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By *ot_Guy999 OP   Man 13 weeks ago

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So many forum threads ask a question, or pose a request.

I thought I'd create one simply for us all to type whatever we wanted and see where it takes us. Don't think, just type.

Who doesn't like a bit of unpredictability As simple or as wild as your like.

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By *vaRose43Woman 13 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Once upon a time…

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By *ea monkeyMan 13 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

When ducks have sex, does the penis twist or do they spin?

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By *a LunaWoman 13 weeks ago

South Wales

Guilty. I am a waffler.

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By *vaRose43Woman 13 weeks ago

Forest of Dean


"When ducks have sex, does the penis twist or do they spin? "

I can actually answer this. Two opposing corkscrews to make it harder for the drake. Some fire out at high speed too like they’re like a ballistic cock that goes from internal to fully erect in 0.3 seconds.

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By *r John WickMan 13 weeks ago

The Continental

Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼

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By *ot_Guy999 OP   Man 13 weeks ago

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"Once upon a time…"

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand... and corkscrewed the shop keeper...

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By *eroLondonMan 13 weeks ago

Covent Garden

I much prefer the predictable nature of predictability and the foresight of spontaneity.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My phone uses swipe top push what I'm typing, but or doesn't always work very well, and I hammer to correct it before I pat to the thread. So this tone, which gong to simply Todd something bland and normal and see what sector did to manage if. See? Ors made an zone ps rad of itand is totally unintelligible.

Tay

Davina

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By *elix SightedMan 13 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Is it just me or can we no longer click on a person’s profile from a message with it first opening the message?

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By *elix SightedMan 13 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"My phone uses swipe top push what I'm typing, but or doesn't always work very well, and I hammer to correct it before I pat to the thread. So this tone, which gong to simply Todd something bland and normal and see what sector did to manage if. See? Ors made an zone ps rad of itand is totally unintelligible.

Tay

Davina"

I couldn’t agree more!

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By *aven.Woman 13 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"Is it just me or can we no longer click on a person’s profile from a message with it first opening the message?"

You need to click on the little penis picture, or whatever they have as their profile pic.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Is it just me or can we no longer click on a person’s profile from a message with it first opening the message?

You need to click on the little penis picture, or whatever they have as their profile pic."

Is that little picture of a penis? Or a picture of a little penis?

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By *ea wangMan 13 weeks ago

scunthorpe

How do you go swivel

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"How do you go swivel "

Only if you're an eyed loon.

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By *ea monkeyMan 13 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"When ducks have sex, does the penis twist or do they spin?

I can actually answer this. Two opposing corkscrews to make it harder for the drake. Some fire out at high speed too like they’re like a ballistic cock that goes from internal to fully erect in 0.3 seconds. "

So the first one? It spins as it fires

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By *elix SightedMan 13 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Is it just me or can we no longer click on a person’s profile from a message with it first opening the message?

You need to click on the little penis picture, or whatever they have as their profile pic."

Thanks Tea!

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By *ot_Guy999 OP   Man 13 weeks ago

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"When ducks have sex, does the penis twist or do they spin?

I can actually answer this. Two opposing corkscrews to make it harder for the drake. Some fire out at high speed too like they’re like a ballistic cock that goes from internal to fully erect in 0.3 seconds.

So the first one? It spins as it fires"

Gatling gun sex ducks... wow

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By *ea wangMan 13 weeks ago

scunthorpe

Go fuck a duck

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 13 weeks ago

St Leonards

I collywobbled my despairing nipples through the marmaclouds of Serendip.

"No Fallouchian can tame within Ptoradon" she warned.

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By *ansoffateMan 13 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I'm not sure I should respond. I have a tendency to go off topic.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 13 weeks ago

North West


"Once upon a time…

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand... and corkscrewed the shop keeper... "

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 13 weeks ago

St Leonards

Thrice thy duck waddles?

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By *ea wangMan 13 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"Once upon a time…

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand... and corkscrewed the shop keeper...

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle) "

only for her to get smeared on jam and mistaken for a scummy tart that looked good enough to be engorged

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 13 weeks ago

North West


"Thrice thy duck waddles?"

Yes. In the second chorus.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 13 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼 "

People don’t seem to like other people, so how is there over 7 billion of us?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 13 weeks ago

North West

So, word vomit stream of consciousness? Gotcha. Apologies in advance.

Don't think just type reminds me of that Right Said Fred song but I can't remember what it's called. Hmmm. C'mon brain. And I was just going to google and brain says "Don't talk just kiss". Is that right? I'm gonna have to go google.

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By *had_ThunderCockMan 13 weeks ago

a place somewhat adjacent to you…


"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼

People don’t seem to like other people, so how is there over 7 billion of us?"

