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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When out on a night out to sugar hut and wowww the ladies in Essex are sexy I pulled a real sexy one but I there many on here?? I love just there voice does it for me

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By *edangel_2013Woman  over a year ago

southend

Fuck me, I thought my kinks were strange!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Lol what's wrong with liking an Essex lady's voice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When out on a night out to sugar hut and wowww the ladies in Essex are sexy I pulled a real sexy one but I there many on here?? I love just there voice does it for me "

Go and lie down in a darkened room for a while, it will wear off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

No mate I'm loving it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Accents - now that reminds me of a thread somewhere in the mists of time on here!

My missus is a true Cockney - her accent is like an Essex bird on speed!!

Ouch!! Time to run!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'd love it mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck me, I thought my kinks were strange!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Being an Essex bird myself, i have never thought of having an accent (and i am not blonde )

Until i went and stayed in Liverpool last weekend, i was told that i spoke posh at one stage......Nah never not me

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By *ustMyselfWoman  over a year ago

At the end of a cracked Rainbow

I'm Essex through and through common as they come lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Being an Essex bird myself, i have never thought of having an accent (and i am not blonde )

Until i went and stayed in Liverpool last weekend, i was told that i spoke posh at one stage......Nah never not me "

I can vouch for that..... No. Not you. Ever! pmsl!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think this thread is missing an Essex Girl Joke (or 300!), so just to inject a bit of humour...

"How does an Essex Girl turn on the light after having sex?

She opens the door of the 2.0l Capri Laser....."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"What's the first thing an Essex Girl does after having sex?

She shakes the car park gravel out of her knickers....."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do Essex girls go to the toilet in pairs?

Because they're not used to pulling their own knickers down.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why does an Essex girl have c and a in her knickers?

So she knows which way round they go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I watched Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents yesterday. Some Essex girls were getting pissed out their heads, stripping their clothes off and snogging every guy that looked at them.

Then they boarded their flight to Magaluf.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What do you call a Surrey girl between two Essex Girls?

The interpreter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I watched Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents yesterday. Some Essex girls were getting pissed out their heads, stripping their clothes off and snogging every guy that looked at them.

Then they boarded their flight to Magaluf."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My daughters an Essex girl , her accent isn't quite like that of TOWIE more like posh cockney if you know what I mean.

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