct Dimples. You have an above average IQ, congrats. |
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔
LvM not sure you 2 understand irony
Maybe I’m the one who has it wrong but I thought it was just a joke 🤷♂️
Correct Dimples. You have an above average IQ, congrats. "
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"Not sure if I’m the only size king, I’ve possibly invented the phrase, but I’m a self confessed SIZE KING. If your fanny is too slack for my 5 inches, move the ffff along.
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That's me out, mines like a barrel
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔
LvM not sure you 2 understand irony
Check out the word Size King you invented on the Urban Dictionary on Google.  "
There's two different definitions on UB to be fair to the OP
"Size King
An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices"
That said if there was Darwin award for badly delivered jokes this is this gold standard
OP if I was you I'd own it and move on |
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔
LvM not sure you 2 understand irony
Check out the word Size King you invented on the Urban Dictionary on Google.
There's two different definitions on UB to be fair to the OP
"Size King
An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices"
That said if there was Darwin award for badly delivered jokes this is this gold standard
OP if I was you I'd own it and move on "
It also states a Size King will advertise his endowment to bait potential Size Queens..
There's no evidence.
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔
LvM not sure you 2 understand irony
Check out the word Size King you invented on the Urban Dictionary on Google.
There's two different definitions on UB to be fair to the OP
"Size King
An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices"
That said if there was Darwin award for badly delivered jokes this is this gold standard
OP if I was you I'd own it and move on "
Hilarious how serious people take themselves on this site, off all sites , deary me. Relax ,this is fab swingers .com and your called deplorable ice cream, it’s no biggy 😂 |
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔
LvM not sure you 2 understand irony
Check out the word Size King you invented on the Urban Dictionary on Google.
There's two different definitions on UB to be fair to the OP
"Size King
An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices"
That said if there was Darwin award for badly delivered jokes this is this gold standard
OP if I was you I'd own it and move on
Hilarious how serious people take themselves on this site, off all sites , deary me. Relax ,this is fab swingers .com and your called deplorable ice cream, it’s no biggy 😂"
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"I'm not sure you understand the meanings of the words "size" or "king" 🤔
LvM not sure you 2 understand irony
Check out the word Size King you invented on the Urban Dictionary on Google.
There's two different definitions on UB to be fair to the OP
"Size King
An individual who prefers penetrating tight orifices and/or being penetrated by small fallaces.
*Comparable to the Size Queen who prefers large fallaces and relaxed orifices"
That said if there was Darwin award for badly delivered jokes this is this gold standard
OP if I was you I'd own it and move on
Hilarious how serious people take themselves on this site, off all sites , deary me. Relax ,this is fab swingers .com and your called deplorable ice cream, it’s no biggy 😂"
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"Not sure if I’m the only size king, I’ve possibly invented the phrase, but I’m a self confessed SIZE KING. If your fanny is too slack for my 5 inches, move the ffff along.
Charming. OP I suspect you’re about to alienate at least 175 women. And remember they don’t half natter to others…."
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