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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!
Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter  "
Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??
I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Not that springs to mind.
So... how does one get an invite? Asking for me 😇
LvM"
Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang! |
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"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!
Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter
Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??
I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling! "
I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.
Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"... I'm talking to an experienced gang bang organiser
Just do it, you know you want to. "
My body definitely wants to.. Just need to switch my head off..... "what if they have an STD midnight", "what if you don't like their cocks midnight", "what if they don't like you midnight" 
It won't switch off! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Pity your inbox, Midnight...
I'll have you know its highly scrubbed and moisturised 
I expect nothing less."
... also, it's like a car... Handful of owmers, regularly serviced |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!
Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter
Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??
I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!
I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.
Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil "
I bet your mates love it!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Are you down for it?
I'm alternating between 'fuck yeah' and 'wtf are you doing midnight!!' "
Stick with the "wtf are you doing Midnight" - unless of course you are going to organise an all female orgy with Prey (and make sure you invite Raven, cos we know she has gone off penii)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"They might be organising the people but so long as you remind people what to expect at the start, everything should flow nicely after that"
Lol.. Let's hope I'm not gagged! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Are you down for it?
I'm alternating between 'fuck yeah' and 'wtf are you doing midnight!!'
Stick with the "wtf are you doing Midnight" - unless of course you are going to organise an all female orgy with Prey (and make sure you invite Raven, cos we know she has gone off penii) "
Hehe an all female orgy should be super easy to organise |
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"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!
Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter
Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??
I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!
I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.
Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil
I bet your mates love it!! "
Once you get to know me, yes I have them in stitches.
Don’t ask me what i think of your new hairstyle if you’re not sure about it!!
Although your always guaranteed a honest opinion off me 😂
In regards to your GB, i know someone who had one.
They used a blindfold and the organiser made sure everyone had it sheathed 
Give it a try, if you like it great and if it’s not for you.
Well you gave it a go and at least you can say you gave it a go  |
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
I hear Midnight knows someone...
LvM"
Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!
Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter
Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??
I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!
I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.
Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil
I bet your mates love it!!
Once you get to know me, yes I have them in stitches.
Don’t ask me what i think of your new hairstyle if you’re not sure about it!!
Although your always guaranteed a honest opinion off me 😂
In regards to your GB, i know someone who had one.
They used a blindfold and the organiser made sure everyone had it sheathed
Give it a try, if you like it great and if it’s not for you.
Well you gave it a go and at least you can say you gave it a go "
Oooo all those girls who say 'does my bum look big in this'
Did your friend like her gb?
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
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So you mean the Pickles Picnics are not organised gangbangs!  "
I didnt say that 😉
But it’s always nice to have more GBs 🤷♂️ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Less have you had..
More how many have you had in the last hour 🤣🤣
I’m referring to foot in mouth mom era and not gangbangs. Just to be clear "
I was thinking crikey misty is hopeful! |
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No story starts with ‘I stayed in last night…’
The several we’ve spoken to have failed miserably in sending pics of the other guys who’ll be taking part…as much as C would love one, she’s wanting guys she’s attracted to or at 7’s if she’s worked up enough 😛
K |
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"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!
Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter
Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??
I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!
I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.
Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil
I bet your mates love it!!
Once you get to know me, yes I have them in stitches.
Don’t ask me what i think of your new hairstyle if you’re not sure about it!!
Although your always guaranteed a honest opinion off me 😂
In regards to your GB, i know someone who had one.
They used a blindfold and the organiser made sure everyone had it sheathed
Give it a try, if you like it great and if it’s not for you.
Well you gave it a go and at least you can say you gave it a go
Oooo all those girls who say 'does my bum look big in this'
Did your friend like her gb?
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I tactfully say another dress would look better but they seem to get what i am implying!!
I have said yes before
Urrmm it was an experience she doesn’t regret but decided it wasn’t for them x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
I hear Midnight knows someone...
LvM
Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘"
Haha the forum hive would implode |
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
I hear Midnight knows someone...
LvM
Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘"
All inside ‘er knowledge 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
So you mean the Pickles Picnics are not organised gangbangs! "
I think children screaming in the park might not be a good endorsement |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
I hear Midnight knows someone...
