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""lady boner" makes me proper cringe lol. women that call their tits "the girls" or "the twins" or call their bra a "booby holster" instant turn off! can't think of nothing else lol. x"
I'm here, you called 😂😂.
I watch tiktok on the daily, so I've picked up a few phrases that have been mentioned, I can't help it lol.
I can't stand "obsessed"....anyone that says that clearly wasn't a take that fan in 1992 with posters all over their rooms, cutting even the smallest of pictures out of smash hits or fast forward magazine, carrying it all around in a folder (I shit you not). Oh and the bedding 😂 |
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""lady boner" makes me proper cringe lol. women that call their tits "the girls" or "the twins" or call their bra a "booby holster" instant turn off! can't think of nothing else lol. x
I'm here, you called 😂😂.
I watch tiktok on the daily, so I've picked up a few phrases that have been mentioned, I can't help it lol.
I can't stand "obsessed"....anyone that says that clearly wasn't a take that fan in 1992 with posters all over their rooms, cutting even the smallest of pictures out of smash hits or fast forward magazine, carrying it all around in a folder (I shit you not). Oh and the bedding 😂"
Haha Lady boner as part of a name is ok! no haha it still makes me cringe, all I think it is is the word boner, I hear or read boner straight away I think of a boner which obviously would be really out of place on a woman hence the dislike of it lol x Go Take That! I love Gary Barlow the man is a genius. x |
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"Any business jargon/talk.
‘Getting ahead of the curve, take this offline,’ blah blah.
Speak normally you absolute arseholes. "
The civil service is just as bad if not worse for this meaningless drivel. It makes me feel increasingly homicidal! |
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Ngl - not gonna lie.
I dislike this for 2 reasons. 1. Because my literal autistic brain immediately jumps to a suspicious place and asks "is this person saying that sometimes they'd choose to lie?". Then I tell it to be quiet and that it's just a figure of speech.
2. Because I didn't know what it meant for ages and thought people were addressing someone called Nigel, and then I felt silly once the penny dropped   |
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Lol. This isn’t 2002 and you don’t need to economise on characters. Oh and you’re (supposedly) a grown up.
As soon as you stop looking you’ll find someone! Fuck off.
Saying “Literally” in response to a statement. |
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
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"Lol. This isn’t 2002 and you don’t need to economise on characters. Oh and you’re (supposedly) a grown up.
As soon as you stop looking you’ll find someone! Fuck off.
Saying “Literally” in response to a statement."
This literally made me lol. |
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"Kinky"
1. Kink is specific to people.
2. Kink is serious, kinky makes me think of horsey, doggy, hang on! What's that about lol!
3. It's lazy! Be specific about what is being said or done, if it's good!
Now why I post crap like this I don't know!
But answered another thread by accident, it is cathartic posting on forums!
Angel-ish x
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"Any unnecessarily flowery language, yeah we get it, you own a thesaurus.
People beginning everything they say with “so…”"
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Forsooth, I must disabuse you of any pernicious notion that all sesquipedalians are trying to impress upon thee...
So...what say you? |
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"Any unnecessarily flowery language, yeah we get it, you own a thesaurus.
People beginning everything they say with “so…”
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Forsooth, I must disabuse you of any pernicious notion that all sesquipedalians are trying to impress upon thee...
So...what say you?"
Yeah, that nonsense. |
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"Any variation of people calling themselves either sarcastic or a knob. It just comes off as phony and trying to hard."
But if I call someone a nob, it’s a bloody great compliment from me.  |
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"Any variation of people calling themselves either sarcastic or a knob. It just comes off as phony and trying to hard.
But if I call someone a nob, it’s a bloody great compliment from me. "
Oh as a term of endearment, it's great |
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"Lol. This isn’t 2002 and you don’t need to economise on characters. Oh and you’re (supposedly) a grown up.
As soon as you stop looking you’ll find someone! Fuck off.
Saying “Literally” in response to a statement.
This literally made me lol."
FFS Daizy!! One can go off people, you know  |
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The use of the word ‘cheeky’ to try and make doing something completely normal sound as if it is in some way adventurous or rebellious.
“I’m going for a cheeky pint”
Really, what’s cheeky about it? |
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"There's lots but just heard one on homes under the hammer....brace yourselves...
A fresh lick of paint..."
Be kind to the script writers. Speaking from experience here. There are only many ways you can describe things...
A fresh coat of paint.
A fresh paint of paint.
A new coating of colours.
A new application of that colourful stuff that smells bad for a few days but makes your house look nice.
A fresh brushing of pigment suspended in paint that may or may not be toxic but makes your environment look colourful in the short term.
(I'll stop now.) |
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Ha ha ha. Honestly I cringe when I see that in people's profiles. Of course I'm always too nice to remind them of what happens when you right click... |
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"The use of the word ‘cheeky’ to try and make doing something completely normal sound as if it is in some way adventurous or rebellious.
“I’m going for a cheeky pint”
Really, what’s cheeky about it?"
