"They're being selfless. Know how hormonal us women are and want to help us relax. It's heartwarming really.
If you like that kind of thing I suppose it is...but not all do!"
I love baby or coconut oil, but just rubbing bits of flesh ain't a massage. I'd probably do more harm than good  |
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Me and the sexy man recently had a silly bet or two, and I won the first one ... a sensual massage 🥰
But I have absolutely no idea when I'm going to get it lol |
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"It's never just a massage on offer, its a desperate attempt to touch you and then have sex. Trust no man that offers only a massage, there's nothing in it for them. "
I find them boring and my mind wanders off to something totally unsexy  |
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"Someone keeps popping up on my messages with a certificate that looks like they made it themselves  "
There's usually a load of them trained in yoni or something. Probably certificates are signed by Yogi bear  |
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I did a massage course at college. I did the sciences and it was a desperate attempt to meet women. I remember you push the blood from the tips to the core to prevent damage …. 30 years later that is about all I remember 🤣🤣 |
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"I did a massage course at college. I did the sciences and it was a desperate attempt to meet women. I remember you push the blood from the tips to the core to prevent damage …. 30 years later that is about all I remember 🤣🤣"
Did you meet the women though?? |
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In fairness it's nothing new on here.
There have been lots of men claiming to be fully qualified masseuses for as long as I've been here.
When you try to advise them that they've been given someone else's certificate and should have received one that said masseur or massage therapist they aren't amused.😁 |
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"I've never known a guy to just give a massage without prodding me with his penis.
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That’s how the professionals do it.
It’s like when I get measured for trousers and the guy moves my appendage from one thigh to the other.
Perfectly normal.
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I do them but don't advertise I do them. I'm not qualified, an enthusiastic amateur.
A club I used to frequent, now sadly closed, had a massage room which I used occasionally. I gave a proper, relaxing massage that got rid of their aches & pains and once that was over it was extremely rare it didn't morph into something more.
Yes, some women don't like getting a massage, but those that do, do.
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There was a family of mostly Muslim women that lived ubove my flat. They would have a professional female masseuse come round and massage them. They always asked me if I wanted to book a slot but I never did as my flat was so messy back then. Would gave been a perfect situation as I always want to sleep after. |
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By *8on33Man 12 weeks ago
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"Seems like nearly every man and his dog are offering massages these days.....is there something in the water???not sure but do you like a massage ?
I get bored "
ok I'll rephrase the question do you like a quick massage? |
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"Seems like nearly every man and his dog are offering massages these days.....is there something in the water???not sure but do you like a massage ?
I get bored ok I'll rephrase the question do you like a quick massage?"
Nope...don't mind giving them for a while but I just can't relax getting one. |
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I genuinely love giving and receiving massages, depending on the situation, they can be as relaxing, invigorating or sensual as you like.
they are so much better when done on a massage table though.
They can make you feel amazing when you get one from someone who actually knows what their doing. |
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"Seems like nearly every man and his dog are offering massages these days.....is there something in the water???"
I don’t think I’ve offered one but could do with a deep sports one … but then again behind closed doors and all that) I’d get it a try for the right lady  |
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By *8on33Man 12 weeks ago
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"Seems like nearly every man and his dog are offering massages these days.....is there something in the water???not sure but do you like a massage ?
I get bored ok I'll rephrase the question do you like a quick massage?
Nope...don't mind giving them for a while but I just can't relax getting one."
You would be ideal as a massage person though ,it might be a way to get the patience back in your life ,I've given the odd massage mind but would never advertise it . |
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"It's never just a massage on offer, its a desperate attempt to touch you and then have sex. Trust no man that offers only a massage, there's nothing in it for them. "
Like the ones who profess not to need anything in return for pussy licking, until the woman says "I want your cock in me"... |
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There's nothing quite like a massage to spend a relaxing time with people and build connections, trust and energy. I've been massaging for over 25 years, both on fab and outside. My massages are therapeutic and always unrushed, and yes with mutual agreement and connections they often go further. Agree not for everyone, but I do have many regulars couples and singles. It's just one of my things |
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