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I would like to have sex with some of the forum men
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"to see if they're all talk 💋
Something seems afoot here 🤔🤔
They all say it's a foot when it's really only nine inches 
9 inches 🤪🤨🥺"
I'm talking fab nine inches. That's six on a good day with the wind in the right direction |
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"to see if they're all talk 💋"
In. Posssssibly.......
Please send vag pic and proof its your growler, I need to see the goods first.
Last time a woman sent me a vag picture it looked exactly like a bloke's knob.
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"to see if they're all talk 💋
In. Posssssibly.......
Please send vag pic and proof its your growler, I need to see the goods first.
Last time a woman sent me a vag picture it looked exactly like a bloke's knob.
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No worries, she sent this through to me with proof of ID. All I’ll say is that I’m glad that page of the passport is laminated. |
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"to see if they're all talk 💋
In. Posssssibly.......
Please send vag pic and proof its your growler, I need to see the goods first.
Last time a woman sent me a vag picture it looked exactly like a bloke's knob.
No worries, she sent this through to me with proof of ID. All I’ll say is that I’m glad that page of the passport is laminated."
They put vag pics on passports now? What a time to be alive! |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"to see if they're all talk 💋
In. Posssssibly.......
Please send vag pic and proof its your growler, I need to see the goods first.
Last time a woman sent me a vag picture it looked exactly like a bloke's knob.
No worries, she sent this through to me with proof of ID. All I’ll say is that I’m glad that page of the passport is laminated.
They put vag pics on passports now? What a time to be alive!"
Only for cunts and twats, really. |
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"We are. It's easier to moan about not getting meets than it is to shave our cock and balls, put on a nice outfit, and smell good for the women of Fab."
And don't forget we'd then have to "be able to hold a conversation" - I'm exhausted just thinking about it. And I'm quite enjoying the Paralympics, so I'll just keep the chat going here... |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Wow! Is this all it takes to get them into bed?
Taking notes for later, in case I decide I need to see if the forum men are all talk...
You don't Davina. Have more self respect. "
You're right Meli. |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"We are. It's easier to moan about not getting meets than it is to shave our cock and balls, put on a nice outfit, and smell good for the women of Fab.
And don't forget we'd then have to "be able to hold a conversation" - I'm exhausted just thinking about it. And I'm quite enjoying the Paralympics, so I'll just keep the chat going here..."
Not just before sex, but AFTER as well! Like you're actually supposed to care. I'm going back to my film anyway. |
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"to see if they're all talk 💋
In. Posssssibly.......
Please send vag pic and proof its your growler, I need to see the goods first.
Last time a woman sent me a vag picture it looked exactly like a bloke's knob.
No worries, she sent this through to me with proof of ID. All I’ll say is that I’m glad that page of the passport is laminated.
They put vag pics on passports now? What a time to be alive!
Only for cunts and twats, really."
That sounds like somebody is getting insulted, but I'm not sure who. |
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"We are. It's easier to moan about not getting meets than it is to shave our cock and balls, put on a nice outfit, and smell good for the women of Fab.
And don't forget we'd then have to "be able to hold a conversation" - I'm exhausted just thinking about it. And I'm quite enjoying the Paralympics, so I'll just keep the chat going here...
Not just before sex, but AFTER as well! Like you're actually supposed to care. I'm going back to my film anyway."
AFTER! What do they want? The moon on a stick! What time's MOTD on? |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"We are. It's easier to moan about not getting meets than it is to shave our cock and balls, put on a nice outfit, and smell good for the women of Fab.
And don't forget we'd then have to "be able to hold a conversation" - I'm exhausted just thinking about it. And I'm quite enjoying the Paralympics, so I'll just keep the chat going here...
Not just before sex, but AFTER as well! Like you're actually supposed to care. I'm going back to my film anyway.
AFTER! What do they want? The moon on a stick! What time's MOTD on?"
Something about a "connection" being built if you can believe that! I thought you'd want to give MOTD a miss tonight  |
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"... although I'm not sure I didn't trade my self respect for two glasses of chardonnay and a bottle of extra strong pøppers about 2 months ago...
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I'm just surprised there's anyone here with any self respect! |
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"Do they have to draw straws for who goes first?
Maybe there's an application form we have to fill in first. 
Paperwork? Stuff it!
Hopefully it will be multiple choice questions "
OK, who did you bribe with cake for the answer key? |
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"We are. It's easier to moan about not getting meets than it is to shave our cock and balls, put on a nice outfit, and smell good for the women of Fab.
And don't forget we'd then have to "be able to hold a conversation" - I'm exhausted just thinking about it. And I'm quite enjoying the Paralympics, so I'll just keep the chat going here...