LvM
Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘
Haha the forum hive would implode "
How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"No story starts with ‘I stayed in last night…’
The several we’ve spoken to have failed miserably in sending pics of the other guys who’ll be taking part…as much as C would love one, she’s wanting guys she’s attracted to or at 7’s if she’s worked up enough 😛
K"
See... too picky
Stick a blindfold on her and tell her they are all 8s!
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!
Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter
Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??
I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!
I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.
Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil
I bet your mates love it!!
Once you get to know me, yes I have them in stitches.
Don’t ask me what i think of your new hairstyle if you’re not sure about it!!
Although your always guaranteed a honest opinion off me 😂
In regards to your GB, i know someone who had one.
They used a blindfold and the organiser made sure everyone had it sheathed
Give it a try, if you like it great and if it’s not for you.
Well you gave it a go and at least you can say you gave it a go
Oooo all those girls who say 'does my bum look big in this'
Did your friend like her gb?
I tactfully say another dress would look better but they seem to get what i am implying!!
I have said yes before
Urrmm it was an experience she doesn’t regret but decided it wasn’t for them x"
So tactful
Well there is only one way to know if you like something i guess! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
I hear Midnight knows someone...
LvM
Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘
All inside ‘er knowledge 🤣"
🤣🤣 |
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
I hear Midnight knows someone...
LvM
Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘
Haha the forum hive would implode
How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?"
Just saying in should do it… 😉 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
I hear Midnight knows someone...
LvM
Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘
Haha the forum hive would implode
How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?"
I'll be seeking written submissions, covering key points around participant:
stats, experience, staying power, ability to play nicely with others and quality of snacks  |
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"No story starts with ‘I stayed in last night…’
The several we’ve spoken to have failed miserably in sending pics of the other guys who’ll be taking part…as much as C would love one, she’s wanting guys she’s attracted to or at 7’s if she’s worked up enough 😛
K
See... too picky
Stick a blindfold on her and tell her they are all 8s!
"
If they are going to be completely random we’d be best going to a club for that and easier to arrange too as they’d be there anyway 😛
I’ve gone up to 3 people (including myself) with C blindfolded but a GB I think she’d want to see them…then the blindfold can go back on 😉
K
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
I hear Midnight knows someone...
LvM
Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘
Haha the forum hive would implode
How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?
I'll be seeking written submissions, covering key points around participant:
stats, experience, staying power, ability to play nicely with others and quality of snacks "
I'll make a start on my powerpoint presentation then, I'll be honest the most detailed and indepth bit is going to be about snacks, if I'm really honest it will all be all about snacks! |
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
I hear Midnight knows someone...
LvM
Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘
Haha the forum hive would implode
How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?
I'll be seeking written submissions, covering key points around participant:
stats, experience, staying power, ability to play nicely with others and quality of snacks
I'll make a start on my powerpoint presentation then, I'll be honest the most detailed and indepth bit is going to be about snacks, if I'm really honest it will all be all about snacks!"
Snacks are definitely important. Haribo for the win ♥️ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"No story starts with ‘I stayed in last night…’
The several we’ve spoken to have failed miserably in sending pics of the other guys who’ll be taking part…as much as C would love one, she’s wanting guys she’s attracted to or at 7’s if she’s worked up enough 😛
K
See... too picky
Stick a blindfold on her and tell her they are all 8s!
If they are going to be completely random we’d be best going to a club for that and easier to arrange too as they’d be there anyway 😛
I’ve gone up to 3 people (including myself) with C blindfolded but a GB I think she’d want to see them…then the blindfold can go back on 😉
K
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 , my brain doesn't need any more reasons to look for excuses! Don't put me off |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
I hear Midnight knows someone...
LvM
Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘
Haha the forum hive would implode
How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?
I'll be seeking written submissions, covering key points around participant:
stats, experience, staying power, ability to play nicely with others and quality of snacks
I'll make a start on my powerpoint presentation then, I'll be honest the most detailed and indepth bit is going to be about snacks, if I'm really honest it will all be all about snacks!
