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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

talk - what would it say right now ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feed me : p

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm glad I'm over all of that palaver.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't fook that

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Change your knickers woman.....

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By *pecifically1Woman over a year ago

Hull

camera...action...Please can I have some action????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I didn't turn into balls and penis while in the womb.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pay me more attention

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leave me alone ffs I need to recover!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Bloody hell woman after last night you need to drink brandy more often

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By *leasurexxWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

can i pick the next one please?? or im getting my own profile

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By *B9 QueenWoman over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"talk - what would it say right now ? "

Great night last night - thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a grip

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Either this is a pencil or i've been missing the kegel sessions .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my vagina would say... wtf!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Wouldn't your vagina say , 'All those years I thought I was an asshole?'

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By *pecifically1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"Wouldn't your vagina say , 'All those years I thought I was an asshole?' "

That is a whole different thread!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

im diabetic,stop feeding me chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ffs, someone break me open again

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By *leasurexxWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"im diabetic,stop feeding me chocolate

love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can you give me some "Sudocream" I'm just a little sore !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can i pick the next one please?? or im getting my own profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive just finished work so mine would say "shall we have a nice bubbly hot bath", in fact my legs would say that too if they could speak.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cobwebs,.get the frigging duster out. These shifts are killing me x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmm he looks nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Several possibilities!

"Are you gonna tell him where you hide your dentures or shall I?"

"Seriously - will you tell him to make his fucking mind up! In, out, in, out....men - soooooo indecisive!"

"Why me! You don't shove those frigging things up each nostril when you get a nosebleed!!!"

"More lube!!!!! I told you that was a marrow - not a fucking cucumber!"

"When are you gonna tell that arsehole to stop following me around?"

"Roll on Mother Nature! I've always wanted to go hand-gliding!"

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

She would say 'My god last night was amazing, I'm such a greedy girl! When can we do it all again?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably tell me to get on a diet so I could see it more often!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck me I really need to fart"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fuck me I really need to fart" "

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

i'm off to join the circus.

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By *wo shades cplCouple over a year ago

leeds

oh not again,give me a night off plsssss!!!!!

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By *leasurexxWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Several possibilities!

"Are you gonna tell him where you hide your dentures or shall I?"

"Seriously - will you tell him to make his fucking mind up! In, out, in, out....men - soooooo indecisive!"

"Why me! You don't shove those frigging things up each nostril when you get a nosebleed!!!"

"More lube!!!!! I told you that was a marrow - not a fucking cucumber!"

"When are you gonna tell that arsehole to stop following me around?"

"Roll on Mother Nature! I've always wanted to go hand-gliding!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give me a rest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a holiday

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By *quirtymanMan over a year ago

redditch

Hey sleepy penis wake up and open the curtains .....

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Aaaah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can i pick the next one please?? or im getting my own profile

Ha ha very funny lol 10/10 xx

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