So I am not Coco, Stella, Calvin or Ralph but I do think that straps are sexier than bikinis. I would have thought this was self evident following The Fifth Element and that validation but Ms L Croft.
Given this self evident FACT!, why has fashion not progressed as Darwinian evolution dictates…
Could the scientists and fashionistas of this esteemed community provide the definitive explanation, please. |
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Straps are extremely inconvenient, difficult to get on and off, hard to launder and a nightmare to wear in anything other than intimate moments.
That is why we're still wearing bikinis and swimming costumes |
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OP, when I'm caught up in the throes of passion and the undressing of my partner, the last thing I want is the anticlimactic gauntlet of removing buckles, straps, zippers, fastenings, velcro, ties, metal hoops and other counter-erectile paraphernalia.
I'm old fashioned and I follow the Elsa Schiaparelli™ form of sensual simplicity where items of lingerie just fall off her like melting camembert. |
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"Straps are extremely inconvenient, difficult to get on and off, hard to launder and a nightmare to wear in anything other than intimate moments.
That is why we're still wearing bikinis and swimming costumes "
Enlightenment! Merci bouquet. I love practical explanations.
We need to solve this problem. |
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"OP, when I'm caught up in the throes of passion and the undressing of my partner, the last thing I want is the anticlimactic gauntlet of removing buckles, straps, zippers, fastenings, velcro, ties, metal hoops and other counter-erectile paraphernalia.
I'm old fashioned and I follow the Elsa Schiaparelli™ form of sensual simplicity where items of lingerie just fall off her like melting camembert."
You are clearly a romantic poet… but a lazy undressor (I am sure that is not a word)
But you are also a blocker to progress. May I suggest you pack a diver’s knife and scissors in with any condoms to ensure rapid undress are the appropriate time. (Bigger the cost of the garment in question) |
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"OP, when I'm caught up in the throes of passion and the undressing of my partner, the last thing I want is the anticlimactic gauntlet of removing buckles, straps, zippers, fastenings, velcro, ties, metal hoops and other counter-erectile paraphernalia.
I'm old fashioned and I follow the Elsa Schiaparelli™ form of sensual simplicity where items of lingerie just fall off her like melting camembert.
You are clearly a romantic poet… but a lazy undressor (I am sure that is not a word)
But you are also a blocker to progress. May I suggest you pack a diver’s knife and scissors in with any condoms to ensure rapid undress are the appropriate time. (Bigger the cost of the garment in question)"
Spelling and grammar corrections *at not are, and *bugger not bigger. |
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"Straps are extremely inconvenient, difficult to get on and off, hard to launder and a nightmare to wear in anything other than intimate moments.
That is why we're still wearing bikinis and swimming costumes
Enlightenment! Merci bouquet. I love practical explanations.
We need to solve this problem."
We do. Perhaps approach Dragon's Den with a quick release system |
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