Snacks are definitely important. Haribo for the win ♥️"
Haribo worms will be a must 🪱 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
I hear Midnight knows someone...
LvM
Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘
Haha the forum hive would implode
How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?
I'll be seeking written submissions, covering key points around participant:
stats, experience, staying power, ability to play nicely with others and quality of snacks
I'll make a start on my powerpoint presentation then, I'll be honest the most detailed and indepth bit is going to be about snacks, if I'm really honest it will all be all about snacks!"
Snacks counts 90% of the judging points |
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"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!
Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter
Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??
I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!
I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.
Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil
I bet your mates love it!!
Once you get to know me, yes I have them in stitches.
Don’t ask me what i think of your new hairstyle if you’re not sure about it!!
Although your always guaranteed a honest opinion off me 😂
In regards to your GB, i know someone who had one.
They used a blindfold and the organiser made sure everyone had it sheathed
Give it a try, if you like it great and if it’s not for you.
Well you gave it a go and at least you can say you gave it a go
Oooo all those girls who say 'does my bum look big in this'
Did your friend like her gb?
I tactfully say another dress would look better but they seem to get what i am implying!!
I have said yes before
Urrmm it was an experience she doesn’t regret but decided it wasn’t for them x
So tactful
Well there is only one way to know if you like something i guess! "
Exactly my thoughts, we only have one life and we learn by doing 😉 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"My daily oh fuck……driving 28 miles to go and tidy my workshop, only to get there and discover I’ve left the keys at home.
What a twat!"
Oh fuck!! That is a moment
Ummm can i ask why you don't:
A) put the key onto your car key fob
B) keep the key in your car
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"That will be several Oh Fucks then!!
Just had one….i must try harder to have a filter
Oh crap haha did you manage to save yourself??
I often have to remember my face is visible on work zoom calls and stop my eyes from rolling!
I suffer from foot in mouth syndrome so pulling said foot out of my mouth and actually using my brain in my next response usually smooths things over.
Not having much of a filter is a genuine medical condition for me and it either makes you laugh or your blood boil
I bet your mates love it!!
Once you get to know me, yes I have them in stitches.
Don’t ask me what i think of your new hairstyle if you’re not sure about it!!
Although your always guaranteed a honest opinion off me 😂
In regards to your GB, i know someone who had one.
They used a blindfold and the organiser made sure everyone had it sheathed
Give it a try, if you like it great and if it’s not for you.
Well you gave it a go and at least you can say you gave it a go
Oooo all those girls who say 'does my bum look big in this'
Did your friend like her gb?
I tactfully say another dress would look better but they seem to get what i am implying!!
I have said yes before
Urrmm it was an experience she doesn’t regret but decided it wasn’t for them x
So tactful
Well there is only one way to know if you like something i guess!
Exactly my thoughts, we only have one life and we learn by doing 😉"
I'm very much bracing the 'life is short' perspective in all aspects of my life |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
So you mean the Pickles Picnics are not organised gangbangs!
I think children screaming in the park might not be a good endorsement "
Damn, I thought the screaming came from the women enjoying themselves - I get so confused by these things! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
So you mean the Pickles Picnics are not organised gangbangs!
I think children screaming in the park might not be a good endorsement
Damn, I thought the screaming came from the women enjoying themselves - I get so confused by these things!"
I can see why at your age why don't you sit down and I'll bring you a nice cup of horlicks xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
So you mean the Pickles Picnics are not organised gangbangs!
I think children screaming in the park might not be a good endorsement
Damn, I thought the screaming came from the women enjoying themselves - I get so confused by these things!
I can see why at your age why don't you sit down and I'll bring you a nice cup of horlicks xx"
Will there be chocolate digestives to go with the horlicks please (and thank you)? |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"... I'm talking to an experienced gang bang organiser
Just do it, you know you want to.