Ha ha ha. I still haven't figured out what that's about. What makes a pint cheeky be non-cheeky. |
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"There's lots but just heard one on homes under the hammer....brace yourselves...
A fresh lick of paint...
Be kind to the script writers. Speaking from experience here. There are only many ways you can describe things...
A fresh coat of paint.
A fresh paint of paint.
A new coating of colours.
A new application of that colourful stuff that smells bad for a few days but makes your house look nice.
A fresh brushing of pigment suspended in paint that may or may not be toxic but makes your environment look colourful in the short term.
(I'll stop now.)"
Haha. How about “He’s painted it.”  |
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"There's lots but just heard one on homes under the hammer....brace yourselves...
A fresh lick of paint...
Be kind to the script writers. Speaking from experience here. There are only many ways you can describe things...
A fresh coat of paint.
A fresh paint of paint.
A new coating of colours.
A new application of that colourful stuff that smells bad for a few days but makes your house look nice.
A fresh brushing of pigment suspended in paint that may or may not be toxic but makes your environment look colourful in the short term.
(I'll stop now.)
Haha. How about “He’s painted it.” "
Yeah but that's not very poetic tho... 🤣 |
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"Any unnecessarily flowery language, yeah we get it, you own a thesaurus.
People beginning everything they say with “so…”
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Forsooth, I must disabuse you of any pernicious notion that all sesquipedalians are trying to impress upon thee...
So...what say you?
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Yeah, that nonsense."
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Innit. |
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I can one-up you all. In no particular order...
- Let's parse that for a while. (No, let's stop and think about that for a while.)
- Referring to how one's behaviour or decisions comes across as "the optics..." Esp when no optometrists are in any way involved.
- A personal dislike of ours on this platform which is referring to sex as filthy and hoping that others will see that as enticing and not just cringeworthy and juvenile.
- Oh and shortening any term in thinking it'll make you sound cool and hip to the young folk. As in algo instead of algorithm.
I could go on but I appreciate you people have lives...
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"Ugh, brace yourselves...
Anything along the lines of.....
"I need my balls drained"   
Instant block 100% of the time  "
Any bloke who talks about blowjobs and getting his cock drained "until the last drop". Or something similar. |
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"I can one-up you all. In no particular order...
- Let's parse that for a while. (No, let's stop and think about that for a while.)
- Referring to how one's behaviour or decisions comes across as "the optics..." Esp when no optometrists are in any way involved.
- A personal dislike of ours on this platform which is referring to sex as filthy and hoping that others will see that as enticing and not just cringeworthy and juvenile.
- Oh and shortening any term in thinking it'll make you sound cool and hip to the young folk. As in algo instead of algorithm.
I could go on but I appreciate you people have lives...
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Yes!
What’s the sitch?
I’ll send you the deets
Gimme your ad
Obvs
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""I'm not being funny, but INSERT SHIT TAKE HERE"
"I'm not (homophobic/racist/transphobic) but (insert awful opinion here)"
Goat
Poggers
Moist
"Not all men"
"Real men/women..."
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YES! To all of these |
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When at the pub or in a shop and they say "Can I get......" No you bloody well can't, we employ people to get it for you.
Also "Inappropriate", inappropriate to who, certainly not me.
And when I say "Have you got......?" and the reply "Yes I do", NO it's "Yes I have". There are no end of them. |
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"I hate it when people start nearly every sentence with the word 'so'
That really pisses us off too, it seems beloved of students on quiz shows. "
Omg yesssss.. It's mainly the students.. I mean I went to uni and don't feel the need to start every sentence with the word so.. |
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Here's one that always leaves me bemused:
When someone in earnest asks on a thread "What's your favourite smell?", expecting responses like "oh, freshly baked bread"...
However, there will always be a reprobate who answers -
"petrichor" or "I love the smell of napalm in the morning". Originality isn't lost on these folks who thrive on clichés. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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This might be something small or a thing of nothing to some but when someone say the word " enjoy " on its own 🙄🙄, say " enjoy you meal " .." enjoy the game " . " Enjoy the concert"... Whatever..it doesn't matter, as if you're not gonna enjoy the meal you just ordered..🫣🫣🫣. |
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In Scotland, around 2010, we had a regional pandemic where people couldn't not use the word "ideal".
This was swiftly followed up with a second wave where people found they could no longer utilise the word "actual" correctly.
Also "mmmmmmmmmmm" makes me sick to my stomach. |
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"In Scotland, around 2010, we had a regional pandemic where people couldn't not use the word "ideal".
This was swiftly followed up with a second wave where people found they could no longer utilise the word "actual" correctly.
Also "mmmmmmmmmmm" makes me sick to my stomach."
The whole mmmmm thing gives us the dry bowl. |
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"Any grown man on here saying yummy or panties drives me mad 
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What about mad yummy mummies who drive wearing wet panties?
Oh, and this Fab: there are no grown men. We're all puerile on here. "
Or titties? |
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