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By (user no longer on site) OP    11 weeks ago

And other great questions on Fab..😏😅 ( gotta love the odd message)

Can you describe how big it is without using an officialy accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

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By *edman1234Man 11 weeks ago

rhymney

8 inches

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By *eroLondonMan 11 weeks ago

Mayfair

Put it this way — sometimes I need an electron microscope.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Not big enough to see easily beyond my boobs, but big enough to fuck my own tits with

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Not big enough

But circumcised

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 11 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I like those little button mushrooms that spurt up from nowhere. Like magic. All cute and squidgy looking like Kenny from South Park, then boom! A big lob on!

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By *ommy trucker1Man 11 weeks ago

south wales


"I like those little button mushrooms that spurt up from nowhere. Like magic. All cute and squidgy looking like Kenny from South Park, then boom! A big lob on!"

So grower not a show'er

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By *ndyp81Man 11 weeks ago

essex

It works does that count?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 11 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

At least as big as yours 💜

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By *vaRose43Woman 11 weeks ago

Forest of Dean

Hmm which one?

One is a tiny Serama bantam, smallest breed.

The other is a huge buff Orpington

Both have their appeal but the little one is the cutest

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By *corchio5Man 11 weeks ago

Exeter

Somewhere between a large carrot and a small courgette haha

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By *ab50Man 11 weeks ago

bexhill

Big enough to fill a pram🤣

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple 11 weeks ago

Lincoln

I can wrap both of my hands around it with a lil to spare. Hope that helps 😘

LvM

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Herts

I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Herts


"I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described. "

Actually like is a bit strong. Noticed. Observed.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple 11 weeks ago

Lincoln


"I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described. "

Touche. That's totally the sort of thing that I should have jumped on 🙄

LvM

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By *obilebottomMan 11 weeks ago

All over


"8 inches "

Aren't they all?

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By *ittlebirdWoman 11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Not sure… best get the Sky remote out 😘

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

"

Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    11 weeks ago


"8 inches "

….. you don’t get the memo did you!!!

No official measurements!

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By (user no longer on site) OP    11 weeks ago


"I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described. "

Yes!

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By *olfandtazCouple 11 weeks ago

Bristol

10 inches on a good day

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By (user no longer on site) OP    11 weeks ago


"Somewhere between a large carrot and a small courgette haha"

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By *ionycusMan 11 weeks ago

Babylon

16 1/2 ripe strawberries

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By *ondonlad_88Man 11 weeks ago

.

I'm a definite grower lol

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By *obilebottomMan 11 weeks ago

All over


"I'm a definite grower lol "

The weather hasn't helped this year

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 11 weeks ago

Next Door


"8 inches "

It's a very nice 8 inches as well.

A contender for nicest cock 😉🤣

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By *urbo TedMan 11 weeks ago

Stansted


"And other great questions on Fab..😏😅 ( gotta love the odd message)

Can you describe how big it is without using an officialy accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

"

Yes I can.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Herts


"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it."

The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting.

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By *avexxMan 11 weeks ago

cheshire

its a good multi tasker

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By *reative-mindMan 11 weeks ago

Exeter

About the length of a Mars Bar.... is that good enough? (I mean that last part in more ways than one)

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By *ount TootusMan 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

No i have no idea how big mine is probably never will.

I know I have one

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

7.5 u can give it a look

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By *illy IdolMan 11 weeks ago

Midlands

If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple 11 weeks ago

Lincoln


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario"

With or without a mushroom? 😁

LvM

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By *exxyyDy11Man 11 weeks ago

North West

7 inches (yes I did measure it because I'm a sad bastard)

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By *avexxMan 11 weeks ago

cheshire

im going to be honest it will fit in a thimble..

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it.

The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting. "

I'd question any man who says he hasn't attempted it... (or I could be just very strange)

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By *illy IdolMan 11 weeks ago

Midlands


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

With or without a mushroom? 😁

LvM"

I'm they guy with peaches 🍑

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By *usie pTV/TS 11 weeks ago

taunton

one hand and a little bit over but I have enormous hands.

