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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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And other great questions on Fab..😏😅 ( gotta love the odd message)
Can you describe how big it is without using an officialy accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
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Put it this way — sometimes I need an electron microscope. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 3 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Not big enough to see easily beyond my boobs, but big enough to fuck my own tits with  |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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Not big enough 
But circumcised |
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I like those little button mushrooms that spurt up from nowhere. Like magic. All cute and squidgy looking like Kenny from South Park, then boom! A big lob on! |
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"I like those little button mushrooms that spurt up from nowhere. Like magic. All cute and squidgy looking like Kenny from South Park, then boom! A big lob on!"
So grower not a show'er |
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Hmm which one?
One is a tiny Serama bantam, smallest breed.
The other is a huge buff Orpington
Both have their appeal but the little one is the cutest |
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Somewhere between a large carrot and a small courgette haha |
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By *ab50Couple 3 weeks ago
bexhill |
Big enough to fill a pram🤣 |
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I can wrap both of my hands around it with a lil to spare. Hope that helps 😘
LvM |
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I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described. |
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"I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described. "
Actually like is a bit strong. Noticed. Observed. |
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"I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described. "
Touche. That's totally the sort of thing that I should have jumped on 🙄
LvM |
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Not sure… best get the Sky remote out 😘 |
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By *itaminMan 3 weeks ago
Felixstowe |
"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
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Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"8 inches "
….. you don’t get the memo did you!!!
No official measurements! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"I like the way the original question was CAN you describe it…and the answers are descriptive rather than IF it can be described. "
Yes! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"Somewhere between a large carrot and a small courgette haha"
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"I'm a definite grower lol "
The weather hasn't helped this year  |
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"8 inches "
It's a very nice 8 inches as well.
A contender for nicest cock 😉🤣 |
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"And other great questions on Fab..😏😅 ( gotta love the odd message)
Can you describe how big it is without using an officialy accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
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Yes I can.  |
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"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it."
The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting. |
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About the length of a Mars Bar.... is that good enough? (I mean that last part in more ways than one) |
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No i have no idea how big mine is probably never will.
I know I have one
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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7.5 u can give it a look |
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If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario |
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario"
With or without a mushroom? 😁
LvM |
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7 inches (yes I did measure it because I'm a sad bastard) |
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By *avexxMan 3 weeks ago
cheshire |
im going to be honest it will fit in a thimble.. |
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By *itaminMan 3 weeks ago
Felixstowe |
"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it.
The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting. "
I'd question any man who says he hasn't attempted it... (or I could be just very strange) |
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
With or without a mushroom? 😁
LvM"
I'm they guy with peaches 🍑 |
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By *usie pTV/TS 3 weeks ago
taunton |
one hand and a little bit over but I have enormous hands. |
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I can't remember, but I do know that I've been banned from B+Q. |
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You know those tubes of Pringles? The big ones?
Well not that.
It’s three and a half Pringles.
Flat. |
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"About the length of a Mars Bar.... is that good enough? (I mean that last part in more ways than one)"
Helps you work, rest and play? |
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario"
Oh. I prefer Luigi. |
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Are you crowd funding a witty response?
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
Oh. I prefer Luigi. "
Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"I can't remember, but I do know that I've been banned from B+Q."
Does it … do it ALL ?  |
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
Oh. I prefer Luigi.
Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi"
I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.
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"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it.
The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting.
I'd question any man who says he hasn't attempted it... (or I could be just very strange)"
That’s a whole new thread right there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"About the length of a Mars Bar.... is that good enough? (I mean that last part in more ways than one)
Helps you work, rest and play? "
What about a snickers… they’ve got nuts. |
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
Oh. I prefer Luigi.
Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi
I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.
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I don't think we're compatible, Julie. Let's keep it platonic 🫶 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
Oh. I prefer Luigi.
Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi
I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.
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Wario all the way |
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"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it.
The fact you know this just made the world a tiny bit more interesting.
I'd question any man who says he hasn't attempted it... (or I could be just very strange)
That’s a whole new thread right there "
I just questioned this. Apparently I'm overestimating teenage boys. 🤔 |
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
Oh. I prefer Luigi.
Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi
I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.
I don't think we're compatible, Julie. Let's keep it platonic 🫶"
Perfect 😘 |
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"I can't remember, but I do know that I've been banned from B+Q.
Does it … do it ALL ? "
if given a chance. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
Oh. I prefer Luigi.
Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi
I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.
Wario all the way"
Toad |
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"If it was a Mario Kart character, it would be Mario
Oh. I prefer Luigi.
Fair enough if that's your preference. But it's Super Mario, not Super Luigi
I'm not big on main character energy. We can't all be the star Willy.
Wario all the way
Toad "
Yoshi for the win ♥️ |
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The three bears complained when she ate their porridge 😉 |
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My cock (aka little Hades) is somewhere between a 'oh fuck yessss' and a 'oooooooooh... sweet..baby... jeeeeeezussssss...ahhhhhh'
🍆😈🤪
Cherry x  |
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By *bxanfCouple 3 weeks ago
Inside your walls |
Exactly the national average |
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By *_Mr.K_xMan 3 weeks ago
Somewhere between Hades and Narnia |
About 23.76% the height of an average 80L fish tank |
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2 inches, on a good day. Depends if it's cold or not. |
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The "that's a relief" side of the UK average when playful, the "why are you such a cunt to me?" side of the UK average when flaccid. |
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About the size of the only one I've got. |
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OK, (my husbands cock) both hands around it, one on top of the other and there's still more cock poking out the top (p.s I have very large hands for a woamn) (aka 8 inches) |
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It's the same size as on old 45rpm single |
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I often get mistaken for big Harold. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"The three bears complained when she ate their porridge 😉"
Brilliant |
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By *tew008Man 3 weeks ago
edinburgh |
you know that scene when Nosferatu rises from the coffin, makes that same hissing sound too |
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Hides away until needed. Sometimes doesn't obey the rules. |
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"Ask your mum!
Sorry  "
😆😆 Don’t apologise Joe Beans, mum jokes are still funny and that was a good one! |
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It’s big enough to fill a pram |
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Never measured it as there's nothing I can do about my size |
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Only 5 inches uncut but it’s up and down all day |
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177800000000 hydrogen atoms long
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"OK, (my husbands cock) both hands around it, one on top of the other and there's still more cock poking out the top (p.s I have very large hands for a woamn) (aka 8 inches)"
Don’t they measure horses in hands? 😂 |
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By *j74Man 3 weeks ago
near |
6.5 but gearthy , so I've been told  |
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"The "that's a relief" side of the UK average when playful, the "why are you such a cunt to me?" side of the UK average when flaccid."
Surely cunt makes it un-flaccid?! Does not compute  |
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Mines 6 inches but I’ve got a girthy cock |
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By *axx82Man 3 weeks ago
Gloucester |
I can hold it with 2 hands  |
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As fat as a cat and as long as a bong.
The mr |
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Mr a very big boy and very girthy got to hold it with both hands mrs |
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Depends which one I put on my strap-on harness. |
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I have to book plane seats with extra legroom. |
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"I like those little button mushrooms that spurt up from nowhere. Like magic. All cute and squidgy looking like Kenny from South Park, then boom! A big lob on!"
Its weird I always miss the the growing part, one minute it's a little mush, then it's magically a bigger mush. |
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Hmmm
How small is your cock would’ve been better for me |
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No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight |
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"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight "
😈 evil laugh |
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By *hilloutMan 3 weeks ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
It's the goldilocks size and shape |
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An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.
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"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight
😈 evil laugh"
🤔 |
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"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight
😈 evil laugh
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Ok fine! It’s just small everywhere!!
Happy now!!!!! |
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"An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.
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Must be big if it can reach to Brazil |
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"No but it’s big in some ways. Durex normal fit feels a bit tight
😈 evil laugh
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Ok fine! It’s just small everywhere!!
Happy now!!!!!"
*Alexa, update my shopping list* |
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By *aven.Woman 3 weeks ago
Not the North West... |
"An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.
