Ok... I'm not taking the mick out of anyone but being new, some of the terms some folk use on here are a bit odd and make me laugh / cringe.
First up...
'Seeks heavy cummer' - how is this trait a deal breaker? I can't believe it's even brought up... how do you measure this??
'D&D free' - I've been told this is drug and disease free. Kind of goes without saying, what's the alternative..... a crack head with aids.
And my favourite of all...
'Gives oral to completion' - what a terribly unsexy way of saying you swallow. Completion?. ... as apposed to what? Telling you to pull your pants up and to f@#k off half way through.
Is it just me or does anyone else see this crap? Ladies this is what happens when you let your husband write your profile info.
BLOCK CAPITALS TO WARN ABOUT HOW YOU WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS N THAT NEVER FAIL TO AMUSE ME EITHER ********
Oh and what's the deal with Sydney university? How do I enroll for this perverted course?? |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
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'Seeks heavy cummer' - how is this trait a deal breaker? I can't believe it's even brought up... how do you measure this??
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I found a jiffy bag and the kitchen scales work quite well lol |
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'Seeks heavy cummer' - how is this trait a deal breaker? I can't believe it's even brought up... how do you measure this??
I found a jiffy bag and the kitchen scales work quite well lol"
I need something to bench mark against... I need to know if I'm light, medium or heavy.... maybe we could hold live heats with a prize for the heavy weight champ?? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
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'Seeks heavy cummer' - how is this trait a deal breaker? I can't believe it's even brought up... how do you measure this??
I found a jiffy bag and the kitchen scales work quite well lol
I need something to bench mark against... I need to know if I'm light, medium or heavy.... maybe we could hold live heats with a prize for the heavy weight champ?? "
You need those measuring pots that they give people at Fat Fighters Clubs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Seeks heavy cummer' - how is this trait a deal breaker? I can't believe it's even brought up... how do you measure this??
I found a jiffy bag and the kitchen scales work quite well lol
I need something to bench mark against... I need to know if I'm light, medium or heavy.... maybe we could hold live heats with a prize for the heavy weight champ?? "
I will judge
Got my clip board ready |
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'Seeks heavy cummer' - how is this trait a deal breaker? I can't believe it's even brought up... how do you measure this??
I found a jiffy bag and the kitchen scales work quite well lol
I need something to bench mark against... I need to know if I'm light, medium or heavy.... maybe we could hold live heats with a prize for the heavy weight champ??
I will judge
Got my clip board ready"
I think I've got this in the bag.... I've been told I'm a big wanker which is kind of the same thing isn't it? |
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'Seeks heavy cummer' - how is this trait a deal breaker? I can't believe it's even brought up... how do you measure this??
I found a jiffy bag and the kitchen scales work quite well lol
I need something to bench mark against... I need to know if I'm light, medium or heavy.... maybe we could hold live heats with a prize for the heavy weight champ??
I will judge
Got my clip board ready
I think I've got this in the bag.... I've been told I'm a big wanker which is kind of the same thing isn't it? "
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