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"Does anyone actually only use one sheet at a time?.
They are so small,you need at least 3....
Do people really have such small bums?
And NO I don't want pictures of gaping holes...or otherwise. 🙂"
Yes but I don’t wipe, just stuff it up there and soaks everything up nicely. Comes out with the following day’s plop. |
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To use 1 sheet the required method is as follows:
1st, locate the middle point of the sheet
2nd, carefully press middle finger through sheet at aforementioned point, sliding the sheet down to the base of the finger and resting flat on the palm of hand.
3rd, place palm flat on buttocks, using middle finger to remove debris from required area.
4th, remove hand from buttock and carefully pull the sheet up the middle finger, folding inwards and wiping finger clean as the sheet is removed from the finger.
This public information was brought to you free of charge and for no other reason than my desire to share and educate.  |
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By *a LunaWoman 10 weeks ago
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"To use 1 sheet the required method is as follows:
1st, locate the middle point of the sheet
2nd, carefully press middle finger through sheet at aforementioned point, sliding the sheet down to the base of the finger and resting flat on the palm of hand.
3rd, place palm flat on buttocks, using middle finger to remove debris from required area.
4th, remove hand from buttock and carefully pull the sheet up the middle finger, folding inwards and wiping finger clean as the sheet is removed from the finger.
This public information was brought to you free of charge and for no other reason than my desire to share and educate. "
*Post sponsored by Dettol Finger Scrub* |
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"To use 1 sheet the required method is as follows:
1st, locate the middle point of the sheet
2nd, carefully press middle finger through sheet at aforementioned point, sliding the sheet down to the base of the finger and resting flat on the palm of hand.
3rd, place palm flat on buttocks, using middle finger to remove debris from required area.
4th, remove hand from buttock and carefully pull the sheet up the middle finger, folding inwards and wiping finger clean as the sheet is removed from the finger.
This public information was brought to you free of charge and for no other reason than my desire to share and educate.
*Post sponsored by Dettol Finger Scrub*"
I should have added that this is also a highly effective method to use if you are wishing to cure yourself of nail biting habits  |
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"To use 1 sheet the required method is as follows:
1st, locate the middle point of the sheet
2nd, carefully press middle finger through sheet at aforementioned point, sliding the sheet down to the base of the finger and resting flat on the palm of hand.
3rd, place palm flat on buttocks, using middle finger to remove debris from required area.
4th, remove hand from buttock and carefully pull the sheet up the middle finger, folding inwards and wiping finger clean as the sheet is removed from the finger.
This public information was brought to you free of charge and for no other reason than my desire to share and educate. "
I scrolled that one back to the top to see if it was posted by he who I would have expected that from..
.. but it wasn't! |
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"To use 1 sheet the required method is as follows:
1st, locate the middle point of the sheet
2nd, carefully press middle finger through sheet at aforementioned point, sliding the sheet down to the base of the finger and resting flat on the palm of hand.
3rd, place palm flat on buttocks, using middle finger to remove debris from required area.
4th, remove hand from buttock and carefully pull the sheet up the middle finger, folding inwards and wiping finger clean as the sheet is removed from the finger.
This public information was brought to you free of charge and for no other reason than my desire to share and educate. "
You forgot folding the sheet in four and tearing off the corner at the join. This makes the hole in the middle.The corner of the bit you tore out can then be used to clean under the nail of the soiled finger. |
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"To use 1 sheet the required method is as follows:
1st, locate the middle point of the sheet
2nd, carefully press middle finger through sheet at aforementioned point, sliding the sheet down to the base of the finger and resting flat on the palm of hand.
3rd, place palm flat on buttocks, using middle finger to remove debris from required area.
4th, remove hand from buttock and carefully pull the sheet up the middle finger, folding inwards and wiping finger clean as the sheet is removed from the finger.
This public information was brought to you free of charge and for no other reason than my desire to share and educate.
You forgot folding the sheet in four and tearing off the corner at the join. This makes the hole in the middle.The corner of the bit you tore out can then be used to clean under the nail of the soiled finger."
Aah, yes, schoolboy error on my part. |
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"To use 1 sheet the required method is as follows:
1st, locate the middle point of the sheet
2nd, carefully press middle finger through sheet at aforementioned point, sliding the sheet down to the base of the finger and resting flat on the palm of hand.
3rd, place palm flat on buttocks, using middle finger to remove debris from required area.
4th, remove hand from buttock and carefully pull the sheet up the middle finger, folding inwards and wiping finger clean as the sheet is removed from the finger.
This public information was brought to you free of charge and for no other reason than my desire to share and educate.
You forgot folding the sheet in four and tearing off the corner at the join. This makes the hole in the middle.The corner of the bit you tore out can then be used to clean under the nail of the soiled finger.
Aah, yes, schoolboy error on my part. "
Sounds more like an origami lesson  |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Does anyone actually only use one sheet at a time?.
They are so small,you need at least 3....
Do people really have such small bums?
And NO I don't want pictures of gaping holes...or otherwise. 🙂"
Surely you mean one roll! |
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"I remember at school the toilet roll was like tracing paper. Then that awful pink one that never flushed "
It was called Izal, and was absolutely awful. Might aswell of used your hand or the bog brush instead |
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"Does anyone actually only use one sheet at a time?.
They are so small,you need at least 3....
Do people really have such small bums?
And NO I don't want pictures of gaping holes...or otherwise. 🙂"
I do, after a pee when wiping clean.
The other end needs a lot more |
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"Does anyone actually only use one sheet at a time?.
They are so small,you need at least 3....
Do people really have such small bums?
And NO I don't want pictures of gaping holes...or otherwise. 🙂
Yes but I don’t wipe, just stuff it up there and soaks everything up nicely. Comes out with the following day’s plop."
This made me spit my tea 🍵 out..
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"Baby wipes only …. 🚽
But you can't flush them down the toilet as they causes blockages in the sewers.  "
Correct ! Plus microplastics …. Beware of done brands
Please ensure biodegradable plus ok gif the environment ! |
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"Does anyone actually only use one sheet at a time?.
They are so small,you need at least 3....
Do people really have such small bums?
And NO I don't want pictures of gaping holes...or otherwise. 🙂"
3 ply is your friend |
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"Does anyone actually only use one sheet at a time?.
They are so small,you need at least 3....
Do people really have such small bums?
And NO I don't want pictures of gaping holes...or otherwise. 🙂
3 ply is your friend "
So one sheet of them is enough?. |
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"Why is it work toilet paper is the worst. Does anyone bring their own for these instances!?
It’s a conspiracy. They’re all in on it to stop you shitting on company time."
Haha! I think you've cracked it! Sneaky sneaky sneaky! |
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By *usie pTV/TS 10 weeks ago
taunton |
Gawd almighty no surprise we have global warming with this amount of natural resource being washed down the pan the government should be looking at installing modern toilets everywhere with the high pressure washer that comes out and gives you a wash off. |
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"That wouldn't be great after a gallon of Porter(Guinness) you'll nearly need the whole roll of bog roll"
As a pragmatist, I think I would only have to make a dietary mistake like that once in my life! |
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I use 4 at a time. We have 3 adult kids living at home and get through 24 rolls a week!! Haha