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Bloody women always making things up eh. |
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Mines “oh those pics don’t do it justice and it’s got girth too” as described! |
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"Can you describe how big it is without using an officially accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
Its longer than the cardboard tube inside a toilet roll but it cant fit through it."
Well mine can’t fit in! |
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Like carrickreal's only smaller |
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By *YDB75Man 3 weeks ago
easy yorkshire |
"Big enough to fill a pram"
Same but a double pram |
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Between 6-7" hard to measure has it bends to the right and up |
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The measuring tape tells all
Took me ages to find the photo though |
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If I change my profile photo would that help |
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Damnit I've just got the Google TV remote 🙄 |
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I’ve submitted a one hour photo for evidence after that you just have to imagine it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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I didn’t need photos for ffs. |
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I got told it was a bit thick for anal recently.
I felt a bit butt-hurt. |
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Bout 6.5 I think.. no fireworks here |
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Big enough, or so I've been told
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1.1 times bigger than the UK average, it seems. |
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Two hands big, depending on how small her hands are lol |
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The bigger it gets the more you squint |
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"Hmm which one?
One is a tiny Serama bantam, smallest breed.
The other is a huge buff Orpington
Both have their appeal but the little one is the cutest "
Got to love a beautiful Buff Orpington, I used to have one but not a cock 🤣 |
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About the size of a fun size mars 😂😂😂 |
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By *ez669Man 3 weeks ago
Glasgow |
Avarage but comes with a fast arse |
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No idea, but whenever I wake up with morning glory it's got snow on the end. |
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It’s like a real cock, only smaller! |
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"No idea, but whenever I wake up with morning glory it's got snow on the end."
Wait a minute🤔 it's not snow is it🙁 |
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By *aven.Woman 3 weeks ago
Not the North West... |
Bigger than all of theirs^ |
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Vicky says I am 5.11 and I am the biggest cock she has ever known. |
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Why did I read this in the tune of How Deep Is Your Love? |
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"And other great questions on Fab..😏😅 ( gotta love the odd message)
Can you describe how big it is without using an officialy accepted way of measuring, or a photo for proof?
Size 10 gloves
It’s one hand a little and the helmet ⛑️
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f my manhood doesn't put you in mind of a hedgehog's snout, you're not looking closely enough. |
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Like a chocolate éclair without the chocolate. |
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Mines big enough to fill a pram |
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"Why did I read this in the tune of How Deep Is Your Love?"
I know your balls in the morning sun
I feel you lick me in the pouring rain
and the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel cum on my arms again.
And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep the bed warm with your jizz then you softly leave
and it's me you need to show
How big is your cock
(Chorus)
How big is your cock, how big is your cock?
I really mean to learn
Cause we're living in a world of tools
Breaking us down when they all should let us be
You should be at least 6 inches.
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By *ante40Man 3 weeks ago
darlington |
2 and a half credit cards long.. i think lol |
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"I didn’t need photos for ffs. "
My bad........ |
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"Big enough , so I'm told "
Who wants to know as miss sw said it’s pops up with a smile on its face |
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Big enough to get compliments, small enough to know there's plenty bigger |
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"Why did I read this in the tune of How Deep Is Your Love?
I know your balls in the morning sun
I feel you lick me in the pouring rain
and the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel cum on my arms again.
And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep the bed warm with your jizz then you softly leave
and it's me you need to show
How big is your cock
(Chorus)
How big is your cock, how big is your cock?
I really mean to learn
Cause we're living in a world of tools
Breaking us down when they all should let us be
You should be at least 6 inches.
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You could be the next Weird Al. |
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By *luffyrabitCouple 3 weeks ago
Catterick Garrison/ Stockton |
About 4 pounds in weight 20 inches from beak to tail,with beautiful red feathers. |
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Could we use a Carrick as a guide for scale perhaps? Like play your cards right had higher or lower, we could have bigger or smaller than a carrick. Altho as his is the biggest ever maybe there is only the option for smaller. Hmmmm. 🤔 |
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"An ex of mine, who's trying to set me up with her friend in Brazil. The ex just told me, she told her friend that I had a huge cock.
Bloody women always making things up eh."
I can believe the lie  |
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I'd just call mine a good handful 🤣 |
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10 |
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