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By *ny1localMan 11 weeks ago

READING

I can't remember, but I do know that I've been banned from B+Q.

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By *loydyMan 11 weeks ago

British

6inch 5inch girth

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By *elix SightedMan 11 weeks ago

Cloud 8

You know those tubes of Pringles? The big ones?

Well not that.

It’s three and a half Pringles.

Flat.

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By *ootloverTV/TS 11 weeks ago

liverpool

9 and very thick

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By *ickshawedCouple 11 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"About the length of a Mars Bar.... is that good enough? (I mean that last part in more ways than one)"

Helps you work, rest and play?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 11 weeks ago

North West


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario"

Oh. I prefer Luigi.

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By *rishVikingMan 11 weeks ago

Shankill

I’m in sure

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By *heBigLibowskiMan 11 weeks ago

Hampshire

Are you crowd funding a witty response?

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By *illy IdolMan 11 weeks ago

Midlands


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

Oh. I prefer Luigi. "

Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi

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By (user no longer on site) OP    11 weeks ago


"I can't remember, but I do know that I've been banned from B+Q."

Does it … do it ALL ?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 11 weeks ago

North West


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

Oh. I prefer Luigi.

Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi"

I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Herts


"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it.

The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting.

I'd question any man who says he hasn't attempted it... (or I could be just very strange)"

That’s a whole new thread right there

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By *hil most chillMan 11 weeks ago

South East & Europe

Bigger than Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP    11 weeks ago


"About the length of a Mars Bar.... is that good enough? (I mean that last part in more ways than one)

Helps you work, rest and play? "

What about a snickers… they’ve got nuts.

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By *ount TootusMan 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent

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By *illy IdolMan 11 weeks ago

Midlands


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

Oh. I prefer Luigi.

Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi

I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.

"

I don't think we're compatible, Julie. Let's keep it platonic 🫶

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By (user no longer on site) OP    11 weeks ago


"[tape measure Removed by poster at 29/08/24 20:07:08]"

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By *ount TootusMan 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

Oh. I prefer Luigi.

Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi

I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.

"

Wario all the way

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By *rishVikingMan 11 weeks ago

Shankill

Yes

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By *urry BlokeMan 11 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Think walnut whip

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 11 weeks ago

North West


"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it.

The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting.

I'd question any man who says he hasn't attempted it... (or I could be just very strange)

That’s a whole new thread right there "

I just questioned this. Apparently I'm overestimating teenage boys. 🤔

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 11 weeks ago

North West


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

Oh. I prefer Luigi.

Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi

I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.

I don't think we're compatible, Julie. Let's keep it platonic 🫶"

Perfect 😘

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By *ny1localMan 11 weeks ago

READING


"I can't remember, but I do know that I've been banned from B+Q.

Does it … do it ALL ? "

if given a chance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    11 weeks ago


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

Oh. I prefer Luigi.

Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi

I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.

Wario all the way"

Toad

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By *ittlebirdWoman 11 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario

Oh. I prefer Luigi.

Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi

I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.

Wario all the way

Toad "

Yoshi for the win ♥️

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

The three bears complained when she ate their porridge 😉

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple 11 weeks ago

Debauchery

My cock (aka little Hades) is somewhere between a 'oh fuck yessss' and a 'oooooooooh... sweet..baby... jeeeeeezussssss...ahhhhhh'

🍆😈🤪

Cherry x

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By *hunky GentMan 11 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It's a cock.

Nuff said.

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By *bxanfCouple 11 weeks ago

Shadow Moses, Stourbridge

Exactly the national average

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By *_Mr.K_xMan 11 weeks ago

Somewhere between Hades and Narnia

About 23.76% the height of an average 80L fish tank

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By *allumUKMan 11 weeks ago

KingsLynn

2 inches, on a good day. Depends if it's cold or not.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 11 weeks ago

St Leonards

The "that's a relief" side of the UK average when playful, the "why are you such a cunt to me?" side of the UK average when flaccid.

