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 Gëntlemen, rÞgues, lotharios and knÄves...
When you have finished shaking hands with the bishop in the urinals please wash your hands afterwards! Please do this.
When did it ever become revoltingly fashionable to neglect the soap and water routine? đŸ
It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. đ€ą
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And wash them properly. Don't just run your fingers under the tap and wipe them on your filthy trousers you got from your filthy wardrobe in your filthy home where any normal person would've died of dysentery! |
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"Sadly this isn't just men
I know we can be progressive with pronouns - but I'm pretty sure you need to be a man to shake hands with the bishop- unless it's someone elses bishop?  "
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"And wash them properly. Don't just run your fingers under the tap and wipe them on your filthy trousers you got from your filthy wardrobe in your filthy home where any normal person would've died of dysentery!"
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Seriously Joe, it's nauseating. Our fellow brethren â those who are culpable â are letting us down. đ· |
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"And wash them properly. Don't just run your fingers under the tap and wipe them on your filthy trousers you got from your filthy wardrobe in your filthy home where any normal person would've died of dysentery!
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Seriously Joe, it's nauseating. Our fellow brethren â those who are culpable â are letting us down. đ·"
Or piss straight, if i had a pound for every pool of piss i have had to straddle i could buy an island!!
I feel like i need a shot of antibiotics after visiting the âgentsâ.
I feel your disgust Nero |
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"Gëntlemen, rÞgues, lotharios and knÄves...
When you have finished shaking hands with the bishop in the urinals please wash your hands afterwards! Please do this.
When did it ever become revoltingly fashionable to neglect the soap and water routine? đŸ
It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. đ€ą
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I have to say I'm surprised that you would frequent a water closet that didn't have a well dressed attendant providing hot towelsđł |
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"Gëntlemen, rÞgues, lotharios and knÄves...
When you have finished shaking hands with the bishop in the urinals please wash your hands afterwards! Please do this.
When did it ever become revoltingly fashionable to neglect the soap and water routine? đŸ
It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. đ€ą
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My office is near the mens. I can hear the blower going. I know who's a walker, not a washer in the executive offices |
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It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. đ€ą
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How much time are you spending in the gents looâs today OP?"
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I'm a lavatory attendant. By the very nature of the job I'm there all day, collecting my coins and spritzing cheap cologne on the punters. |
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It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. đ€ą
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How much time are you spending in the gents looâs today OP?
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I'm a lavatory attendant. By the very nature of the job I'm there all day, collecting my coins and spritzing cheap cologne on the punters."
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"Gëntlemen, rÞgues, lotharios and knÄves...
When you have finished shaking hands with the bishop in the urinals please wash your hands afterwards! Please do this.
When did it ever become revoltingly fashionable to neglect the soap and water routine? đŸ
It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. đ€ą
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I have to say I'm surprised that you would frequent a water closet that didn't have a well dressed attendant providing hot towelsđł"
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Not any more. It became prohibitively expensive because they expected a ÂŁ1 coin as a tip. Who on earth carries loose change anymore? I'd sooner carry loose women. |
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It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. đ€ą
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How much time are you spending in the gents looâs today OP?
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I'm a lavatory attendant. By the very nature of the job I'm there all day, collecting my coins and spritzing cheap cologne on the punters."
And coming up with clever songs about how different aftershaves will lead to sex? |
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"Gëntlemen, rÞgues, lotharios and knÄves...
When you have finished shaking hands with the bishop in the urinals please wash your hands afterwards! Please do this.
When did it ever become revoltingly fashionable to neglect the soap and water routine? đŸ
It's not the first time I've witnessed this today and I dread it won't be the last. đ€ą
My office is near the mens. I can hear the blower going. I know who's a walker, not a washer in the executive offices "
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 What did Covid ever do for us ( take on the life of Brian sketch ⊠)
It got people washing their hands and rightly too!
Dirty sods that do not wash thier hands properly are spreaders âŠ
If they do not wash their hands properly - they are leading the main spreaders of Nowra virus
** Do not eat the mints at the check out
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