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"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please
Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with? 
(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)
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And a hostess trolley.. |
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"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please
Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?
(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)
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I love you. Totally got the reference 😍😍 |
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"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please
Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?
(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)
And a hostess trolley.."
Also on my love list |
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Please bring me some Ben and jerrys Felix.
I have a tub of the caramel cafe in the freezer but if I wat it there won't be any left which makes me sad. I need another pint before I can eat that one. |
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"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please
Wtf is neck oil?! I mean, I know what throat oil is….
It’s an ale made by Beavertown…
I could not make this up 🤣"
The lovely miss peaks does indeed tell the truth. They also do gamma ray, lupuloid, Lazer crush, bloody ell and bones amongst others. |
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"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please
Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?
(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)
I love you. Totally got the reference 😍😍"
That was the first thing I thought when Woman's Weekly was mentioned as well  |
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"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please
Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?
(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)
I love you. Totally got the reference 😍😍
That was the first thing I thought when Woman's Weekly was mentioned as well "
You can join my love-in |
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"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please
Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?
(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)
I love you. Totally got the reference 😍😍
That was the first thing I thought when Woman's Weekly was mentioned as well
You can join my love-in"
'Everybody's going to the love-in' |
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"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please
Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?
(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)
I love you. Totally got the reference 😍😍"
Love you too xx
Shame I'm 11 years too old for you 😢
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Sorry everyone, I totally forgot to reply to you all!! What a terrible personal shopper 
I have all your groceries (even the filthy stuff which caused some funny looks at the till, mentioning no names but very much looking at benfleet…)
Davina, I’m suitably scared of coming a cropper with the SADF so I won’t keep your winning ticket. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago
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"Sorry everyone, I totally forgot to reply to you all!! What a terrible personal shopper
I have all your groceries (even the filthy stuff which caused some funny looks at the till, mentioning no names but very much looking at benfleet…)
Davina, I’m suitably scared of coming a cropper with the SADF so I won’t keep your winning ticket."
(They're all in their fifties with beer bellies now, anyway  ) |
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"Scampi flavoured fries, a box of neck oil & a copy of woman’s weekly please
Is the Woman's Weekly to smack you on the bottom with?
(Victoria Wood reference for those who don't know!)
I love you. Totally got the reference 😍😍
Love you too xx
Shame I'm 11 years too old for you 😢
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It’s a safety thing. I’ve sent men half your age home almost dead 🤣🤣 |
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"Sorry everyone, I totally forgot to reply to you all!! What a terrible personal shopper
I have all your groceries (even the filthy stuff which caused some funny looks at the till, mentioning no names but very much looking at benfleet…)
Davina, I’m suitably scared of coming a cropper with the SADF so I won’t keep your winning ticket.
(They're all in their fifties with beer bellies now, anyway )"
Probably still quicker than me |
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"Click bait!!! Asshole.
I don’t think co op does those.
I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down  "
Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.  |
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"Click bait!!! Asshole.
I don’t think co op does those.
I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down
Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend. "
[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment] |
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"Click bait!!! Asshole.
I don’t think co op does those.
I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down
Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.
[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]"
What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏 |
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"Click bait!!! Asshole.
I don’t think co op does those.
I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down
Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.
[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]
What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏"
Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared. |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"Click bait!!! Asshole.
I don’t think co op does those.
I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down
Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.
[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]
What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏
Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared. "
Pink or sprinkles? |
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"Click bait!!! Asshole.
I don’t think co op does those.
I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down
Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.
[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]
What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏
Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.
Pink or sprinkles? "
I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit. |
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"Click bait!!! Asshole.
I don’t think co op does those.
I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down
Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.
[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]
What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏
Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.
Pink or sprinkles?
I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit. "
Awwwww steak bake 🤤
So hungry now |
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"Click bait!!! Asshole.
I don’t think co op does those.
I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down
Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.
[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]
What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏
Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.
Pink or sprinkles?
I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit.
Awwwww steak bake 🤤
So hungry now"
Not long til the festive bake is back |
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"Click bait!!! Asshole.
I don’t think co op does those.
I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down
Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.
[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]
What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏
Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.
Pink or sprinkles?
I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit.
Awwwww steak bake 🤤
So hungry now
Not long til the festive bake is back "
Do they do just a sprout one? |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"Click bait!!! Asshole.
I don’t think co op does those.
I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down
Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.
[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]
What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏
Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.
Pink or sprinkles?
I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit.
Awwwww steak bake 🤤
So hungry now
Not long til the festive bake is back "
All I read there was “Glow wants some tasty meat! “ 😏 |
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"Click bait!!! Asshole.
I don’t think co op does those.
I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down
Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.
[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]
What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏
Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.
Pink or sprinkles?
I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit.
Awwwww steak bake 🤤
So hungry now
Not long til the festive bake is back
Do they do just a sprout one? "
If they did I’d loiter outside just to watch people find out they got a sprout bake ..maybe have an evil laugh mwaaaaahaaaaaa too |
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"Click bait!!! Asshole.
I don’t think co op does those.
I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down
Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.
[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]
What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏
Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.
Pink or sprinkles?
I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit.
Awwwww steak bake 🤤
So hungry now
Not long til the festive bake is back
Do they do just a sprout one?
If they did I’d loiter outside just to watch people find out they got a sprout bake ..maybe have an evil laugh mwaaaaahaaaaaa too "
I bet they will do well though if they did. |
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"Click bait!!! Asshole.
I don’t think co op does those.
I’ll ask at the till, I’d hate to let young woody down
Just ask for Woodys usual. I normally get assholes at the weekend.
[Glow looks at the camera, feeling no words are necessary at this moment]
What are you pointing at the camera Glow? …😏
Till receipt. I wanted my donut glazed not sugared.
Pink or sprinkles?
I do like the pink jammy one from Greggs. They look a bit gay though. So I usually also get a steak bake to butch it up a bit.
Awwwww steak bake 🤤
So hungry now
Not long til the festive bake is back
Do they do just a sprout one?
If they did I’d loiter outside just to watch people find out they got a sprout bake ..maybe have an evil laugh mwaaaaahaaaaaa too "
Evil laugh…. Or evil fart 🤣🤣 |
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By *ookie46Woman 11 weeks ago
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"I need someone to pack a suitcase, can you help with that 😁
Darling cookie, I asked at the co op but they just looked at me. I don’t think that’s a service they provide."
You’re shopping in the wrong places Felix |
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