My body definitely wants to.. Just need to switch my head off..... "what if they have an STD midnight", "what if you don't like their cocks midnight", "what if they don't like you midnight"
It won't switch off! "
ah hum, a little question. I note from somebodies profile that they record on their sexual health negative re chlamydia and gonorrhoea, but there is silence on trichomonas, syphilis and HIV (just saying )
At this point I feel I may be banished to the naughty step for a very long time (just provide me with a cushion for my aging arse as those wooden stairs can be quite uncomfy and cold). Also. I would like to take the horlicks and biscuits with me if that is OK. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
So you mean the Pickles Picnics are not organised gangbangs!
I think children screaming in the park might not be a good endorsement
Damn, I thought the screaming came from the women enjoying themselves - I get so confused by these things!
I can see why at your age why don't you sit down and I'll bring you a nice cup of horlicks xx
Will there be chocolate digestives to go with the horlicks please (and thank you)?"
i fear they may be too stimulating |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"... I'm talking to an experienced gang bang organiser
Just do it, you know you want to.
My body definitely wants to.. Just need to switch my head off..... "what if they have an STD midnight", "what if you don't like their cocks midnight", "what if they don't like you midnight"
It won't switch off!
ah hum, a little question. I note from somebodies profile that they record on their sexual health negative re chlamydia and gonorrhoea, but there is silence on trichomonas, syphilis and HIV (just saying )
At this point I feel I may be banished to the naughty step for a very long time (just provide me with a cushion for my aging arse as those wooden stairs can be quite uncomfy and cold). Also. I would like to take the horlicks and biscuits with me if that is OK. "
Ohhhh... Well let me put your mind at rest - Syphilis and HIV were clear in my last test (Q1) .... I've requested Trichomoniasis from the doctor previously as part of the standard STD testing, but been refused it... So i don't know how you get it?? |
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"My daily oh fuck……driving 28 miles to go and tidy my workshop, only to get there and discover I’ve left the keys at home.
What a twat!"
This is the sort of moment I was expecting the thread to be about,rather than to be about gang bangs! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"My daily oh fuck……driving 28 miles to go and tidy my workshop, only to get there and discover I’ve left the keys at home.
What a twat!
This is the sort of moment I was expecting the thread to be about,rather than to be about gang bangs!"
Yes me too
I think it was my fault for going first |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"... I'm talking to an experienced gang bang organiser
Just do it, you know you want to.
My body definitely wants to.. Just need to switch my head off..... "what if they have an STD midnight", "what if you don't like their cocks midnight", "what if they don't like you midnight"
It won't switch off!
ah hum, a little question. I note from somebodies profile that they record on their sexual health negative re chlamydia and gonorrhoea, but there is silence on trichomonas, syphilis and HIV (just saying )
At this point I feel I may be banished to the naughty step for a very long time (just provide me with a cushion for my aging arse as those wooden stairs can be quite uncomfy and cold). Also. I would like to take the horlicks and biscuits with me if that is OK.
Ohhhh... Well let me put your mind at rest - Syphilis and HIV were clear in my last test (Q1) .... I've requested Trichomoniasis from the doctor previously as part of the standard STD testing, but been refused it... So i don't know how you get it?? "
Now gorgeous OP, I was not attributing this to you, cos I know you are pure as the driven snow (well possibly tainted snow following a yellow snow warning).
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"You will have to message us and let us know who's organising it for you, a gangbang is on our bucket list "
In my experience it varies between guys/cpls saying she can take it every hole, squirts, can deepthroat and will only be 3-4 guys max, sometimes if she gets wild she likes to be pissed on. To the other range of I like the the look of you, here's her profile, if interested it'd be great to have you along.
In either case you need a little something from the woman as far as simple do's and don'ts - condoms, any aches, free flowing or ganged, as some do just want a sit in or their balls in a neck. |
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By *heBelladonnaWoman 12 weeks ago
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Midnight, you delicious lady you, when you quiet the mind, open the gash and throughly enjoy yourself in the pleasure of what this could be, please may I be the first in the queue to hear all about it?
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"Blimey woman!
I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂
i can't imagine doing it with people i know "
True, imagine recognising them from their LinkedIn profile |
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"Blimey woman!
I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂
i can't imagine doing it with people i know "
I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣 |
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"Midnight, you delicious lady you, when you quiet the mind, open the gash and throughly enjoy yourself in the pleasure of what this could be, please may I be the first in the queue to hear all about it?
