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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Me, and it cost me a bomb in plastic surgery   great surgeon wow 
I'm brickie called Brian.  
Yo Brian, Fred the Fireman here, think we had the same surgeon "
Well, he did a better job on you than he did on me! Mind you, I only bunged him £90 and all the mortar he could use. Think he might have used some of it in me boobs. |
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"Me, and it cost me a bomb in plastic surgery great surgeon wow
I'm brickie called Brian.
Yo Brian, Fred the Fireman here, think we had the same surgeon
Well, he did a better job on you than he did on me! Mind you, I only bunged him £90 and all the mortar he could use. Think he might have used some of it in me boobs."
That's where you went wrong mate, I bunged him a ton and a blow job, go the pretties vagi I ever saw, |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Me, and it cost me a bomb in plastic surgery great surgeon wow
I'm brickie called Brian.
Yo Brian, Fred the Fireman here, think we had the same surgeon
Well, he did a better job on you than he did on me! Mind you, I only bunged him £90 and all the mortar he could use. Think he might have used some of it in me boobs.
That's where you went wrong mate, I bunged him a ton and a blow job, go the pretties vagi I ever saw, "
I'm still waiting for the block and tackle to be hoisted. |
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"Me, and it cost me a bomb in plastic surgery great surgeon wow
I'm brickie called Brian.
Yo Brian, Fred the Fireman here, think we had the same surgeon
Well, he did a better job on you than he did on me! Mind you, I only bunged him £90 and all the mortar he could use. Think he might have used some of it in me boobs.
That's where you went wrong mate, I bunged him a ton and a blow job, go the pretties vagi I ever saw,
I'm still waiting for the block and tackle to be hoisted."
Im sure that makes you all the more attractive to some on here mate, just make sure the midday shadow is shaved off and don't let those unsightly leg hairs poke thru your stockings, its not attractive.  |
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"i am female, as i was getting fed up with all the messages from u guys, so i thought i'd be a guy for a bit "
ahhh so now you admit it, and you stole my pics too, I was so proud of my cock shot til you used it on your profile.
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
essex chelmsford |
"i am female, as i was getting fed up with all the messages from u guys, so i thought i'd be a guy for a bit
ahhh so now you admit it, and you stole my pics too, I was so proud of my cock shot til you used it on your profile.
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lol i am sorry, u have such a nice cock, i couldn't resist.... busted  |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Me, and it cost me a bomb in plastic surgery great surgeon wow
I'm brickie called Brian.
Yo Brian, Fred the Fireman here, think we had the same surgeon
Well, he did a better job on you than he did on me! Mind you, I only bunged him £90 and all the mortar he could use. Think he might have used some of it in me boobs.
That's where you went wrong mate, I bunged him a ton and a blow job, go the pretties vagi I ever saw,
I'm still waiting for the block and tackle to be hoisted.
Im sure that makes you all the more attractive to some on here mate, just make sure the midday shadow is shaved off and don't let those unsightly leg hairs poke thru your stockings, its not attractive. "
I use a Flymo for the hairiest bits, son. |
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Have to admit, im now totally confused about my origins, my organs and my orifices.
ahh well, will go watch the documentary on sex clinics, oh no, more men pretending to be women...its just so deceptive |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Have to admit, im now totally confused about my origins, my organs and my orifices.
ahh well, will go watch the documentary on sex clinics, oh no, more men pretending to be women...its just so deceptive"
That'll be me then! |
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"Have to admit, im now totally confused about my origins, my organs and my orifices.
ahh well, will go watch the documentary on sex clinics, oh no, more men pretending to be women...its just so deceptive
That'll be me then! "
thought you had gone off for a wank, dont wipe it on the curtains tho please, have some decorum  |
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"i am female, as i was getting fed up with all the messages from u guys, so i thought i'd be a guy for a bit
ahhh so now you admit it, and you stole my pics too, I was so proud of my cock shot til you used it on your profile.
lol i am sorry, u have such a nice cock, i couldn't resist.... busted "
I agree, I have an amazing cock, and it has so many admirers, you are forgiven for 'borrowing' my pic, |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
essex chelmsford |
"i am female, as i was getting fed up with all the messages from u guys, so i thought i'd be a guy for a bit
ahhh so now you admit it, and you stole my pics too, I was so proud of my cock shot til you used it on your profile.
lol i am sorry, u have such a nice cock, i couldn't resist.... busted
I agree, I have an amazing cock, and it has so many admirers, you are forgiven for 'borrowing' my pic, "
lol xx |
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