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By *eliWoman 22 weeks ago
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"Here OP. Lots of erm... "older" women.
Older than what though ? I always wonder what older means ....
Older than time, ripe cheese , a good wine ? than his mum ? "
That's a very good question Granny, I'm going to ponder that now. |
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By *hirleyMan 22 weeks ago
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"Has anyone said Werther's yet?
Op you will find older women with or without their husbands in a lot of places. We're not normally corralled into one space for public safety  "
I thought it would have been more like a sheep herding situation myself, maybe I'm wrong 🤔 |
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"Has anyone said Werther's yet?
Op you will find older women with or without their husbands in a lot of places. We're not normally corralled into one space for public safety
I thought it would have been more like a sheep herding situation myself, maybe I'm wrong 🤔 "
I guess it would be a good idea to get us all in one place and use sheep dog style tactics to separate one or two out from the crowd. |
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By *aizyWoman 22 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Op is 38 so older than that I guess
I'm sweating here 
I'm closing in on 39 rapidly 
Could be worse you could be rapidly closing in on 50 😭😭
You don’t look a day over 52 "
Sorry dearie, I couldn't read your comment, I can't find my reading glasses 🤓 |
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Benefits of older women:
1. They know what they want
2. Quality engagements both mental and physical
3. Know how to dress and seduce
4. Respect is earned and not given
5. Cars, suits, don't impress
6. Money does not impress
7. Generally much harder to engage
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I do love the challenge TBH 
Although saying that I am closing in on 50, so not much wiggle room left
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Be exceptional, average is for the freeloaders, the wasters and nerds. |
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"Op is 38 so older than that I guess
I'm sweating here
I'm closing in on 39 rapidly
Could be worse you could be rapidly closing in on 50 😭😭
You don’t look a day over 52
Sorry dearie, I couldn't read your comment, I can't find my reading glasses 🤓"
It’s ok. I’ll spell it in your evening cup of Horlicks for you |
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"OP, if you're looking for the high calibre ones then you will find them at Cimetière du Père-Lachaise.
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Laying flowers for Jim Morrison ♥️"
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Exactly. And...when it comes to dates they always go 'Dutch'. |
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"OP, if you're looking for the high calibre ones then you will find them at Cimetière du Père-Lachaise.
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Laying flowers for Jim Morrison ♥️
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Exactly. And...when it comes to dates they always go 'Dutch'."
🤣🤣
Or even pay 😘 |
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"OP, if you're looking for the high calibre ones then you will find them at Cimetière du Père-Lachaise.
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Laying flowers for Jim Morrison ♥️
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Exactly. And...when it comes to dates they always go 'Dutch'.
🤣🤣
Or even pay 😘"
💯 points! |
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By *aizyWoman 22 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Op is 38 so older than that I guess
I'm sweating here
I'm closing in on 39 rapidly
Could be worse you could be rapidly closing in on 50 😭😭
You don’t look a day over 52
Sorry dearie, I couldn't read your comment, I can't find my reading glasses 🤓
It’s ok. I’ll spell it in your evening cup of Horlicks for you "
The folly of youth, young man, if you spell it out in my evening Horlicks I still won't be able to read it, the steam will fog up my glasses! |
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"OP, if you're looking for the high calibre ones then you will find them at Cimetière du Père-Lachaise.
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Laying flowers for Jim Morrison ♥️
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Exactly. And...when it comes to dates they always go 'Dutch'."
I like Dutch. Dutch pilots  |
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By *agatoXXXMan 22 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"Has anyone said Werther's yet?
Op you will find older women with or without their husbands in a lot of places. We're not normally corralled into one space for public safety "
The Home Office should do something about that.😳 |
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"Has anyone said Werther's yet?
Op you will find older women with or without their husbands in a lot of places. We're not normally corralled into one space for public safety
The Home Office should do something about that.😳"
They should as en masse we're quite likely to take over wine bars, chic independent coffee shops and hotel lounges  |
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"Has anyone said Werther's yet?
Op you will find older women with or without their husbands in a lot of places. We're not normally corralled into one space for public safety
I thought it would have been more like a sheep herding situation myself, maybe I'm wrong 🤔
I guess it would be a good idea to get us all in one place and use sheep dog style tactics to separate one or two out from the crowd. "
A guy could use a wingman or wingwoman, to corral us in/out of the pack. |
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"Has anyone said Werther's yet?
Op you will find older women with or without their husbands in a lot of places. We're not normally corralled into one space for public safety
I thought it would have been more like a sheep herding situation myself, maybe I'm wrong 🤔
I guess it would be a good idea to get us all in one place and use sheep dog style tactics to separate one or two out from the crowd.
A guy could use a wingman or wingwoman, to corral us in/out of the pack."
Excellent! I'll float it as an idea with the boss of Wetherspoons, there's enough space in those places |
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"Has anyone said Werther's yet?
Op you will find older women with or without their husbands in a lot of places. We're not normally corralled into one space for public safety
I thought it would have been more like a sheep herding situation myself, maybe I'm wrong 🤔
I guess it would be a good idea to get us all in one place and use sheep dog style tactics to separate one or two out from the crowd.
A guy could use a wingman or wingwoman, to corral us in/out of the pack."
They won't catch me or my mates in their mobility scooters |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"M&S or Waitrose
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Yes had this twice now .. Waitrose One man was asking me about the top i had on as liked it and then asked were i lived and did i go in most weeks on same day. Next one i was getting flowers and he was saying a woman like you should never have to be buying flower for yourself . |
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