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I’ve put the wrong bin out by mistake, decided I will sort it in the morning but two of the people in the street have appeared to swap their bins to my colour, now it’s too late to start knocking on doors and I leave for work at half 7 so I’m not telling them then, so if you turn on the news and it’s all gone apocalyptic, it’s my fault my bad, the actual revolution starts tomorrow |
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"I’ve put the wrong bin out by mistake, decided I will sort it in the morning but two of the people in the street have appeared to swap their bins to my colour, now it’s too late to start knocking on doors and I leave for work at half 7 so I’m not telling them then, so if you turn on the news and it’s all gone apocalyptic, it’s my fault my bad, the actual revolution starts tomorrow "
Lmao change yours back and watch chaos ensue.  |
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"I’ve put the wrong bin out by mistake, decided I will sort it in the morning but two of the people in the street have appeared to swap their bins to my colour, now it’s too late to start knocking on doors and I leave for work at half 7 so I’m not telling them then, so if you turn on the news and it’s all gone apocalyptic, it’s my fault my bad, the actual revolution starts tomorrow "
There has to be an element of joy in seeing that! |
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Reminds me of a few years ago when I pruned the roses in the front garden. The neighbour came out and said they were glad I was pruning as they said they knew when it was time to prune when they saw me doing it. I then let them know I always waited for the neighbour on the other side! It probably started half way up the street 
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"I’ve put the wrong bin out by mistake, decided I will sort it in the morning but two of the people in the street have appeared to swap their bins to my colour, now it’s too late to start knocking on doors and I leave for work at half 7 so I’m not telling them then, so if you turn on the news and it’s all gone apocalyptic, it’s my fault my bad, the actual revolution starts tomorrow "
Either swap yours back or double down and get the whole street to gaslight the bin men into thinking it's that colour day. |
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"In all fairness though OP they have the ability to check for themselves, so you could stand up in a court of law and say that the apocalypse wasn’t entirely your responsibility? 😁"
Nope, I’ve read all The Law and it’s definitely OP’s fault. I’m already looking forward to the inevitable, and imminent, cannibalism.
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Sorry for the late update I was hiding in the bunker till the possible riots calmed down, all seems quiet in the streets today, I did get a WhatsApp from the family over the road which read ….’ What the actual fuck are you doing :D bin wars start in the am ‘ and then she put the correct bin out and waved at my ring doorbell, the lady in question also offered to swap my bin for the correct one but I play hard to get and plus she’s married, I’ve got the net curtains twitching as it is |
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"Sorry for the late update I was hiding in the bunker till the possible riots calmed down, all seems quiet in the streets today, I did get a WhatsApp from the family over the road which read ….’ What the actual fuck are you doing :D bin wars start in the am ‘ and then she put the correct bin out and waved at my ring doorbell, the lady in question also offered to swap my bin for the correct one but I play hard to get and plus she’s married, I’ve got the net curtains twitching as it is "
😂🤣
Well played that woman! |
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Reporting from the front line our intrepid reporter me sausage can confirm all neighbours are still on talking terms, one of them did address the issue stating I confused them so badly they had to check online as to the correct colour bin, this is my life now |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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My neighbours were on holiday for quite a few weeks, so I made use of their green bin for garden refuse (along with my own one). These are only collected every other week, and typical, I filled it again last weekend (having had it emptied) and they returned on Monday - to find a green bin full. Clearly its me, cos they have astro turf (so why the hell do they have a green bin), they also have a Ring doorbell, so the evidence is there for them.
I have not yet had it tipped on my front drive, but I am waiting... |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"Forgiveness is still possible, but you must repent of your bin sin."
I shall not - I like feuding neighbours (very disappointed that they have a Ring doorbell, as now my disguise [a balaclava] will not work as they can see where I came from and went back to) |
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