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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

North West

I put my phone in the fridge without me realising (don't ask)

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 11 weeks ago

the moon

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 11 weeks ago

the moon

Opposite to the hotline ?

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan 11 weeks ago

Wales/ All over UK

I looked in the politics forum

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

North West


"Opposite to the hotline ? "

Yeah something like that 😂

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 11 weeks ago

the moon

Washed my car .. then it pissed it down 🌧

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

North West


"Washed my car .. then it pissed it down 🌧"

Done that a few times 😂

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By *ampireLoveMan 11 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Put (coca-cola, in case you ask!) in my tea instead of milk 🤦🏽‍♂️

Still drank it though 😂😂

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

North West


"Put (coca-cola, in case you ask!) in my tea instead of milk 🤦🏽‍♂️

Still drank it though 😂😂"

Get on the Dragons Den. New invention

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By *eordieJeansCouple 11 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My wife

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By *agatoXXXMan 11 weeks ago

Mordor

Wakened up.

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Darlaston

Got an upper brow lift and crow's feet but should have paid the extra for the package deal and and got cheeks and jaw line done at the same time

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By *op2Couple 11 weeks ago

North west

Went to work x

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By *en_Dover79Man 11 weeks ago

Oswaldtwistle

wore odd trainers to the gym, didn't realise until nearly an hour in

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"My wife "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Central

Forgot to book accommodation for tomorrow, whilst I'm on holidays. Places are booked and prices hiked now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 11 weeks ago

North West

Assumed I could read a book in peace.

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By *hyguy9iMan 11 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Forgot my wisdom tooth snapped and ended up eating a sweet cause I was hungry while working 😂

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By *obilebottomMan 11 weeks ago

All over

Left the tap running and nearly flooded the kitchen

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By *exxyyDy11 OP   Man 11 weeks ago

North West


"Left the tap running and nearly flooded the kitchen "

Oh myyyyy

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By *elix SightedMan 11 weeks ago

Cloud 8


"Left the tap running and nearly flooded the kitchen "

I bet your bottom became very mobile very quickly!

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By *929Man 11 weeks ago

newcastle

Not today but yesterday when I went to hire a car to come down Cornwall I’ve left my house and van keys in the car hire companies cabin ffs

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By *younaughty2Man 11 weeks ago

preston

Left the house in work attire only to realize just before driving off I've got my slippers on

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By *lex46TV/TS 11 weeks ago

Near Wells

Put porridge oats in the microwave this morning and forgot to add the water??

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 11 weeks ago

somewhere

Aside from going to work lol.

I've actually had a pretty good day today, if I had one of those signs that you fill out "how many days since you last did something stupid" it would be 0 today. 😂

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By *herry delightWoman 11 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

I poured a small glass of Baileys!

Really a small amount! in my defence it was mint flavor Bailey's and I hadn't tried it before.

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By *ampireLoveMan 11 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"I poured a small glass of Baileys!

Really a small amount! in my defence it was mint flavor Bailey's and I hadn't tried it before. "

Hope you’ve gone back to pour another!

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By *ornucopiaMan 11 weeks ago

Bexley

Anyone who was at Eureka will be able to tell you.

If I'd gone there on my own I could have watched a damned good show or two!

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By *gooddayforfunMan 11 weeks ago

rhyl

Woke up

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By *herry delightWoman 11 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"I poured a small glass of Baileys!

Really a small amount! in my defence it was mint flavor Bailey's and I hadn't tried it before.

Hope you’ve gone back to pour another!"

Now that's a silly question of course I poured another glass x

🥃

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By *r and Mrs minionCouple 11 weeks ago

Bristol

Went to work 🤣

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By *ampireLoveMan 11 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol


"I poured a small glass of Baileys!

Really a small amount! in my defence it was mint flavor Bailey's and I hadn't tried it before.

Hope you’ve gone back to pour another!

Now that's a silly question of course I poured another glass x

🥃"

So mint baileys is a success! Cheers! X

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman 11 weeks ago

your head

Went to work. Should have stayed in bed 🤦‍♀️

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By *herry delightWoman 10 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"I poured a small glass of Baileys!

Really a small amount! in my defence it was mint flavor Bailey's and I hadn't tried it before.

