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By (user no longer on site) OP 19 weeks ago

Should teach the alternative scientific theory that fat bottomed girls make the world go round

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By *agatoXXXMan 19 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I think that's a university post-grad thing.

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By *mmaleiaWoman 19 weeks ago

Trowbridge

It’s knowledge for the intelligent

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple 19 weeks ago

Lincoln

Is this not already a scientific fact? 🤓

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

We should teach that

"Thunder only happens when it's raining".

"Look up, I look up at night. Planets are moving at the speed of light."

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

We can teach them that

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.

Not that lions live in the jungle but they are usually asleep in the day and wake at dusk to hunt.

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By *zeroMan 19 weeks ago

Glasgow

Like the equation people=shit

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

In geography you can teach the following about Ethiopia

“Where nothing ever grows, no rain

or rivers flow”

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

We should teach "River Deep Mountain High"

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Just don't teach the ABbA "When I Kissed the Teacher"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 19 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Should teach the alternative scientific theory that fat bottomed girls make the world go round "

But they only make the *rocking* world go round. Not the rest of it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 19 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Which one of you will take Theology Classes and teach the FACTS that :-

God didn't make the little green apples

It don't snow in Indianappolis in the summer time

There's no such thing as Dr. Suess

No Disney Land

No mother Goose

No Nursery Rhymes ?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 19 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I would, but I’ve been drinking.

There's no such thing as Dr Seuss.

Vodka and tomato juice.

Disneyland or dipsomania,

Name your poison, pick a flavour …

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By *ickshawedCouple 19 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Which one of you will take Theology Classes and teach the FACTS that :-

God didn't make the little green apples

But he did put the colours in the rainbow

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 19 weeks ago

Essex

Now I’ve got an earworm

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By *alandNitaCouple 19 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"Should teach the alternative scientific theory that fat bottomed girls make the world go round "

Don't worry... we do

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