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I would like to have sex with some of the forum women
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!
You said you'd never tell  "
Sorry, I meant except for you. You really get around... That shouldn't have sounded better in my head  |
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"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!
You said you'd never tell
Sorry, I meant except for you. You really get around... That shouldn't have sounded better in my head "
Joe, it's fine. It's time I admitted openly that I'm about as sexually responsive as a sack of spuds. |
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"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!
You said you'd never tell
Sorry, I meant except for you. You really get around... That shouldn't have sounded better in my head
Joe, it's fine. It's time I admitted openly that I'm about as sexually responsive as a sack of spuds."
It's true, Joe😬 |
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"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!
You said you'd never tell
Sorry, I meant except for you. You really get around... That shouldn't have sounded better in my head
Joe, it's fine. It's time I admitted openly that I'm about as sexually responsive as a sack of spuds.
It's true, Joe😬"
Tbf, the sobbing is a bit off putting, Willy |
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"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!
You said you'd never tell
Sorry, I meant except for you. You really get around... That shouldn't have sounded better in my head
Joe, it's fine. It's time I admitted openly that I'm about as sexually responsive as a sack of spuds."
It sounds like we could be compatible. I've been told I'm a sack of shit.(poop) |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!
You said you'd never tell
Sorry, I meant except for you. You really get around... That shouldn't have sounded better in my head
Joe, it's fine. It's time I admitted openly that I'm about as sexually responsive as a sack of spuds.
It's true, Joe😬
Tbf, the sobbing is a bit off putting, Willy "
Ooooh... 🍿👀 |
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"No you wouldn't, they're all frigid AF!
You said you'd never tell
Sorry, I meant except for you. You really get around... That shouldn't have sounded better in my head
Joe, it's fine. It's time I admitted openly that I'm about as sexually responsive as a sack of spuds.
It's true, Joe😬
Tbf, the sobbing is a bit off putting, Willy "
You never told me John Wick's dog gets killed🥹🐶🪦 |
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By *eliWoman 11 weeks ago
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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible.
But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too.  "
And wanting to be part of that list. Not the best of company.
JK, forum women are the best women ever. |
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" forum women are the best women ever.
This was the joke part, right??
They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions
Kiss my ass 🤣"
OP I think that this may be a good sign.! You will kick yourself if you fallen asleep.   |
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"I like sucking water from sponges.
I once had a veri which described me as a sexual sponge. 🧽
Mrs TMN x
"She sucks the cum out of everything"
LvM
Do you often have a sponge full of cum?"
I’m never eating that Victoria Sponge again |
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"I like sucking water from sponges.
I once had a veri which described me as a sexual sponge. 🧽
Mrs TMN x
"She sucks the cum out of everything"
LvM
Do you often have a sponge full of cum?
I’m never eating that Victoria Sponge again "
That was my secret recipe you philistine!
LvM |
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"I like sucking water from sponges.
I once had a veri which described me as a sexual sponge. 🧽
Mrs TMN x
"She sucks the cum out of everything"
LvM
Do you often have a sponge full of cum?
I’m never eating that Victoria Sponge again
That was my secret recipe you philistine!
LvM"
That’s why you smiled when you said I should swallow |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣
I'm quite put out by that comment! 
They don’t put out either 🤣"
I take it that we are talking about the bins? |
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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible.
But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too.
And wanting to be part of that list. Not the best of company.
JK, forum women are the best women ever."
No they’re not. |
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" forum women are the best women ever.
This was the joke part, right??
They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions
A exception here ✌️🫥"
You’re very very intelligent. And a little bit funny too. |
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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible.
But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too.
And wanting to be part of that list. Not the best of company.
JK, forum women are the best women ever.
No they’re not. "
HOW DARE YOU |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
💯
350 plus fecking miles "
Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here. |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
💯
350 plus fecking miles
Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here. "
I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out"
Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you "
Bert and Ernie can confirm it. They are always there 😘 |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
💯
350 plus fecking miles
Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here.
I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her."
Thank you darling
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By *nnCeeWoman 10 weeks ago
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" forum women are the best women ever.
This was the joke part, right??
