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I’m going on a solo trip Friday, it’s going to be a heatwave for the entire time I’m there and I’ve been pondering, how will I put suncream on my back?
I’d like some creative ideas please. Do your worst 🙏 😊
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"I’m going on a solo trip Friday, it’s going to be a heatwave for the entire time I’m there and I’ve been pondering, how will I put suncream on my back?
I’d like some creative ideas please. Do your worst 🙏 😊
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just smear it all over your sunbed sorted . |
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"Pour a load into a bin bag, tie it as far as your neck, jump around.
🤣 🤣 this seems doable!"
Just don’t think oh I’ll pop out get some milk while you’re at it. Being chased by a garbage truck isn’t funny. I’m told. Never happened to me. |
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"Locate the filthiest looking man slut you can find and ask him to smear it on with his body.
If only there was a place to find man sluts. Like a website.
Ta daaaaaaa!!  "
Is fab a thing in Malta? 🤔 |
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"Locate the filthiest looking man slut you can find and ask him to smear it on with his body.
If only there was a place to find man sluts. Like a website.
Ta daaaaaaa!!
Is fab a thing in Malta? 🤔 "
Yes it’s called maltaeaser over there |
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"Locate the filthiest looking man slut you can find and ask him to smear it on with his body.
If only there was a place to find man sluts. Like a website.
Ta daaaaaaa!!
Is fab a thing in Malta? 🤔 "
I saw a Maltese guy on here recently.
I'm sure he won't mind.  |
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"Pour a load into a bin bag, tie it as far as your neck, jump around.
🤣 🤣 this seems doable!
Just don’t think oh I’ll pop out get some milk while you’re at it. Being chased by a garbage truck isn’t funny. I’m told. Never happened to me. "
Ok noted. That’s a top tip! I can be trashy but not the trash! |
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Tip one of the waiters really well when you first arrive and everytime you need a drink, they will notice and they'll bring it to your sun lounger and you can ask them to top up the sun cream at the same time! 😊 |
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"I’m going on a solo trip Friday, it’s going to be a heatwave for the entire time I’m there and I’ve been pondering, how will I put suncream on my back?
I’d like some creative ideas please. Do your worst 🙏 😊
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Rub the sun cream on a tree and then use the tree as a back rub! |
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"I’m going on a solo trip Friday, it’s going to be a heatwave for the entire time I’m there and I’ve been pondering, how will I put suncream on my back?
I’d like some creative ideas please. Do your worst 🙏 😊
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I'm not sure I'd fit in your suitcase.  |
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"Tip one of the waiters really well when you first arrive and everytime you need a drink, they will notice and they'll bring it to your sun lounger and you can ask them to top up the sun cream at the same time! 😊 "
Ohh la la. I could be a real life Shirley Valentine |
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By *rivateparts!Man 19 weeks ago
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"You can get an applicator from Amazon for a fiver. I'm thinking of buying one to put body lotion on my back. "
I've just had a peek and they look like a bath brush but with a sponge on |
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"You can get an applicator from Amazon for a fiver. I'm thinking of buying one to put body lotion on my back.
I've just had a peek and they look like a bath brush but with a sponge on "
Very similar, but curved more |
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"You can get an applicator from Amazon for a fiver. I'm thinking of buying one to put body lotion on my back.
I've just had a peek and they look like a bath brush but with a sponge on "
They probably are. The only problem I can see is keeping them clean. |
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"You can get an applicator from Amazon for a fiver. I'm thinking of buying one to put body lotion on my back.
I've just had a peek and they look like a bath brush but with a sponge on
They probably are. The only problem I can see is keeping them clean. "
I've used these in the past. Some come with replaceable stick in pads. My current version is silicone and can be rinsed off. Top tip... Apply the sun screen before you leave your room! |
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