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By *ou only live onceMan 11 weeks ago

London

About the size of the only one I've got.

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By *oeBeansMan 11 weeks ago

Derby

Ask your mum!

Sorry

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 11 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ask your mum!

Sorry "

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By *hat.coupleCouple 11 weeks ago

Dartford

OK, (my husbands cock) both hands around it, one on top of the other and there's still more cock poking out the top (p.s I have very large hands for a woamn) (aka 8 inches)

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS 11 weeks ago

London

I would swap for a smaller one

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By *gent CoulsonMan 11 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

It's the same size as on old 45rpm single

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By *ymClassDropoutMan 11 weeks ago

Berkshire

I often get mistaken for big Harold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    11 weeks ago


"The three bears complained when she ate their porridge 😉"

Brilliant

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By *tew008Man 11 weeks ago

edinburgh

you know that scene when Nosferatu rises from the coffin, makes that same hissing sound too

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By *he HeadlesstorsoMan 11 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Lucky Number Slevin

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Hides away until needed. Sometimes doesn't obey the rules.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan 11 weeks ago

IPSWICH

8 fingers and a helmet.

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By *elix SightedMan 11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Ask your mum!

Sorry "

😆😆 Don’t apologise Joe Beans, mum jokes are still funny and that was a good one!

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By *ex HolesMan 11 weeks ago

Up North

It’s big enough to fill a pram

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By *rishVikingMan 11 weeks ago

Shankill

Big

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By *aptain Caveman41Man 11 weeks ago

Home

Never measured it as there's nothing I can do about my size

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By *erfHerder74Man 11 weeks ago

Greenock

Only 5 inches uncut but it’s up and down all day

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By *angerous123Man 11 weeks ago

Leeds

177800000000 hydrogen atoms long

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 11 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"OK, (my husbands cock) both hands around it, one on top of the other and there's still more cock poking out the top (p.s I have very large hands for a woamn) (aka 8 inches)"

Don’t they measure horses in hands? 😂

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By *j74Man 11 weeks ago

near

6.5 but gearthy , so I've been told

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By *ythenMan 11 weeks ago

North Co. Dublin

Enough

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 11 weeks ago

North West


"The "that's a relief" side of the UK average when playful, the "why are you such a cunt to me?" side of the UK average when flaccid."

Surely cunt makes it un-flaccid?! Does not compute

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 11 weeks ago

North West

His is more than a mouthful

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Somewhere near a mr Sheen can

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By *earded_GeordieMan 11 weeks ago

cramlington

Mines 6 inches but I’ve got a girthy cock

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By *axx82Man 11 weeks ago

Gloucester

I can hold it with 2 hands

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 11 weeks ago

Leeds

As fat as a cat and as long as a bong.

The mr

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By *ustforfun1759Couple 11 weeks ago

IRVINE

Mr a very big boy and very girthy got to hold it with both hands mrs

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By *orphia2003Woman 11 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Depends which one I put on my strap-on harness.

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By *hePleasurerMan 11 weeks ago

Cheshire

I have to book plane seats with extra legroom.

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By *ount TootusMan 11 weeks ago

Burton-on-Trent


"I like those little button mushrooms that spurt up from nowhere. Like magic. All cute and squidgy looking like Kenny from South Park, then boom! A big lob on!"

Its weird I always miss the the growing part, one minute it's a little mush, then it's magically a bigger mush.