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I'm organising a gang bang as it happens  |
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We're having a gang bang
We're having a ball
We're having a gang bang
Against the wall
We'd like you to join us
It's part of the fun!
Oh a gang bang is the thing to do
But it takes more than one
A gang bang is a game we play
It's something of joke
It's lots of hokey-pokey
Less hokes and lots of pokes
It's for the girls and for the boys
It livens up the night
It's better when you're crowded
And when you're packed in tight
Mr |
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"Blimey woman!
I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂
i can't imagine doing it with people i know
I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣"
What's wrong with Bob from the corner shop, he's always been nice to me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"You will have to message us and let us know who's organising it for you, a gangbang is on our bucket list
In my experience it varies between guys/cpls saying she can take it every hole, squirts, can deepthroat and will only be 3-4 guys max, sometimes if she gets wild she likes to be pissed on. To the other range of I like the the look of you, here's her profile, if interested it'd be great to have you along.
In either case you need a little something from the woman as far as simple do's and don'ts - condoms, any aches, free flowing or ganged, as some do just want a sit in or their balls in a neck."
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"Midnight, you delicious lady you, when you quiet the mind, open the gash and throughly enjoy yourself in the pleasure of what this could be, please may I be the first in the queue to hear all about it?
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I will write it up for the stories /fantasy forum |
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By *heBelladonnaWoman 12 weeks ago
A dazzling place you never knew |
"Midnight, you delicious lady you, when you quiet the mind, open the gash and throughly enjoy yourself in the pleasure of what this could be, please may I be the first in the queue to hear all about it?
I will write it up for the stories /fantasy forum "
I was thinking you whispering it in my ear… |
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"Blimey woman!
I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂
i can't imagine doing it with people i know
True, imagine recognising them from their LinkedIn profile "
Oh christ why did you say that |
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"You will have to message us and let us know who's organising it for you, a gangbang is on our bucket list
In my experience it varies between guys/cpls saying she can take it every hole, squirts, can deepthroat and will only be 3-4 guys max, sometimes if she gets wild she likes to be pissed on. To the other range of I like the the look of you, here's her profile, if interested it'd be great to have you along.
In either case you need a little something from the woman as far as simple do's and don'ts - condoms, any aches, free flowing or ganged, as some do just want a sit in or their balls in a neck.
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"Blimey woman!
I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂
i can't imagine doing it with people i know
True, imagine recognising them from their LinkedIn profile
Oh christ why did you say that "
Because if you’re already a bit anxious, making you panic is funny?
You’ll have an awesome time, enjoy it! |
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"Blimey woman!
I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂
i can't imagine doing it with people i know
I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣"
Bob’s not at the corner shop… he’s in bed 😉 |
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"Blimey woman!
I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂
i can't imagine doing it with people i know
I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣
Bob’s not at the corner shop… he’s in bed 😉"
🤣❤️🥰 |
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"Midnight, you delicious lady you, when you quiet the mind, open the gash and throughly enjoy yourself in the pleasure of what this could be, please may I be the first in the queue to hear all about it?
I will write it up for the stories /fantasy forum "
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By *HUSH-Man 12 weeks ago
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"... I'm talking to an experienced gang bang organiser
Just do it, you know you want to.
My body definitely wants to.. Just need to switch my head off..... "what if they have an STD midnight", "what if you don't like their cocks midnight", "what if they don't like you midnight"
It won't switch off! "
It’s incredibly easy to get tested these days. Zults app is also great for 3rd party verification and gives you a list of what you’ve been tested for. Super easy to use and it’s free. If they can’t be bothered to get tested and verify themselves as clean are they even worthy to begin with?
Just my 2 cents. Hope you have fun
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By *rBobbMan 12 weeks ago
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"Blimey woman!
I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂
i can't imagine doing it with people i know
I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣
Bob’s not at the corner shop… he’s in bed 😉"
I am and I'm not guilty |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 12 weeks ago
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
I hear Midnight knows someone...
LvM
Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘
Haha the forum hive would implode
How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?
