And really short message like Hi
Or a really long and rambling story message
In sone ways the long rambling ones for me are the worse because I feel obliged to reply even if its a no but feel guilty as they spent so much time, especially when it's obviously not a copy paste message |
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This response is aimed primarily at men...
I prefer 'hi' rather than some contrived polite introduction bullshit
You're only messaging me cos you want to suck me off (or me suck you off)
Cut the crap, get to it
If I fancy you, we might
If I don't, we won't |
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"There are loads of things worse than both of those things.
A fox stole one of my gardening gloves recently. That's baaad
Needed a new Fox glove. Fair"
 I see what you did there. She did leave an egg and a trainer in exchange which I think is fair but no use to me when I'm pruning my bush  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 17 weeks ago
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The long rambling not copy and pasted bespoke short story fantasy are the worst by far.
They've put a lot of effort into that and generally it's an automatic no. At least with an 'hi' there's the possibility they may up their game in the second message.  |
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A “Hi” might get a reply if their profile looks great, but ultimately we’re not interested in monosyllabic or one-line responses. It’s impossible to build a rapport with someone like that. Neither do we like war and peace, but at least that shows some effort!
A few paragraphs, showing interest in us, is the sweet spot |
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"There are loads of things worse than both of those things.
A fox stole one of my gardening gloves recently. That's baaad
I feel the need for closure on this story! "
There is no closure for the original glove which was probably left in someone else's garden.
We have little gifts all the time from one particular vixen, she buries eggs in the greenhouse, the flowers pots and vegetable patch and her mother tried to get into our conservatory. She also makes off with flower pots and any random object left lying around. |
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I always think long rambling messages are probably copied and pasted to 100 others and “hi” I don’t even open  although if I do open a message I always feel obliged to reply even just to say no thanks and then I’m usually met with a rude message reply  |
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A message I received from a two week old couples profile...
"Hey hope your well mate ? You look great 😜
Genuine open minded couple both horny and a great sex drives , I talked (REDACTED) into this side lol , she was nervous but loved it , have only had 2 experiences together with 2 guys on separate occasions, both were older and dominated her with me ( in a horny way ) big turn on for her doing what I say ( in a horny way ) with the right guy and all comfortable, you can dom her and give her bbc experience again, she’s only tried it once , the guy we met in the second time was 63 white big , both destroyed her and the random meet was horny as fuck , be great to chat if you like 👍🏻"
My response...
"Hey (REDACTED), thanks for the interest but I'm not a BBC. Although I don't mind being in control I'm not into dominating women and I'm certainly not into destroying them. Like I said, thanks but no thanks"
🤷🏾♂️ |
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