‘Accidents’

😳👀😧

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By *had_ThunderCockMan 13 weeks ago

a place somewhat adjacent to you…

Middle button text stream:

A small stream that can hold a large amount or more water and then you have a large stream that is not too large to be used to stream the water from your boat and then the stream will flow through it to your car or car and you will have a small amount to use for your car and you have a big pool of fluid to get in there to keep you warm for the next few hours or two or three days before the water runs down and the boat will flow out to you in a few minutes or two and you will get a little more and you can use the boat and get a lot more fluid and you will have to use the water and the boat and the water and the car and the water is the boat is a lot of the boat and then the water and then …..

You get the point!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 13 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼

People don’t seem to like other people, so how is there over 7 billion of us?"

People don't like other people, but that doesn't stop them fucking other people - totally different brain.

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By *ea wangMan 13 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼

People don’t seem to like other people, so how is there over 7 billion of us?

People don't like other people, but that doesn't stop them fucking other people - totally different brain. "

or no brain

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By *ea wangMan 13 weeks ago

scunthorpe


"So, word vomit stream of consciousness? Gotcha. Apologies in advance.

Don't think just type reminds me of that Right Said Fred song but I can't remember what it's called. Hmmm. C'mon brain. And I was just going to google and brain says "Don't talk just kiss". Is that right? I'm gonna have to go google. "

that's the one but try singing the words to some rock songs the lyrics actually make no fucking sense

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 13 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼

People don’t seem to like other people, so how is there over 7 billion of us?

‘Accidents’

😳👀😧"

That’s a lot of accidents but i guess they do happen or we wouldn’t need A&E 😂

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By *elix SightedMan 13 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Middle button text stream:

A small stream that can hold a large amount or more water and then you have a large stream that is not too large to be used to stream the water from your boat and then the stream will flow through it to your car or car and you will have a small amount to use for your car and you have a big pool of fluid to get in there to keep you warm for the next few hours or two or three days before the water runs down and the boat will flow out to you in a few minutes or two and you will get a little more and you can use the boat and get a lot more fluid and you will have to use the water and the boat and the water and the car and the water is the boat is a lot of the boat and then the water and then …..

You get the point! "

Got it and I’m on it! Great advice Chadley, will sort out today.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 13 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼 "

This raises a question. Who *do* pandas like to fuck?

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By *elix SightedMan 13 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼

This raises a question. Who *do* pandas like to fuck? "

Hey! I do NOT want to talk about it. As far as I’m concerned it didn’t happen and that’s an end of it. Now move on.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 13 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Has anyone ever seen the online video, “Man falls into Panda pen….you won’t believe what happens next”!!?? 😁

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By *till gameMan 13 weeks ago

two doors down

If things don’t change

They will stay the way they are

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By *ot_Guy999 OP   Man 13 weeks ago

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Panda + duck = Puck?

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By *asterMeliodasMan 13 weeks ago

Newmill

If they don't would be going to supposed to, do you think it used to be going to will do it, or could they have been having to not shouldn't?

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By *ot_Guy999 OP   Man 13 weeks ago

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"If they don't would be going to supposed to, do you think it used to be going to will do it, or could they have been having to not shouldn't?"

Hmm I was just thinking about that one and I think I might be able to share more information about the size and price for a spacious smallest bit more like the universe was giving up on the whole day

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 13 weeks ago

North West


"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼

This raises a question. Who *do* pandas like to fuck? "

I am a bit squishy, clumsy, have dark circles, like eating a lot and I'm very fussy in the fucking department. I think I might be a panda. 🐼

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 13 weeks ago

Markfield

The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too. I could come and pick it out and take a picture and then I could go over to the shop to pick up some things for you if that’s what you’re looking at. I could come and grab them if that’s cool too if you don’t want me to come and get you or if you’re busy just tell him to bring it over to me or if he can bring you home or if he doesn’t wanna go over to your place or if he doesn’t mind I could come and get him.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 13 weeks ago

Markfield


"Panda + duck = Puck?"

Duck 🦆 + Panda 🐼 = Danda?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 13 weeks ago

Markfield


"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼

This raises a question. Who *do* pandas like to fuck?

I am a bit squishy, clumsy, have dark circles, like eating a lot and I'm very fussy in the fucking department. I think I might be a panda. 🐼"

How fussy

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By *inballs99Man 13 weeks ago

Blackheath

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By *inballs99Man 13 weeks ago

Blackheath

I have a mild form of tourettes so typing is sometimes safer than talking!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 13 weeks ago

Reading


"Pandas don’t like fucking other pandas. That’s why there’s almost no pandas left on the world. 🐼 "

Do they not like sex at all or do they eye up the polar bears?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 13 weeks ago

Leeds

If green was orange and lampposts were traffic lights, what colour would the number 4 smell like ?

The mr

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By *viatrixWoman 13 weeks ago

Redhill

Otro hilo de puras pendejadas 😂😂😂

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By *ot_Guy999 OP   Man 13 weeks ago

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"Otro hilo de puras pendejadas 😂😂😂"

Oui si... now we are throwing in language variations!

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