Hope you’ve gone back to pour another!

Now that's a silly question of course I poured another glass x

🥃

So mint baileys is a success! Cheers! X"

I will have to have a few more glasses just to make sure, a thorough and rigorous test. Before I can come to a conclusion. 🥃

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By *oodmessMan 10 weeks ago

yumsville

Going to the wrong shop and coming across the most unnerving, passive aggressive counter staff I've ever met. Asking for two items led to silences, zombie stares, constant repetition, and a back and forth conversation for a good 5-10minutes to the extent it was awkward not funny. I walked away questioning wft just happened and brrr shook my arms it was that odd. Weird writing about it.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple 10 weeks ago

Lincoln

Nothing yet but I've also hardly left the bed. There's still time though.

LvM

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By *r TriomanMan 10 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

It's still early in the day, I'm working on it...

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By *olfandtazCouple 10 weeks ago

Bristol

Woke up early! Need to learn how to sleep past half 8

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By *abioMan 10 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Forgot what day it was… only when I got to the car I remembered it was Sunday or I would have been half way to work!

Quick plan b… detour to Greggs… sausage and bacon roll!!!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 10 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"Woke up early! Need to learn how to sleep past half 8 "

I have the same problem and blame age!!

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By *andSxxCouple 10 weeks ago

Birmingham

After waking up, I put mayonnaise in Steve's coffee instead of sweetened condensed milk.🙈😂

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago


"Woke up early! Need to learn how to sleep past half 8

I have the same problem and blame age!!"

Ditto. 😭

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By *obilebottomMan 10 weeks ago

All over

Got up far too early

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago


"After waking up, I put mayonnaise in Steve's coffee instead of sweetened condensed milk.🙈😂"

That is a capital offense!

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By *ossssMan 10 weeks ago

North East of England

Forgetting others around and getting caught wanking some videos on this louder than others

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By *chupforitMan 10 weeks ago

Peterborough


"After waking up, I put mayonnaise in Steve's coffee instead of sweetened condensed milk.🙈😂"

I hope he didn't spit it out too far lol.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan 10 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Only just got up so I will get back to you…..

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By *agatoXXXMan 10 weeks ago

Mordor

I tried turning over in bed. Big mistake...🥴

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Rematches someone's little morning tease video 83 times instead of getting out of bed yet.

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 10 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Rematches someone's little morning tease video 83 times instead of getting out of bed yet."

*Rewatched. Fucking autocorrect.

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By *r-8-BBCMan 10 weeks ago

LONDON

Arranged a meet and they never showed up

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

Damn bloody autocorrect..

3rd try

Clearing floating s out of pond, over reached with the net, lost balance and you can probably guess the rest

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

What is wrong with the word 'we eds'???

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By *agatoXXXMan 10 weeks ago

Mordor


"What is wrong with the word 'we eds'???"

It references something that people smoke.

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By *s10biladMan 10 weeks ago

wednesbury

forgot I was off work on bank holiday, turned up as normal and got roped into covering a no call no show

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By *andSxxCouple 10 weeks ago

Birmingham


"After waking up, I put mayonnaise in Steve's coffee instead of sweetened condensed milk.🙈😂

I hope he didn't spit it out too far lol. "

But yes. Full swing back into the glass. He said, he would drink it without sugar or milk from tomorrow.🤷‍♀️😂

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By *929Man 10 weeks ago

newcastle


"Not today but yesterday when I went to hire a car to come down Cornwall I’ve left my house and van keys in the car hire companies cabin ffs "

Got home today bloke in cabin says weren’t there 180 quid for a new key programmed due to fucking stupidity just what needed straight after holiday where the kids cost es a fortune haha

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By *elix SightedMan 10 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I went down to see the nice man from enterprise who delivered my hire car. Looked over everything and thanked him for dropping it off. He gets into his mate’s car to go back to their office and I decide to check my gas meter to provide the nice people at British Gas with a reading.

I put one leg over the iron railings bordering the meter area, got my shorts caught on a spike, yanked myself free then got my trainer caught and fell over, scr@ping my leg down the railings. All while the two enterprise fellows were watching me.

Impossible to style that one out.

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By *elboy1978Man 10 weeks ago

Fellgate

Wake up

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