"Updates, friends, then hotlist.
Then see if there is any new messages.
Then the forums.
Rarely look at winks or who's fabbed my pictures or friend requests
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That’s ok I will just tell you I fabbed yours 😁 |
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Wade through the endless messages, delete all the ones who attached a vag pic, delete all the crude ones shouting they want to use me and ride me like a stallion, reply to those who wrote more than “fuck now”.
Check out all my overnight fabs.
See if I’ve made it into page one again.
Wake up.
Go straight on the forum and stay there. |
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"Wade through the endless messages, delete all the ones who attached a vag pic, delete all the crude ones shouting they want to use me and ride me like a stallion, reply to those who wrote more than “fuck now”.
Check out all my overnight fabs.
See if I’ve made it into page one again.
Wake up.
Go straight on the forum and stay there."
Page one again, doing well felix |
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"Updates, friends, then hotlist.
Then see if there is any new messages.
Then the forums.
Rarely look at winks or who's fabbed my pictures or friend requests
That’s ok I will just tell you I fabbed yours 😁"
Thank you Tasty😁 |
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"Whats the first thing you do when you come on fab, check updates? Check messages? Straight to forum? Search for hotties? Or something else? 😁"
Answer all messages, return all winks, check friends requests then head to forum.. Firstly ones I've posted on and then the new stuff |
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Forums -
check out the virus section. Feel superior and sane.
Then move onto stories &Fantasies - note what bullshit will probably appear in my inbox imminently.
Look inbox - despair of humanity. Respond to a few with keywords copied from stories & fantasies.
Back to forums. Restore faith with the odd thread or comment.
Look at Local Updates - contemplate life again.
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"Forums -
check out the virus section. Feel superior and sane.
Then move onto stories &Fantasies - note what bullshit will probably appear in my inbox imminently.
Look inbox - despair of humanity. Respond to a few with keywords copied from stories & fantasies.
Back to forums. Restore faith with the odd thread or comment.
Look at Local Updates - contemplate life again.
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I defo like the thought process here |
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"I log in to look at Misty's breasts. If she's uploaded a new one/pair² then I'll print them off on glossy Kodak™ photo paper, affix them on the fridge using magnets."
Where do you get your magnets from? NASA!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣 |
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"I log in to look at Misty's breasts. If she's uploaded a new one/pair² then I'll print them off on glossy Kodak™ photo paper, affix them on the fridge using magnets."
Very similar, except I use that A4 laminator to get it wipe-clean  |
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Read messages, apply for restraining orders. Check Cam Rooms for celebrities and family. Write another complaint to Fab about profile Videos being above Pics, insist on returning to OG Fab order. Play the ‘Glamorous Woman or TV/TS’ game on Hot Pics. Cut and Paste the worst advice possible again for the most recent Profile Advice request post on the forum. Jerk off to any new hot list pictures whilst on the morning Teams call. Stalk my forum girlfriend in the hope she takes any notice of me. Verify a complete stranger. |
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By *batMan 12 weeks ago
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How come no one's mentioned "see who's near?"
Is it only me who uses that? Surely not.
Then messages.
Forum.
Updates.
Sometimes Hottest Vids of the month.
Gbat |
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Messages (if a yellow envelope), updates, write a message in response to updates or ponder how impractical some of the lingerie in the latest photos is (and consequently draft a letter to the editor of The Times to express that view), visit the Forum and decide all is right with the world when I see biting sarcasm from Raven or Midnight referencing a lady walk. |
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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago
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"Messages (if a yellow envelope), updates, write a message in response to updates or ponder how impractical some of the lingerie in the latest photos is (and consequently draft a letter to the editor of The Times to express that view), visit the Forum and decide all is right with the world when I see biting sarcasm from Raven or Midnight referencing a lady walk."
Sodding autocorrect, I wrote WANK not walk  |
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Try and deal with an apparent never ending stream of messages while simultaneously giving off an air of self satisfaction.
Only kidding, I’m a single fella on here, so obviously I gawp at the hottest women photos and wonder if I’ll ever get anything from this site except rejection |
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