They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions
Kiss my ass 🤣"
I'd love to... May I kiss other parts too?!  |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you
Bert and Ernie can confirm it. They are always there 😘"
Oh yeah, they looooove to watch  |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you
Bert and Ernie can confirm it. They are always there 😘
Oh yeah, they looooove to watch "
They’re pervs too 😈 |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you
Bert and Ernie can confirm it. They are always there 😘
Oh yeah, they looooove to watch
They’re pervs too 😈"
Voyeurs! |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you
Bert and Ernie can confirm it. They are always there 😘
Oh yeah, they looooove to watch
They’re pervs too 😈"
Takes one to know one 😘 |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you
Bert and Ernie can confirm it. They are always there 😘
Oh yeah, they looooove to watch
They’re pervs too 😈
Takes one to know one 😘"
Nice tits ♥️ |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
💯
350 plus fecking miles
Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here.
I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her."
It’s a long trip down south!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you  |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
💯
350 plus fecking miles
Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here.
I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her.
It’s a long trip down south!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you "
You are so cheeky young ‘un |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
Is that not libellous? Don't defame LB's character, or she'll set Bert and Ernie on you "
She wouldn’t because she knows I’d enjoy that |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
💯
350 plus fecking miles
Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here.
I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her.
It’s a long trip down south!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you
You are so cheeky young ‘un "
Punish me
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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible.
But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too.
And wanting to be part of that list. Not the best of company.
JK, forum women are the best women ever.
No they’re not.
HOW DARE YOU"
Do you know what it is?
The women on the forum are a bit too clever for me. They don’t fall for my tricks to get them into bed. |
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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible.
But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too.
And wanting to be part of that list. Not the best of company.
JK, forum women are the best women ever.
No they’re not.
HOW DARE YOU
Do you know what it is?
The women on the forum are a bit too clever for me. They don’t fall for my tricks to get them into bed. "
You should try a club or social  |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
💯
350 plus fecking miles
Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here.
I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her.
It’s a long trip down south!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you
You are so cheeky young ‘un
Punish me
"
As if I could. But I will withhold your pocket money if you’re not nice 🤷♂️ |
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"I’d like to have sex with as many forum women as possible.
But like, there’s the slight issue of them having to find me attractive too.
And wanting to be part of that list. Not the best of company.
JK, forum women are the best women ever.
No they’re not.
HOW DARE YOU
Do you know what it is?
The women on the forum are a bit too clever for me. They don’t fall for my tricks to get them into bed.
You should try a club or social "
If that doesn’t work I’ll just try being attractive  |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
💯
350 plus fecking miles
Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here.
I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her.
It’s a long trip down south!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you
You are so cheeky young ‘un
Punish me
As if I could. But I will withhold your pocket money if you’re not nice 🤷♂️"
Oh no |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
#notallforumwomen 🤣
I think LittleBird is trying to tell us that she puts out
💯
350 plus fecking miles
Oh she’s lying anyway. Women be lying on here.
I’ll leave that to you Mr Pickle. I believe her.
Thank you darling
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Anytime for you lovely x |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣
I could comment, but I won't 🙊
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
Shhhh you 🤣 ... you know I didn't mean it like that  |
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" forum women are the best women ever.
This was the joke part, right??
They tend to be funnier and more intelligent but there are exceptions
Kiss my ass 🤣"
As you asked so nicely 😂
And i never said you were the exception, you are funny 😉😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣
We're not allowed to!
Are you cucked from a forum woman? "
In his dreams
We know that's what you all want |
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"Only some Lorenzo? Where's your ambition?
I don't have to organisational skills, or Excel ability to work through them *all*... yet
LvM"
Just imagining that kind little microsoft paperclip... "I see you're trying to create a sex spreadsheet, can I help?" |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Only some Lorenzo? Where's your ambition?
I don't have to organisational skills, or Excel ability to work through them *all*... yet
LvM"
*sigh* i guess we'll just keep *waiting* and hoping that one day you'll get organised |
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"Only some Lorenzo? Where's your ambition?
I don't have to organisational skills, or Excel ability to work through them *all*... yet
LvM
*sigh* i guess we'll just keep *waiting* and hoping that one day you'll get organised "
If you can put together an administrative team to handle the task, I'll put you at the top of the list 😘
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣
We're not allowed to!
Are you cucked from a forum woman?
In his dreams
We know that's what you all want "
You are in my dreams |
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"Everyone knows that forum women do not put out!!
Neither do forum men 🤣🤣🤣
We're not allowed to!
Are you cucked from a forum woman?
In his dreams
We know that's what you all want "
I want a shag, not just to sit there while someone else gets one. |
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