I'll be seeking written submissions, covering key points around participant:
stats, experience, staying power, ability to play nicely with others and quality of snacks
I'll make a start on my powerpoint presentation then, I'll be honest the most detailed and indepth bit is going to be about snacks, if I'm really honest it will all be all about snacks!
Snacks counts 90% of the judging points "
Fwiw, I make fabulous date slices... |
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"Blimey woman!
I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂
i can't imagine doing it with people i know
I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣
Bob’s not at the corner shop… he’s in bed 😉"
😂❤️ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Blimey woman!
I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂
i can't imagine doing it with people i know
I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣"
I just gave Bob a veri |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Midnight, you delicious lady you, when you quiet the mind, open the gash and throughly enjoy yourself in the pleasure of what this could be, please may I be the first in the queue to hear all about it?
I'm organising a gang bang as it happens "
wow they are just like busses.. You wait for one and suddenly they all turn up together! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"We're having a gang bang
We're having a ball
We're having a gang bang
Against the wall
We'd like you to join us
It's part of the fun!
Oh a gang bang is the thing to do
But it takes more than one
A gang bang is a game we play
It's something of joke
It's lots of hokey-pokey
Less hokes and lots of pokes
It's for the girls and for the boys
It livens up the night
It's better when you're crowded
And when you're packed in tight
Mr "
I'll be chanting that in my head!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Midnight, you delicious lady you, when you quiet the mind, open the gash and throughly enjoy yourself in the pleasure of what this could be, please may I be the first in the queue to hear all about it?
I will write it up for the stories /fantasy forum
I was thinking you whispering it in my ear…"
See this is why i can't get laid 🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Blimey woman!
I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂
i can't imagine doing it with people i know
True, imagine recognising them from their LinkedIn profile
Oh christ why did you say that
Because if you’re already a bit anxious, making you panic is funny?
You’ll have an awesome time, enjoy it!"
I'm gonna have to wear a paper bag |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"... I'm talking to an experienced gang bang organiser
Just do it, you know you want to.
My body definitely wants to.. Just need to switch my head off..... "what if they have an STD midnight", "what if you don't like their cocks midnight", "what if they don't like you midnight"
It won't switch off!
It’s incredibly easy to get tested these days. Zults app is also great for 3rd party verification and gives you a list of what you’ve been tested for. Super easy to use and it’s free. If they can’t be bothered to get tested and verify themselves as clean are they even worthy to begin with?
Just my 2 cents. Hope you have fun
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Yep, that might have to be one of the requirements |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"Blimey woman!
I love the idea but not with randoms. But maybe that's not the point of a GB. 😂
i can't imagine doing it with people i know
I meant trusted play partners. Not Bob from the corner shop 🤣
Bob’s not at the corner shop… he’s in bed 😉
I am and I'm not guilty "
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"I am meant to be dieting, but I thought oh fuck it and called at Gregg's.
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Such a good choice.. I had to go to two yesterday to find a vegan sausage roll! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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Offtttt 😈😈 i often feel like someone should organise a forum orgy /gang bang!
In 💯
I hear Midnight knows someone...
LvM
Yep… she’s going to organise the forum one after learning all the insider knowledge 😘
Haha the forum hive would implode
How will you be organising it Midnight? Will it be a simple in, or a swipe right type of thing?
I'll be seeking written submissions, covering key points around participant:
stats, experience, staying power, ability to play nicely with others and quality of snacks
I'll make a start on my powerpoint presentation then, I'll be honest the most detailed and indepth bit is going to be about snacks, if I'm really honest it will all be all about snacks!
Snacks counts 90% of the judging points
Fwiw, I make fabulous date slices... "
Oooo i love date slices |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 12 weeks ago
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"...Watch this space!!
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Míddèrs, I'm watching this space. Simply to keep myself apprised, not to sate my non-existent voyeuristic tendancies."
ahh research is very important |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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Firstly... Nice 😎
Secondly, my oh fuck moment was reaching the checkout in Aldi and having to go back to the first aisle because I forgot to pick up fruit. I need more excitement in my life 😅 |
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