Not just before sex, but AFTER as well! Like you're actually supposed to care. I'm going back to my film anyway.
AFTER! What do they want? The moon on a stick! What time's MOTD on?
Something about a "connection" being built if you can believe that! I thought you'd want to give MOTD a miss tonight "
Their demands are just getting silly now...
I'll be watching. I'm a football masochist. |
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"Do they have to draw straws for who goes first?
Maybe there's an application form we have to fill in first.
Paperwork? Stuff it!
Hopefully it will be multiple choice questions
OK, who did you bribe with cake for the answer key?"
Pfftt, maybe it was my charm and wit
Ok it was cake.  |
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"Do they have to draw straws for who goes first?
Maybe there's an application form we have to fill in first.
Paperwork? Stuff it!
Hopefully it will be multiple choice questions
OK, who did you bribe with cake for the answer key?
Pfftt, maybe it was my charm and wit
Ok it was cake. "
I can read you like a Mary Berry recipe book. |
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"Do they have to draw straws for who goes first?
Maybe there's an application form we have to fill in first.
Paperwork? Stuff it!
Hopefully it will be multiple choice questions
OK, who did you bribe with cake for the answer key?
Pfftt, maybe it was my charm and wit
Ok it was cake.
I can read you like a Mary Berry recipe book."
Am I that predictable? |
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"Do they have to draw straws for who goes first?
Maybe there's an application form we have to fill in first.
Paperwork? Stuff it!
Hopefully it will be multiple choice questions
OK, who did you bribe with cake for the answer key?
Pfftt, maybe it was my charm and wit
Ok it was cake.
I can read you like a Mary Berry recipe book.
Am I that predictable? "
Hey.... Don't you diss Queen Mary! |
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"I withdraw my suggestion in drawing straws.
One of those ticket machines like at the butchers counter would be much more effective "
How about one of those bingo machine with a handle? Adds some excitement about who’s next! |
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By *vaRose43Woman 11 weeks ago
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"I withdraw my suggestion in drawing straws.
One of those ticket machines like at the butchers counter would be much more effective
How about one of those bingo machine with a handle? Adds some excitement about who’s next!"
May the odds be ever in your favour 🤣 |
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"Is each woman having their own ticket machine?
This is gonna get complicated
Wait I thought this was a train nana was pulling ? I’ve never fancied being part of a locomotive "
I thought Nanna was the station? |
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"Is each woman having their own ticket machine?
This is gonna get complicated
Wait I thought this was a train nana was pulling ? I’ve never fancied being part of a locomotive "
Sounds like Nanna will be pulling more than a train  |
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"Have e narrowed down who’s having sex and who’s talking yet?!?
From what I've seen, The Times crossword will be easier to sort out. 
And that's without taking the cake into account."
That's 4 across |
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"Have e narrowed down who’s having sex and who’s talking yet?!?
From what I've seen, The Times crossword will be easier to sort out.
New thread for Sundays crossword clues? 😂😂"
This is Fab, not Mensa. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Totally forgot about this thread.
Look who's all talk now 😳
Lol.
I got distracted by a bottle of JD and a hot man on my phone 😁"
What? Could he not find a lynx bottle or TV remote like any normal man! |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 10 weeks ago
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"Totally forgot about this thread.
Look who's all talk now 😳
Lol.
I got distracted by a bottle of JD and a hot man on my phone 😁
What? Could he not find a lynx bottle or TV remote like any normal man!"
If it measured up to a JD bottle I'd be fucked.
Or not. |
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"Totally forgot about this thread.
Look who's all talk now 😳
Lol.
I got distracted by a bottle of JD and a hot man on my phone 😁
What? Could he not find a lynx bottle or TV remote like any normal man!
If it measured up to a JD bottle I'd be fucked.
Or not."
Hopefully not square. |
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"to see if they're all talk 💋
All talk about what?
I can talk endlessly about sci fi and fantasy
Which is more interesting than sex talk. In my opinion."
Didn't your mammy tell you it's rude to talk with you mouth full |
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By *ad Nanna OP Woman 10 weeks ago
East London |
"to see if they're all talk 💋
All talk about what?
I can talk endlessly about sci fi and fantasy
Which is more interesting than sex talk. In my opinion.
Didn't your mammy tell you it's rude to talk with you mouth full"
I'm doing the listening. |
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"to see if they're all talk 💋
All talk about what?
I can talk endlessly about sci fi and fantasy
Which is more interesting than sex talk. In my opinion.
Didn't your mammy tell you it's rude to talk with you mouth full
Ah right, ok
I'm doing the listening. "
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