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 11 weeks ago

Ends

Hmmm

How small is your cock would’ve been better for me

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 11 weeks ago

Ends

No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 11 weeks ago

Ends


"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight "

😈 evil laugh

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

0.00082 furlongs

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By *hilloutMan 11 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

It's the goldilocks size and shape

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By *cLovin2Man 11 weeks ago

Reading

An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 11 weeks ago

the moon

It’s a pecker

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By *imply DeeWoman 11 weeks ago

Wherever


"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight

😈 evil laugh"

🤔

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By *ucka39Man 11 weeks ago

Newcastle

Bigger than the poster above

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 11 weeks ago

Ends


"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight

😈 evil laugh

🤔"

Ok fine! It’s just small everywhere!!

Happy now!!!!!

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By *teveAndHisMagicPicklenicMan 11 weeks ago

Ends

Can’t have shit in this place

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By *a LunaWoman 11 weeks ago

South Wales


"An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.

"

Must be big if it can reach to Brazil

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By *imply DeeWoman 11 weeks ago

Wherever


"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight

😈 evil laugh

🤔

Ok fine! It’s just small everywhere!!

Happy now!!!!!"

*Alexa, update my shopping list*

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By *aven.Woman 11 weeks ago

Not the North West...


"An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.

"

Bloody women always making things up eh.

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By *lwayshornyrMan 11 weeks ago

Runcorn

Mines “oh those pics don’t do it justice and it’s got girth too” as described!

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By *lwayshornyrMan 11 weeks ago

Runcorn


"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it."

Well mine can’t fit in!

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By *ools and the brainCouple 11 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I trip over mine regularly.

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By *r John WickMan 11 weeks ago

The Continental

Big enough to fill a pram

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Like carrickreal's only smaller

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By *YDB75Man 11 weeks ago

East Yorkie


"Big enough to fill a pram"

Same but a double pram

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By *punkymonkey40Man 11 weeks ago

derby

Between 6-7" hard to measure has it bends to the right and up

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By *ecoming_InvisibleMan 11 weeks ago

Bury

152,400 microns

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By *ivilised matureMan 11 weeks ago

Barnes sometimes Dulwich Village

Big enough and not too small

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By *eneralKenobiMan 11 weeks ago

North Angus

The measuring tape tells all

Took me ages to find the photo though

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By *illan-KillashMan 11 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Big enough to fill a pram.

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By *viatrixWoman 11 weeks ago

Redhill

So small you can’t see it 🥲

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By *reggSausageMan 11 weeks ago

derby

If I change my profile photo would that help

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 11 weeks ago

Leeds

6ft

Mrs

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By *oMasNoMorMan 11 weeks ago

Surrey

Damnit I've just got the Google TV remote 🙄

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS 11 weeks ago

chichester

big enough to smash holes in . init right lads , thats the only answer

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By *reggSausageMan 11 weeks ago

derby

I’ve submitted a one hour photo for evidence after that you just have to imagine it

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By (user no longer on site) OP    11 weeks ago

I didn’t need photos for ffs.

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By *ansoffateMan 11 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I got told it was a bit thick for anal recently.

I felt a bit butt-hurt.

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By *ondonlad_88Man 11 weeks ago

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Bout 6.5 I think.. no fireworks here

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By *ugh JerectionMan 11 weeks ago

Bolton

Big enough, or so I've been told

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 11 weeks ago

Norwich

1.1 times bigger than the UK average, it seems.

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By *ea wangMan 11 weeks ago

scunthorpe

Two hands big, depending on how small her hands are lol

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

The bigger it gets the more you squint

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By *IG G77Man 11 weeks ago

GATLEY

Big enough

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By *usyBusyGirlWoman 11 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Hmm which one?

One is a tiny Serama bantam, smallest breed.

The other is a huge buff Orpington

Both have their appeal but the little one is the cutest "

Got to love a beautiful Buff Orpington, I used to have one but not a cock 🤣

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man 11 weeks ago

District 13

About the size of a fun size mars 😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Size of a snapped twigglet

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By *ez669Man 11 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Avarage but comes with a fast arse

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

No idea, but whenever I wake up with morning glory it's got snow on the end.

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By *ames_dieselMan 11 weeks ago

London

It’s like a real cock, only smaller!

