Dear OP, my profile resembles a back street Dickensian meat merchant, a haunch of Venison here and a flank of Ox there, purveying to only the finest of buyers — Foreskin & Mason™ of Piccadilly.

I really need to up my game (pun intended) and redux my gallery.📸 🖼️

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 12 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Those arty types are so pretentious.

Just show us your dicks & cunts already!

We also like tits and arse.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman 12 weeks ago

In the clouds

Yes agree..it shows imagination

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple 12 weeks ago

carluke

We have some arty shots

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By *hitesteelMan 12 weeks ago

dublin

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By *hitesteelMan 12 weeks ago

dublin

It certainly does leave something for the imagination. Well done… mmm

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 12 weeks ago

Essex

So for tomorrow’s photo shoot

Lamb, sausage links, clunge & filter to black & white…. Got it.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 12 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"Ok

So for tomorrow’s photo shoot

Lamb, sausage links, clunge & filter to black & white…. Got it."

Can you do a vegetarian option please?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 12 weeks ago

Essex

"Ok

So for tomorrow’s photo shoot

Lamb, sausage links, clunge & filter to black & white…. Got it.

Can you do a vegetarian option please?"

I’m sorry I appear to have misplaced the marrow…

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 12 weeks ago

Wirral.

I'm told my boobs are a work of art. Does that cunt, I mean, COUNT?

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By *eyond PurityCouple 12 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Our pics are more arty than graphic 😛

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By (user no longer on site) 12 weeks ago

Mine are definitely modest - i just can't quite bring myself to load a picture of my boobs or vag

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By *icecouple561Couple 12 weeks ago
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East Sussex

I've honestly never seen a butchers shop window on fab. I don't think it's a very nice way to describe people's photos either

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By *929Man 12 weeks ago

newcastle

Public photos are better when they leave sonething to the imagination, far hotter than seeing everything straight away

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By *hisCharManMan 12 weeks ago

South Manchester

I’ve had a couple of complements over the years, which is nice

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By *arla SwingerWoman 12 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I don’t know about anyone else but I much prefer seeing arty photos than a butchers shop window! Anyone have good examples?"

I'm all about sat on a chair in my boxers with my knob on display

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By *erotic_adventureMan 12 weeks ago

London, Scotland & The North,

"I don’t know about anyone else but I much prefer seeing arty photos than a butchers shop window! Anyone have good examples?

I'm all about sat on a chair in my boxers with my knob on display "

Have you lost your remote

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By *arla SwingerWoman 12 weeks ago

Somewhere

"I don’t know about anyone else but I much prefer seeing arty photos than a butchers shop window! Anyone have good examples?

I'm all about sat on a chair in my boxers with my knob on display

Have you lost your remote

Yes, I suspect it went missing up my arse crack

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By *oodiesCoupleCouple 12 weeks ago

Leicestershire

"Mine are pretty arty. I like taking photos"

You even have the butchers apron to prove it 😂

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By *haveanicevoiceMan 12 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

Like screenshots from a mid-20th century film noir, without a plot like of The Night of the Hunter thankfully!.

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By *oodiesCoupleCouple 12 weeks ago

Leicestershire

"Public photos are better when they leave sonething to the imagination, far hotter than seeing everything straight away "

Agree! Everything is better when it leaves a little something to the imagination!

I can look at profile photos, see enough to say, NOPE!

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By *iscean_dreamMan 12 weeks ago

Llanelli

Some of mine are arty

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By *eltCuteMightDeleteWoman 12 weeks ago

Reading

I prefer photos with some effort put in.

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By *herry_BlossomsWoman 12 weeks ago

Barnsley

Art is subjective. Perving is subjective.

I'm no prude, but I don't have the confidence or desire that others may have. But equally I respect them.

For those that show more than you'd like.. You aren't their target audience.. Use it as a filter and move on.

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