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"No idea, but whenever I wake up with morning glory it's got snow on the end."

Wait a minute🤔 it's not snow is it🙁

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By *ove stonesMan 11 weeks ago

Oldham

See for yourself 😜

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By *aven.Woman 11 weeks ago

Not the North West...

Bigger than all of theirs^

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By *ickylouCouple 11 weeks ago

Bi

Vicky says I am 5.11 and I am the biggest cock she has ever known.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Why did I read this in the tune of How Deep Is Your Love?

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By *ervent X KissMan 11 weeks ago

Portsmouth


"And other great questions on Fab..😏😅 ( gotta love the odd message)

Can you describe how big it is without using an officialy accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?

Size 10 gloves

It’s one hand a little and the helmet ⛑️

"

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By *iaisonseekerMan 11 weeks ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

I’m a good 7/7.5 inch

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By *iaisonseekerMan 11 weeks ago

Liverpool

f my manhood doesn't put you in mind of a hedgehog's snout, you're not looking closely enough.

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By *lofeldMan 11 weeks ago

Redhill

Like a chocolate éclair without the chocolate.

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By *punkymonkey40Man 11 weeks ago

derby

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By *erry bull1Man 11 weeks ago

doncaster

Mines big enough to fill a pram

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By *punkymonkey40Man 11 weeks ago

derby


"Why did I read this in the tune of How Deep Is Your Love?"

I know your balls in the morning sun

I feel you lick me in the pouring rain

and the moment that you wander far from me

I wanna feel cum on my arms again.

And you come to me on a summer breeze

Keep the bed warm with your jizz then you softly leave

and it's me you need to show

How big is your cock

(Chorus)

How big is your cock, how big is your cock?

I really mean to learn

Cause we're living in a world of tools

Breaking us down when they all should let us be

You should be at least 6 inches.

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By *ante40Man 11 weeks ago

darlington

2 and a half credit cards long.. i think lol

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By *illan-KillashMan 11 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"I didn’t need photos for ffs. "

My bad........

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By *eardyBikerMan 11 weeks ago

nr stonehaven

Big enough , so I'm told

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By *yesgreenMan 11 weeks ago

north and south


"Big enough , so I'm told "
Who wants to know as miss sw said it’s pops up with a smile on its face

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By *akHeartWoodMan 11 weeks ago

Crawley

Big enough to get compliments, small enough to know there's plenty bigger

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By *eordieJeansCouple 11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Why did I read this in the tune of How Deep Is Your Love?

I know your balls in the morning sun

I feel you lick me in the pouring rain

and the moment that you wander far from me

I wanna feel cum on my arms again.

And you come to me on a summer breeze

Keep the bed warm with your jizz then you softly leave

and it's me you need to show

How big is your cock

(Chorus)

How big is your cock, how big is your cock?

I really mean to learn

Cause we're living in a world of tools

Breaking us down when they all should let us be

You should be at least 6 inches.

"

You could be the next Weird Al.

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By *luffyrabitCouple 11 weeks ago

Catterick Garrison/ Stockton

About 4 pounds in weight 20 inches from beak to tail,with beautiful red feathers.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 11 weeks ago

Markfield

Could we use a Carrick as a guide for scale perhaps? Like play your cards right had higher or lower, we could have bigger or smaller than a carrick. Altho as his is the biggest ever maybe there is only the option for smaller. Hmmmm. 🤔

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By *elboy1978Man 11 weeks ago

Fellgate

Big enough

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By *cLovin2Man 11 weeks ago

Reading


"An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.

Bloody women always making things up eh."

I can believe the lie

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By *gooddayforfunMan 11 weeks ago

rhyl

I'd just call mine a good handful 🤣

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By *agatoXXXMan 11 weeks ago

Mordor

Standard chicken sized.🐓

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

10

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By *r SproutMan 11 weeks ago

the middle

3 fingers and a thimb

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By *r SproutMan 11 weeks ago

the middle

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